A Ballad of Cheetos and McNuggets.

Did he just announce a Quarter Quell?

This is the collab I neeeeeeded!

#NYT #NYTGames

I can't stop watching Jordan make juice.

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We all make fun of the 7th year guys (and I know nothing about Finley’s situation specifically) but the other day I saw a post from Vanderbilt/Mississippi State/Northwestern/East Carolina QB Mike Wright about all the degrees he got. I say good for the guys who can pull it off!

i don't think this is even a real statistical anomaly anymore. it seems like there's someone in the crowd at every mass shooting who has been through it before. this doesn't have to be our shared cultural experience.

#JayKelly is a good movie. I can't imagine anyone else playing the lead role. The "tribute?" 😭 The way I don't understand why Citizen Kane has stood for so long (😐) is the way I appreciate this movie. It's an epic without trying to be grand. Cinema. Oscar Bait, but in a good way.

This doesn't deserve a link.

Adding this to my list.

Billy Crudup is DOING some acting this year! Between #TheMorningShow and #JayKelly, run him some more awards! (and #AlmostFamous, which I saw the first time just this week,)

The more I have looked at the artist’s other work, the more I have become convinced that this is probably awkward and fake-looking on purpose.

I took my wired earbuds out to consult with a coworker, which means they hung around my neck and chest, which means my electric blanket warmed them up for a few minutes. I put them back in and my ears got a toasty treat. I'm living life like it's golden.

Everybody On this island Seems so happy On this island

Christina Maria Aguilera! No ma'am.

Diddy wouldn't give her money to leave an abusive domestic situation that involved children, but then turned around and asked her to help him defend his documented abusive behavior? Audacity.

This is me after you tell me I was right, when I've been telling you I was right from the beginning:

I love this for them! youtube.com/shorts/YcQia...

swear this is art history in the making! really powerful really beautiful pieces

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone

🎵 Made in Georgiaaaaa 🎵

if you don't want a classical education with classical education things... you should consider a trade school and even Trade schools require units of composition.

Gently ... composition as a course teaches us how to package ideas to an audience for understanding. The skill being taught is thinking

I could have told them this was going to happen. Good riddance!

Dismantle the pastriarchy.

not sure how to square ‘no one person can be reasonably expected to pay for every media subscription’ with ‘sorely underpaid writers need to make a living’ but my inclination is not to locate that problem with any of the broke ass people on either end of the complaint

lmao they put the World Cup in America and now it's got commercial breaks.

I can't stop watching this. 😂 My knee has clicked since I was 10 years old. Happened after a fall at the skating rink. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I'm watching #SNL and Melissa McCarthy is hosting. The musical guest is a band called Dijon. I didn't say anything after the first performance because I wanted to be fair, but after the second song, I'm so serious when I say I don't even know if this is all in English.

Church Street in Burlington Vermont. 📸 Adam Silverman

The only thing I'm worried about is the fact that Netflix asks for confirmation after 3 episodes and HBO lets you watch all night.

When they had to post it next to blue and bright white to distinguish it, they had already lost. #EvocativeSoftBrown

Every time i think about outside it cost 200 dollars

This is EXACTLY who i want as the face of the military

This is so accurate

Bedtime routine // Rabbit holes

When I say “Bed, Bath and Beyond” just know I’m talking about “Bath and Body Works”

I'm watching the new Kimora show and there is a whole bunch of Aoki slander annnnnd that's not what was advertised! I will not stand for continuous slander of The Younger Sister!

This is a good 25 minute edit. Take some time to check it out. The audience shots are a picture of why Louisiana is right when it's right. A bunch of these songs are on my "Problematic Faves" playlist. youtu.be/qmGKM75Eu1k?...

The songs I listened to most this year. #SpotifyWrapped www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

I understand why philanthropists match donations (grow the mailing list, etc.), but I would love to see numbers on those who just (1) pay all the $$ upfront w/a photo op, or (2) move in silence? The donee has to up their costs to get what you already know you have in the bank? Promo costs money?

Michelle Obama is doing a great job getting him back to the actual question and asking questions that require detailed answers. Attorney! I'm only halfway through, but apparently, he taught Haitians new irrigation methods and taught them how to prevent dehydration in children. 🤨

I really want to see this Katt Williams interview. Are they going to let him lie to their faces? Is he going to be homophobic every other sentence? I just never imagined him having this public audience. I can see Michelle and Barrack laughing at Pimp Chronicles in private, but in 4k forever? 🤔

And, she ignores why people are relying on social media for news out of Gaza... In order for us to have multiple vetted news sources to rely on instead of social media, Israel would have to allow journalists to cover conditions in Gaza, instead of killing them.

Hillary Clinton is really out here claiming that young people, including young Jewish people, are only pro Palestine because of tiktok video—not because of the painfully documented fact by dozens of human rights organizations confirming genocide, famine, mass rape, and war crimes by the IDF. Absurd.

I can see it. But the Oompah Loompa body count has to be higher.

The Gen Alpha parents have discovered that Microsoft Teams has a full page of 6-7 gifs. Pray my strenf.