Somebody should probably tell little Marco where Venezuela is

I feel like I need to repost this today, might end up being pretty relevant by supper time.

BREAKING NEWS: Department of Justice releases first batch of documents related to convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. WARNING: Disturbing content.

BREAKING NEWS: Bad is now good. Down is now up. Cold is now hot.

No idea what this means but I’m reposting it because I read Burn Book and I’m sure Kara knows what’s she talking about.

America, can he please be over soon?

Read this. Then read it again.

You should honestly be ashamed to have this much money. You could give 83% of it to humanity for the greater good and still have 100 Billion. That is hundred thousand million dollars. For perspective that’s about $300 million a year, since the year 1 AD.

As someone who actually believes disclosure will happen in this decade, I can honestly say I haven’t been this excited to see a movie in years. Many years.

What an incredible piece of shit this man is.

Not all Trump supporters are white supremacists. But let's be honest, all white supremacists are Trump supporters. If you find yourself supporting Trump and making mental excuses like "Democrats are no better", just f**king stop. Democrats ARE better than these hateful idiots, and so are you.

What a morally bankrupt, petty, juvenile, deluded, narcissistic, tragic, disgusting human being. America, you are so much better than this. Anyone who voted for this man in the past, you have a wrong to right next time you step in that voting booth. His enablers are all the way down the ballot too.

I just hope Luke comes to rescue Leia from him before her chains start to really hurt.

BREAKING NEWS: Sorry, the only thing I could come up with for this was the "Breaking News" part. The photo is going to have to speak for itself.

This. Way more of this. All day every day. Show the world their cruelty and stupidity.

BREAKING NEWS: Everything is as stupid as possible and we all live in the dumbest of timelines.

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump is now officially under the assumption that he can make laws simply by decree on social media. Seriously.

Yesterday Joe Rogan was on his podcast with the CEO of Nvidia. They started out by talking about what a fun guy Trump is off camera and how different he is than people think. If a few people in 1938 had said Hitler was a chill guy off camera, nobody would be mentioning it in history books today.

The internet in all of it's sad, greasy glory.

🔥🔥

BREAKING NEWS: A centuries old engineering problem has been solved, allowing icing to harden while roofs stay in place.

Trump tried everything to get this crook off, and failed. Now, to save face, expect Trump to suddenly flip flop and congratulate Brazil for “all of the incredible things they are doing.”

Classic.

Ok listen. The coup was bad, but he survived politically. The sending masked men in vans to steal people off the streets and send them to camps, that's quite 1938 of him, but somehow he's getting away with it. But now he is suggesting that turkeys are drinking smoothies. This has to be the line.

BREAKING NEWS: I have 666 followers. I don’t love that. Please tell your friends and let’s get that up a hair. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey. The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.

If this is true then #Epstein!!!

Dafuq?

Always follow the money.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Dear God, If justice is a real thing in this universe, please let the MAGA movement end abruptly, with Donald Trump being impeached for lying about blowing Bill Clinton.

Powerful.

JD Vance is very consistent… in saying or doing whatever it takes to get ahead politically.

In a world full of Wayne Gretzkys, be a Mario Lemieux mariolemieux.org

This is why Pauly in Goodfellas never used a phone.

“You’re not really a pedophile if you’re into 14 year olds.” -Megyn Kelly (We all knew the excuses would eventually get to this stage, still kinda shocking though)

Ok, now I bet you’re exhausted from all the winning.

How about now? Tired of winning now?

Tired of winning yet America?

I swear the Democrats should introduce legislation to make punching babies in the face illegal. (It already is). Trump would be drilling babies in the face on Fox in under an hour.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Democracy Scoreboard: Subway Sandwiches 1 Fascism, Tyranny, and Racism 0 11:06 1st

Keep on doing this. All day. Every day. Repost repost repost. Every platform you are on.

This man is an electric speaker.

Trump still has not followed a court order to release SNAP funds for millions of people. Meanwhile, he hosted a "Great Gatsby" themed party at Mar-a-Lago this weekend. And he posted seven times about renovating a White House bathroom with marble and gold. Priorities.

First Epstein sexually abuses hundreds of girls, now this.

Trump: Canada should be the 51st state. Canada: Reagan was against tariffs. Trump: That’s interference!

Thank you Blue Jays for the incredible ride you took me and my son on this year. It was truly special. You are all champions in our hearts. You exemplify everything that we hope to teach our kids when we put them in sports. You’ll get em next year. #BlueJays

That one really hurts.