i forgot all about posting here because yall don’t make it worth my time 🤪 funny how that works

Updating my menu for cuddle season. Also will be doing fire collabs with some of ya faves on camera & IRL this fall so keep your eyes peeled bc you (& your wallets) will be ready to open wide for us. 🤑 Fall has me ready to come out to play after a rough summer (which is usually how I like it). 🥴😘

The fomo levels are off the dang charts after having to miss sex worker pride yesterday & the community events filled with gaggles of gorgeous whores. I’ll be missing all work for the next week thanks to germs so feel free to tip, purchase customs, & beyond…🤧🤒😷

A little BTS from this fun shoot last spooky season to get you in the mood for a little more of what’s to come this season as long as y’all keep me cozy….🤑🤑💰 Ft @missfortunenyc.com doing an absolute fantastic job of turning my booty into the jack-o’-lantern of ya dreams 🎃

School year ND mom life already kicking my @$$ along w/my period trying to murder me from the inside so you should def send me money so I can buy Halloween stuff & fall treats too soon to make myself feel better. Tips $10 & up get a pumpkin booty vid. 🎃💋V=TiffiTornado13 CA=TiffiTornado

Wanna see some hotties shake it to American Idiot? Of course you do 😚🤘🏽❤️‍🔥 come thru~!

www.eventbrite.com/e/anything-b... Tonight!! Come see some of ya faves including birthday baddie @lethalkit.bsky.social & @agonyxxx.bsky.social the demon bday daddy himself perform!!! I’ll be your host & @lilbabysuccubusx.bsky.social will be my stage siren so come let us devour all your dollars!!

Sun, 9/7! Give ur $$ to bada$$ bbs who’re members of the lgbtqia+&SW’er scenes at my queer revue! Drag, burly, comedy, GoGo…all while supporting local art when it needs it more than ever?! YAS. 🙌🏻 Discount code GETWET 4 nxt 48hrs. Not local? Donate to the artists! www.eventbrite.com/e/anything-b...

Featuring some of your very favorite including @agonyxxx.bsky.social @lilbabysuccubusx.bsky.social @lethalkit.bsky.social and yours truly hosting. Two of our performers are also celebrating their birthdays! So don’t miss out on the hottest & haziest way to say goodbye to summer. Bring those tips!!

1 week away to Anything Blows! A queer revue Ft. an all LGBTQIA+ cast- many also SW’ers- doing drag, burlesque, GoGo, comedy & more. Sun. September 7th at The Cobra Club in Bushwick, BK. Doors 8:30pm, Show 9pm. (GETWET industry discount code. ) www.eventbrite.com/e/anything-b...

Blah. School season really puts the rent in parenting.

I love when a potential client asks my rates and I tell them and they try and low ball me….like, my friend, this is not a negotiation. And considering my day job is legal professional…you’re also never going to convince me. Don’t waste my time.

I really need a night in a hotel so much so that I’m willing to offer a rare *public* deal of opening my books and letting you spend some time with me for a discount *if* you pay for a room with a view now. Bonus points/extra time for brunch. This MILFy needs to be pampered after this summer.

Men don’t send me enough money for the bullshit they expect me to listen to and deal with. Y’all want GFE based on vibes and your vibes aren’t even good. Pay me what I am worth or leave me alone. My face is cute, my ass is fat, my aura is safe-warm-funny-and sexy AF. Do you think I am unaware? Stop.

Officially outta office until 8/3. Taking my bbs to the beach. ☀️🌊⛱️

My slutty heart is full. - - - - Next up-the holes!😘😘

Three chances to see me perform this pride weekend AND I am officially opening my IRL companionship menu back up for NYC/surrounding. You will need verification. If you’re known by another professional/me personally you may be able to “skip the line”. Message me & let’s have some summer fun. 🌪️💋

A couple days late but you can still treat yaself to a Friday the 13th vid 💋

I am hella depressed & sleep deprived after one of the worst weeks of my life. My bday was on Sunday but I did nothing but spend it worrying @ my mom & cancelling pride gigs. My brain is so f*cking sad rn but at least my ass is still cute. It’s the little things, right? (Not that little I guess🍑🤷🏻)

www.tickettailor.com/events/produ... thursday! 8:00pm doors 9:00pm show $10 ADV. and at doors! @tiffitornado.bsky.social @lethalkit.bsky.social #burlesque #nycburlesque #cannaburlesque #fourtwenty

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baddie central this thursday!!! 8:00pm doors at the Producer's Club 💚💨 #CannaBurlesque 4/20 Weekend Kickoff! $10 ADV. and at door @lethalkit.bsky.social @tiffitornado.bsky.social www.tickettailor.com/events/produ... #burlesque #nycburlesque #fourtwenty #nycevents #gettixnow #cannaburlesquenyc

I think everyone should own a mirror they can fuck in front of w/ @tiffitornado.bsky.social 🔗 www.manyvids.com/Video/646619...

I have been awful about releasing vids this year (altho my customs are cooking which I do appreciate) buttttt I have been filming a lil’ bit here & there and will likely have some cute face f*ck content soon thanks to @reerunyc.bsky.social 🍆💦 So hang in there bbs, we’ll all be cumming soon 💋🌪️

AH i just remembered im seeing my fave content partner again tm! @westphillydungeon.bsky.social what do yall think we're gonna be shooting? 😜

During the day I’m a human rights specialist and considering the state of the world right now I really need to have the brains fucked outta me most nights. Bc it’s too much & if I’m going to be crying anyway I might as well be gagging on something, too.

if I don’t suck tdick soon i will perish

Disappeared for a bit but back & evolved to a higher level of MILF. Back to accepting collabs & new clients. DM for personal menu, verification info, & options for how we can have a fantastic spring together. 💋🌪️

I need a tattoo or a new piercing. NEED. NEEEEEDDDDDDD.

Ya know the world is a fuggin shit show but sometimes you spend the night watching gorgeous people- some of whom you consider pretty damn good friends- shake their parts and create their art and suddenly life seems worth it again. Feeling all the good feels rn. 🥰🥰

Daddy needs someone at his feet. Will that be you? Still booking this month. Worship me, mortals. 🔥 #hypno #footworship #red #dom #domme #prodomme #femdom #femdomme #bbw #bigtitties #daddy #daddyasfuck

Come spend Saturday with me. GoGo, kink tastings, private dances & more at Agony’s playground. You don’t want to miss out. 🌪️💋 www.brownpapertickets.com/event/6549139

If you happen to be in BK on Sunday 1/26 & you could use a dose of queer joy- come check out Anything Blows- a queer variety show featuring fab burlesque, drag, & performance artists- many of whom are also SW’rs. Come get fired up with us & resist the BS❄️🔥♥️ www.eventbrite.com/e/anything-b...

Revamping & rebranding some things, and making sure things are as locked down as possible in this increasingly terrifying place, so my spicy links/vids will be down for a bit. I’ll resume customs & such shortly, but my day job is protecting SW’rs & that includes myself, while all the bs escalates. ♥️

If you happen to be in BK on Sunday 1/26 & you could use a dose of queer joy- come check out Anything Blows- a queer variety show featuring fab burlesque, drag, & performance artists- many of whom are also SW’rs. Come get fired up with us & resist the BS❄️🔥♥️ www.eventbrite.com/e/anything-b...

Cashapp: $TiffiTornado Venmo: TiffiTornado13 If y’all want me to be your mommy so badly then you have to be good little boys and girls and send money when mommy says. So go ahead then and make me proud. 😘💸

I feel like I woke up in 2025 just really not in the mood for people.

Manifesting more couple bookings for 2025✨🤞I love being a professional unicorn 🦄😍

I am sick of y’all being nonchalant about me. Either you’re obsessed or you’re not it. Whether a client or a potential partner of any kind…if you identify as a man than you also need to identify as consumed by my essence. 😇😘

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???? me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

Whenever people scream that porn is unethical, it tells me a lot about the types of porn they consume. Buying porn from indie creators is the most ethical way to consume porn. Sure, it's not as cheap, but you're buying from a small biz instead of a big company!

Fucking PREACH 🙌🏻 The only way I’ll be pretending that you are smarter than me is if you are paying me A LOT to do so. 🤣

Tip this gorgeous beauty for their birthday!! 🤑🤑

I want to shoot some “how to” style smut in the new year- sexual knowledge in this country is awful, mainstream 🌽 can skew what actually matters w/consent, pleasure, & beyond. I think some real, fun seggsy people being honest about it all would be hot as hell. 🔥 Let’s do it.

Happy hoelidays!! Keep on buying & tipping to make your season even jollier 😝😘✨

You should tip your fave #MILF this #SexWorkerSaturday bc today alone I’ve been forced to watch 3 different versions of The Grinch, repeatedly. Help fund my post-bedtime sushi & edibles, and I’ll send ya a special vid or pic of me finally enjoying some alone time. 😉😘 $TiffiTornado

Manifesting more couple bookings for 2025✨🤞I love being a professional unicorn 🦄😍

I can offer you many different versions of the GFE- my speciality for many years- and that includes demeaning you if that’s your sweet spot 😉😘