Socialism will never work in the United States, because Ronald Reagan gutted the education system, creating 77 million fucking morons, who voted for Trump.

Because yeah, he couldn’t have done that.

Here’s a thought — Maybe these people don’t deserve to be handsomely rewarded? (From NPR)

#TOTP Holy fucking shit, the 90s largely passed me by, but how in the name of sweet whimpering Jesus did #Beck make a fucking living?

He looks like someone blowtorched his Madame Tussaud waxwork. In a wind tunnel.

📸 Donald Trump speaks to members of the media as he arrives at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland, U.S., May 20, 2026. REUTERS/Evelyn Hockstein

Tonight’s Film Selection🍿🎥🎬: Director Richard Benjamin’s gorgeous love song to the Golden Age of Live Television, “My Favorite Year” with amazingly sweet performances by Peter O’Toole (no shock there) and Mark Linn-Baker. I would’ve loved that era. #TonightsFilmSelection

Oh, don't ever change, #Guardian. Their tribute to #AndyRobertson.

Which is why I stopped cooking and eating octopus. Besides, MAGAts are more plentiful, less sensitive, and easier to catch.

Speaker Ken Doll says the non-war is over and the opening of the Strait won't be a war either, so he and his fellow eunuchs won't be bothering President Daddy while he's busy working.

Frank Cottrell-Boyce calls for children’s reading to be treated as a ‘right’, in final laureate lecture www.theguardian.com/books/2026/m...

If #AlexJones doesn't die screaming, there is no justice on this planet.

Hey folks, does anyone have access to Alex Jones? Can you please pick him up by the collar and the waistband, and slam his fucking head into the nearest wall? Please.

In the words of Eric Morecambe, "Get out of that - you can't, can you?"

DEAR RESTAURANTS: Your servers are not volunteers. If you can't afford to pay them more than 2.13% of what you charge, you can't afford to run a business. Thank you!

All that money, and eating at a Ramsey caff...

I’ve been playing this song recently as a mood booster. I’m sharing it in the hope that any decent people out there that need it, get a lift from it too 🫶 A brilliantly performed cover version of a superb Nick Lowe penned song 🎯👌 #ElvisCostelloAndTheAttractions youtu.be/Ssd3U_zicAI?...

Inmates at Ghislaine Maxwell's luxury prison are punished for speaking about her. share.google/QyjBC5NenbTR...

At least in Iran they dress up as religious fanatics. In the USA, they dress as Fat Donnie.

And by the way, John Roberts, Trump approaching you at a State of the Union speech to shake your hand and say, "Thank you, I won't forget it" doesn't really scream "unpolitical" to anyone who has eyes.

I saw this on its initial run, and with Smiley's People, it may be the utter vindication of SlowTV. And much as I worry about remakes, the film TTSS featuring Gary Oldman is astonishing.

Just out of idle curiosity, who's the dick who turned up at the #MetGala in leather overcoat Gestapo chic?

Serendipity on my TL.

'Concerned'. So they're all Susan Fucking Collins now.

Farage & The Tories delivered Brexit Make them own it And yes, feckers voted for it. I don't know if folk believed the lies or wanted to. Or were wearing their exceptionalism on their foreheads🙄 But ffs you fecking damaged us & helped Putin in trying to destroy European Countries 🙄 Vote #SNP1 #💚2

Tories: never not at it, accidentally or not. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

"Peter was the most inventive actor I've ever known. He was a great scholar, an accomplished dramatic actor and a masterful comedian. [...] Peter liked to make pictures which entertained people, not critics." Vincent Price remembering Peter Lorre on after his passing in March 1964.

That's a restaurant to go back to.

"Sounds like sheer hell, Lootenant, it surely do." www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Miggeldy kicks it way over the cross bar and out of Pearse Stadium. The ball is eventually found floating off Salthill.

I'm doing my part!

Spotted in Washington DC during White House Correspondents’ Dinner weekend. Source MeidasTouch

Real... You can't make this Sh*t Up..🤡

Caption this!!

Has Trump Tried, Self Impeachment 🤔........

Y'all know what to do with this one...😎

The dishwasher is the most coddled appliance. You have to do its job before it can do its job.

I'm going to charitably assume that Daniel Harris of the Guardian wasn't around in April 1989.

Haha!! That Ashes to Ashes story is hilarious, isn't it? I must go to Pett Level one day, it's not all that far from me!

If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.

I'm as guilty as anyone, but can we call a halt to images of Trump? The next video of him I want to see is him dancing awkwardly at the end of a rope.

Evidently not. I was doing that old-fashioned in & out shit. www.theguardian.com/global/2026/...

"a modeling agent with a curious talent for placing young East European women in the orbit of rich, older men." Most dictionaries boil this down to "Pimp". Pimp. PIMP.

I'm sorry, City, but that away kit looks like your team should be digging up the King's Road after dark tonight. #CHEMCI

Evidently there's Tottenham fans out there who've never heard of Son and/or Gomes. www.theguardian.com/football/liv...

"Hold on! Hold on! Who's steering?"

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#TOTP dear lord, has anyone watched The Shamen in the last decade? Awful.