Wife: Do you have friends at daycare? Son: No they're all bad Wife: I saw you all playing together. Son: Zombi game. Zombi chasing everyone. Don't like Zombi game. Wife: Why now? Son: Want real Zombi! Attack everyone!!!

So we live on a subway line and will sometimes walk and sometimes take the subway to drop our kid off at daycare. We usually take the subway in the winter. Last automne on a nice day we were walking and our 2 year old was really interested in the latter's on the signs so I helped him sign them out

The funniest inside joke my wife and I have is that when we're measuring scoops for baking or stuff, instead of asking if the scoops are heaping or level we ask "Would Fanny Farmer approve?"

Wife: every time I need lemon juice for baking I'm always left with so much lemon juice I don't know what to do with. Me: wait... All these years I thought it was just a metaphor. Wife: What are you talking about? Me (pulling out some sugar): I know exactly what we must do!

Microdosing enemies to lovers by having a make-your-own pizza night and making my wife watch me put pineapple and an egg onto my pizza.

How that prologue went with Alba de Riva, actually😂 (Varric Tethras & Alba de Riva/Rook, 9:52 Dragon) Varric: "Take care of the team for me." Alba: *AuDHD dissociating, nodding confusedly* #DragonAge #DATV #LousticArt #VarricTethras #AlbaDeRiva

Iron Bull to Dorian when its been awhile

do you guys like my dragon age dwarf

It's my birthday since 8 minutes ago 🎂✨ here's some of my art to share (as a treat) 🎉🎉🎉

Dragon Age TTRPG Shenanigans: We survived the Wycome siege!

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

My kid understands that when a place is "closed" it means we can't go there but doesn't understand that something being "open/closed" is independent of our plans. So sometimes he'll say something like "Home closed, library open!"

One of the most Video Game things I did in my TTRPG was have an NPC the heroes helped previously show up with a bunch of Health and Mana potions right before the end

Dragon Age TTRPG Shenanigans: CAMPAIGN 1 TEAM IS ARRIVING! GM HAD A COMMISSION DONE AND IT'S SO AWESOME!

Me at the end of Veilguard getting tricked by Solas after spending 10 years analyzing the Solas' style of trickery and deceit.

Qunari by the Sea 9:42 Dragon #dragonage #dai #inquisition

Taash would actually fall under my definition of "representation that matters" because their story can't be avoided or ignored, and it's all about asserting their identity.

Dragon Age TTRPG Shenanigans: OH MY GOD. CAPTAIN HANDSOME (our Templar NPC) IS PROPOSING TO ANXIETY MAGE. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ALIENAGE AFTER BATTLE.

Dragon Age TTRPG Shenanigans: Okay handfasting delayed because, erm... We lost Velanna and had to do a quick funeral. Not cool handfasting someone basically on top of her body, you know?

And then she starts to tell me the AU of how Isseya wont be a monster, the griffons will all be a big happy family again and the wardens won't be sick anymore, and yeah no DNA test needed, that's my babys first fix-it-fic 😭❤️❤️

@ghildirthalen.bsky.social so I've been wondering how much influence the different Evenuris had over the Blight. Like in Origins we see a Genlock Forgmaster but after Uthemriel (and we assume June) dies we don't see Darkspawn crafters anymore.

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I perhaps should have anticipated that the hardest part of getting my kid to bed at a reasonable time is that he's too much fun to hang out with.

It is perfectly possible and widespread to recognize prejudice towards one minority and not others. Fiction is always simpler than reality, and sometimes makes biases a lot more transparent.

Getting really invested in the worldbuilding of the media I consume and then watching children's shows is a special kind of hell.

Isabella: I can't believe we went through all that and there wasn't even treasure at the end. Sebastian: Perhaps the true treasure was the friends we made along the way. Anders: Like she said, no treasure.

Me playing Avowed "Well this doesn't seem like a good idea but I trust the voice in my head so..."

AU where Bucky Barns seemingly gets disintegrated by the Tesseract guns but actually gets transported to Thedas where he becomes the Herald of Andraste and that's why he's missing his left arm when he gets back to his world.

i learned from this edit btw

I'm a little raw atm, so I don't think I can be brave like Talon here, but Dragon Age is so incredibly important to me as well. 10 years of sorrows eased by digging into the world of Thedas in the games, with friends, and in the good ol' mind palace. #thankyouDADevs

inquisitor's first time at the storm coast #dai #dragonage

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One of the most amazing things about my current TTRPG is that we're on our second campaign and an NPC I hadn't even bothered to give a name, an NPC who was supposed to die to introduce a major antagonist (but the PCs saved him) is about to become the linchpin that connects everything together.

www.cjpme.org/trump_genocide Anyone in Canada who wants to sign a petition in support of Palestine can do so by following this link.

dude herja looks amazing in this recolor

My gaming buddies knows me, that they made a plan to play BG3 together literally after my morning pray (4am) and asked if I can play tonight lmao.

Dragon Age has brought me so much joy and comfort in my darkest times- i could (and might honestly) write so much about it. That I cant reciprocate that feeling to the people that made it- i get so frustrated. Any and all DA devs, you matter. Your work matters- they dont know all you did.

Solas: We live in a dark and angry time, child of Stone. So much of what people believe has come crashing down. If you bring them a little peace with the worlds you make between the pages, you have done more than most. Thank You @trickweekes.bsky.social and everyone else at BioWare

This went over my head on my first playthrough but is this a Golems of Amgorrak reference? #VeilguardSpoilers

LOL there is a guy in Treviso who runs a crystal healing shop and the Antaam were going to shut him down because they hate magic but then they realised the crystals don't actually do anything so they let him keep scamming people.

Okay, last one of these silly edits I did earlier today. It turns out the reason Josie isn't present... is because she *is* Rook. And this time- it’s personal. #Dragonage

#VeilguardSpoilers Scout Lace Harding, Swift and cunning, Her arrows cut you Down to size Scout Lace Harding, Taut bow taunting, Life so light Will flee your eyes Life so light Will flee your eyes?

The choice at the very end of Veilguard is perfect for an RPG in a series because it is a super impactful choice for the player and the characters but leaves the world relatively the same going forwards. #VeilguardSpoilers

#Merrill #dragonage2 #dragonage #cosplay

#VeilguardSpoilers I wonder if Veilguard was designed to make me feel like Solas... Failure compounding failure until the only way to move forward is to let go of the past (previous games) or be trapped forever in a prison of regret.

In honor of Turkey Day, have a quick Manfred Meme! 🤣 #dragonagetheveilguard #Manfred

Ready to start this journey on Friday

That Crow helmet has been the source of so much laughter for me this week.

Every time the party encounters ghouls and someone calls them Darkspawn I die a little inside.