Highly recommend the Martin Short documentary (Netflix).

Zootopia 2 is boooooooring!

I'm going to start saying no more. With minimal explanations.

I thought this song was corny in concept when I first heard it, but I really like it now. open.spotify.com/track/1NslSQ...

iheart podcasts have a ridiculous amount of commercial breaks. yuck.

Just watched #SNL. I find it hard to believe that anyone under 40 really wants to hear three separate Paul McCartney musical segments, especially live. Like, they actually anticipated it and enjoyed it and wanted to dance to it.

Seattle Grace OG. Intern year. Bomb survivor. (Med school clerkships at County General, though. Peter Benton made. Kerry Weaver made.)

I don't know why, but I was embarrassingly misinformed about the walking distance from Selma to Montgomery.

Josh Harris is remarried to a wife who preaches and has a nonbinary child. Definitely couldn't have predicted that 10 years ago and absolutely not 20 years ago!

Everytime

St. George's amendment failed.

#GraduationSeasom Two people have asked me if I froze my eggs, unprovoked, in 48 hours.

Neurotypicals should not be allowed to write tests. Cause what is this?

Millennials should not be allowed to parent 😂😂😂

They're using Copilot - actively plugging its capabilities - in tv shows now. Ugggh.

Randall was a Weather Commodities Trader and his Ghost Kingdom dad was the tv meteorologist! After that, he became a city councilman in charge of making sure the local library had what it needed. Ghost Kingdom mom? Librarian.

They really took that lady's mama.

I think I've been spelling the word "chastising" incorrectly for years.

I am unfamiliar with Shane Gillis. I am unsure why Kevin Chose him to host.

This Roast is going to be three American hours long?!? I'm preparing my sensitive ears for this filth. Lol.

Anyways, back to our regularly scheduled program!

Wow. My phone is at a 38° angle...?

If a person uses the word "wriggle," I know they liked to read as a child. My kind of people.

I think it's been more than a week since I watched the Coldplay/Dick van Dyke video. YouTube must be tired of me, because it hasn't been on my home page.

Whatever it is, it starts with NAYYYYYHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

one of the funniest headlines of last year. he’s just like me fr

Bel-Air S2E6. The main Banks family has shirts that have shorter sleeves (women's cut?) than everyone else's. Considering the shirts were designed by an attendee who arrived with the shirts, that seems strange. Uncle Phil's sleeves are almost comically short.

Is the "voluntary" in the room with us?

This kinda happened to me too. Cardigan, below the knee print dress, sheer tights and booties every day. Like a uniform. Someone came up to me and asked me if I was a Muslim. I said no. They asked if I was a Holy Roller. I said yes. Then they asked me if communion was nasty. (Depends on the church.)

I am the thermostat, not the thermometer. 🧘🏿‍♀️ Video credit: drtroylee via TikTok.

Southern softball had a historic season under coach Brittney Williams. Find out how the Lady Jaguars excelled, if they feel extra pressure and what their approach is against Bethune-Cookman in the SWAC Tournament.

So Many Jalens in the NBA Deja (Help) I Have One Daughter Novelty songs that live rent free lately.

#TheBear has a surprise flashback/spinoff episode where Mikey is still alive! It says Season 1 episode 1, but idk if this is just a special episode or going to full series.

I'm not even going to call them gender roles. House rules. House roles. Your life partner is there to help you through life. That's it. Figure out your strengths and how you can help each other. Forget what other people do. I really want our generation to get this right. There is still time.

I hate that they're calling them "corporate slop bowls" because that is literally my favorite type of fast casual. Doesn't everybody love it when all the ingredients come to dwell together in unity?

10/10

Why has no one done a "Hideous Skirt Convention 2006" sweatshirt?

I know an improv person in real life and they reallllllly do not like it when you call it a "skit." Anyway this was really good. Should have been on the actual show. youtu.be/eYozZru7dqc?...

I just withheld the urge to tell someone that they caused their own problem. Write that in my book, Lord.

#TheDevilWearsPrada2 Non-spoiler spoiler - The cerulean sweater appears... in new form.

I know someone who always complains that their kid gets Bs and Cs and "is always on that game." He said he wanted to be a gamer. She made him take computer science. Cs. He joined the esports team at school. The team placed last in the tournament. She is livid. I love 2026.

LOL WE GOT A NBA PLAYOFF FIRST HALF FIFTYBURGER BEFORE GTA 6

"In Louisiana, where Black people make up roughly a third of the population, the congressional maps were specifically drawn so that a third of the districts were majority Black. Does that seem fair to you?" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-...

"Now those white people have fewer members in Congress to go to for their problems—like how the cost of restringing a tennis racket just keeps going up and up and up, or how they aren’t making new seasons of The White Lotus fast enough. Who are they supposed to write to about that? Some Black guy?"

People who don't know that Bubo means "owl" in Latin didn't have to watch the OG Clash of the Titans on rainy days in 6th grade, huh? #Jeopardy

At this point, I don't even know if I want to see the seashells by the seashore or not.

I just remembered my dream from last night and now I'm disappointed that it isn't real life. 😕 I had lots of Honey Wheat Bushman Bread delivered to my house randomly.

This year? This year is the year I have deleted three names from my birthday reminders calendar because I chose their former spouse in the divorce. Good for them for having birthdays in the first half of the year. Lol.