I will gladly fuck someone’s throat if they offer to break my neck afterwards

Harry Potter isn't a good book, it's just the first book you actually read. Read another goddamned book already.

Last week of grad school, ever. And then I get to be a human being again, with interests and hobbies? Sounds too good to be true.

Is he sexily mysterious or just an autistic guy at a party disassociating Its me

yes i really am not dysphoric at all but having one of my books say he/him on it makes me want to melt into the earth and disappear. you can write that on my coffee cup or say it in a meeting all day and night but please dont stamp it on my soul that is all i ask

Me last week: “‘man, these edibles ain’t shit” Me this week, taking one on an empty stomach: *does accidental Stitch impression*

I had an edible and an orgasm, and will be getting under the weighted blanket. I’ll see everyone in 4-5 business days.

Jiji/Okarun/Momo poly triad when?

A little late for #fcf, but like, fashionably late

I just want to put it in some holes, is that too much to ask?

I don’t think I’ll be horny posting a lot again, but I was at least in a mood to take a photo and share with all the good pups, theys, and boys. Anyone want a lick? #FCF

As a demisexual with a naturally low sex drive, sometimes I forget how good and fun sex can be. Unrelated, but I need to use someone’s mouth or other holes until I decide I’m done.

Straight up Orcing it, and by it, let's just say, my sitty

A little birthday treat to myself!! ☣️👯‍♀️🧛🏽‍♀️

Going into June, just a reminder... Kink belongs at pride. Trans folks belong at pride. Ace and aro folks belong at pride. Bisexuals belong at pride. TERFS and drop the T queers can fuck off.

Age yourself with a movie you saw first release in the theater Because I’m not traumatizing the masses!

Giving @pupluca.bsky.social a good breading for our two year anniversary.

My first crown card, and it’s one of my favorite legendaries?? And I got it when pulling Sogaleo packs, which is even funnier

The problem with rereading the autism book that made me reflect upon myself and start unpacking a lot of stuff, is that upon reread, it’s making me reflect upon myself, and I may need to work on unpacking more stuff.

I just want to put it in some holes, is that too much to ask?

“Mr. Brightside” really feels like the millenials’ “Don’t Stop Believin’” I don’t know why, but it feels true.

Blue Prince stuff, not super spoilery, I don’t think Got to Rank 8 on Day 5, with the Boiler Room, I can get all the lights on to presumably go onto the next room, but I cannot figure out how to power the door, and then get back upstairs to it

I don’t think I’ll be horny posting a lot again, but I was at least in a mood to take a photo and share with all the good pups, theys, and boys. Anyone want a lick? #FCF

For the third pack pulled, I can’t be too mad

The fun thing about getting older is that you’ll move apartments and states, and say for days afterwards that you should really use the heating pad for your back, and then not do it. And then finally use the heating pad, and it’s so good and feels so nice, and why didn’t I do this sooner?

I am not one to ever give up, but I am one to complain the whole time. Please know the difference

Spent my Superb Owl Day the right way - rewatching the ending of The Owl House w/ @pupluca.bsky.social and @sciencefriction.bsky.social and crying a whole fucking lot.

@pupluca.bsky.social: we’re manifesting today Me, with audio processing issues: I mean, sure, I’ll put a fist in a man, but I don’t see how that will fix things

Me examining a new follower

I made bread (using a bread machine) and it was so good, and I do think I’m hotter as a result 😌💅🏻

Me: I’m gonna do a 10-pull! Ah man, no visual cues on any of the packs, oh well. Then this was the second card of the first pack, and my first immersive!

Honestly, this was a weaker year than I would have liked, but between work and school, and burnout sinking its claws into me for the last three months or so, I’m pretty proud of what I read! Definitely going to be focusing more on the tbr in 2025, as well as doing reviews, here or just for myself.

“Gender confusion”

I don’t think I can properly describe how excited I am to watch this soon!! #digimon #digimonadventure #ourwargame #hurricanetouchdown #digimonthemovie

Find someone who looks at you like this:

Watching The Polar Express, it’s @pupluca.bsky.social’s first time watching. Her: this film is an anxiety attack Me: Nooooo, it gets better after this! Also me: *remembers the puppets* 😬

Many people have argued whether or not Die Hard falls into the canon of Christmas films. Less explored, but as important, I venture that The Polar Express is an action film akin to Snowpiercer. Because if something can go wrong on this train journey, it does.

That’s our son, and I love him. Now if he would just let us sleep through the night…

Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends: 1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration; 2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you; 3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.

Got my annual reminder that I’m ordained with the Universal Life Church. Huh. I should probably do a marriage or something at some point.

Well alright then! Was wondering why this Avalugg looked weird, but I couldn’t remember what regular Hisuian Avalugg looked like either

Reader, they did in fact keep the 4.0

Surround yourself with the kind of people who read banned books.

Considering nuking my nudes, wondering if I’ll lose followers and engagement, but I’m just not horny, and not really feeling like a pup

This semester tried so hard to kill me. Did I err in taking more than one graduate level course while working full time? Perhaps. But I should be on track to pull out two more As, keep my 4.0 GPA, and enjoy a well deserved end of year break.

Who is excited to learn Roman numerals together? I, for one

Welp, despite my best efforts to have no connections to my real life, I think a coworker found me here. So, if you know me, or think you know me IRL, no you don’t. Went ahead and deleted my socials from my bio as well.

Grilled cheese and an orgasm, I’d say my Saturday is off to a pretty good start