If insurrectionists can shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk...I guess...meet them where they're at?!

I feel so kindred with my fellow Swifties today, because I know we're all on our 7th full listen at minimum. I've been listening to it at nearly full blast for hours and my husband hasn't asked me to turn it off. Because he likes it. And you like it, too. (Pic from our girl's last show in Van 💜)

Trunt's gonna be so mad when Tylenol responds to this saga by adding a tagline "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES" to their product packaging.

I'm going to get so pregnant and take so many Tylenol

Spotted this inspirational bumper sticker yesterday and wanted to share this beautiful sentiment with the world the day of The Rapture ™️

My mom took Tylenol while she was pregnant and now I can't drive because of the autism.

It turns out not even Trunt's threats speak louder than stakeholders' outrage when profits take a hit. I cannot WAIT to watch Kimmel tomorrow night.

I can't stop thinking about Erika Kirk treating her husband's death like a press tour and his corpse like an Instagram prop.

Mental illness, am I right?!

The world would be a much better place if we measured GDP in belly rubs and tail wags.

Yeah sex is great, but have you ever tried canceling Disney+?

Jimmy Kimmel suspended indefinitely...what a fucking joke...

The radical left trying to divide Americans by advocating for free health care for everybody and not wanting kids to be shot up at school. The audacity.

This. Even when it feels like a lost cause, we can't tolerate / co-exist alongside people who believe homeless people should be euthanized or that gun rights are more important than keeping kids safe in schools.

Why does Steven Miller? Always talk like Ron Burgundy? Reading a teleprompter and making everything sound like a question?

Does any top official in the current White House regime own pets? Not a hunting / guard dog or show pony. Just a cherished dog or cat, who serves no "purpose", but brings an overwhelming amount of love and joy to most of our lives... I feel like that's fucking weird, no?

My anxiety has anxiety.

Hey. I just want you to know... If we meet while walking down the road, I will 210% remember your dog's name before I remember yours. No offense. It's just that dogs are just better than people in every imaginable way.

I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees. No refugee underfunded a school. No refugee closed a hospital. No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled. We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!

Why hasn't even one of these supposed FBI agents tasked with removing Trump's name from the Epstein Files whistleblown yet?

Miss Americana and the limp-dick grift

Evil drag queens, sinister foreign farm workers, and demon trans athletes...that's what Americans were so scared of that they voted for a creepy, corrupt, failed-businessman, pedophile, fascist fuck. BRB gonna go play "Love It If We Made It" by the 1975 on loop. My Canadian elbows are so tired.

Nice fucking try, you geriatric orange sack of diarrhea. We're still not distracted from The Epstein Files.

MAGA gonna turn themselves in to a constipated, salty pretzel defending Trump when it inevitably comes out that he's very, really, truly in the Epstein files... Y'all supported a pedophile, as if supporting a convicted felon / sexual predator / cruel, heartless, stupid bastard wasn't bad enough.

@ronnychieng.bsky.social @hasanminhaj.com I'm sooo pumped to see you guys in Toronto!!! ❤️😊

I read a headline that Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz renewed their wedding vows and that they'll "cherish the memory forever"... At the 3 year mark? Seems very soon for a vow renewal, no?! (Me, distracting my brain from serious and impodtant world issues)

Stop everything you're doing and watch this. youtu.be/2S-WJN3L5eo?...

Okay but why hasn't anyone thought of this gator-surrounded concentration camp for serial killers or pedophiles?! Why is America harsher on the crime of WANTING A BETTER LIFE than cold-blooded murder or sexual perversion? It's heartbreaking to watch what the USA is becoming... No. Has become.

Among other things, I'm just so pissed that a country that once made winning WWII its whole personality is now building concentration camps

What the actual hell?! A close Trump advisor and MAGA figure just posted, “Alligator lives matter. The good news is alligators are guaranteed 65 million meals if we get started now.” This is disgusting, it’s genocidal language. Dehumanizing, dangerous, and unacceptable. How is this even real life?

I dunno guys, I'm not feeling great at Trump's chances of winning a Nobel prize...

Okay timeline cleanse 🐾❤️

Can you imagine being in high school in 30 years and learning about this shit period of history & having to grapple with the fact that their parents and grandparents actually supported the Trump regime and elected this grifting orange convicted felon sexual predator climate change denier TWICE?!?

For those who say “Illegal is illegal.” On this Juneteenth, remember: slavery was once legal. Harboring a fugitive enslaved person? Illegal. Black freedom? Illegal. “Illegal is illegal” has always been used to defend injustice. Legality ≠ morality. Justice calls us higher.

It's gone from really scary to VERY scary pretty fucking quick...

Cities should put cocaine checkpoints in all the wealthy white areas that voted republican and see how fast they recognize the importance of due process

@meidastouch.com @meiselasb.bsky.social please do more indepth coverage of the impacts of the USAID funding cuts. This needs way more attention. 300,000 people have died, the majority of them being children.

The hypocrisy is astounding.

Is it bad when smoke from wildfires burning over 1,000kms away make the moon look like a peach? (Imperial system lovers, 1000kms is ~620 miles)

I was wondering when we were gonna hit the martial law segment of America's descent in to fascism...

All his billions and he can't afford a beauty blender?

Cool, filing this away for later. It's important to remember how Trunt wants to be talked about after he formally announces his rapidly advancing dementia.