"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

❄️ caught an alolan vulpix in pokémon go earlier only for it to reveal that it was a zorua and that will have long lasting consequences on my identity /silly

they're blue for an amazing reason

did not expect them to pretty much explicitly say March 7th is plural

i'm the luckiest girl in the world to be with her :3

we're drunk atm and we're with our wife and we're so happy

chat were so vay

silly sylveon blep :9 💕🎀

me when I forget what to do at the crossroads

wife got possessed by the 67 demon

About me:

slenderman ass spoon our friend has

this was foreshadowing

wife in half an hour, should have been there earlier but multiple buses didn't show up so we had to get a later train (and spend £15 on a same day ticket because fuck you if you want to take a train ig)

WIFE TODAY

yeah

back pain :(

our perception of time is so fucked that we thought today was Friday

what could this Possibly Mean

currently experiencing Death by Multiple £10+ Purchases

was attempting voice training at work earlier whilst working the drive thru and someone said we have a voice that'd be perfect for radio? i mean we'd love to work in radio but not as a host

finally got our hands on silksong haven't played much but it's peak

chat

🎀 it scares the shit out of us /pos that deltarune chapter 5 is out next year

oh yeah we need to put canto 8 on the media thread

the tremor team is finally done* *unless we get allen gregor

there is something distinctly non-human about Jerma and I find mean that in a therian way

getting fucked up watching Jerma noise compilations the teacher noise kills us

it's homophobic that druids in 5e don't get Bestow Curse :( just want to be able to curse people with our silly witch druid without having to take 5 cleric levels

chat I think we're overcapped on crit rate

❄️ confession: if i weren't Rune OBT I'd be a Zorua they're kinda neat

we're staying Evil btw got shouted at by a customer last night over their food taking like 5 minutes, during the busiest hour of the busiest day so we're Evil now

when i correctly guess how many mark ruffalos the will it blow is gonna be

HE MADE A GLUE SAUSAGE?

strongest id in the game acquired

the more we look into buying headphones the more we hate buying headphones i just want to hear the noise cancelling in typical scenarios, hearing how they deal with plane noise is not what we want

nearly made a poor financial decision earlier (bought a typewriter)

🎀 mega dimension should add mega sylveon i'm not biased or anything, trust /silly

It Who Devours, the Light Eater Ultra Necrozma

add homestuck to fortnite

He's been hard stuck on Undyne for a week. 🎨: @lilkatzz.art who also owns the other character

I showed another friend. Their testimonial was "What's the opposite of 'I miss Tenna?'"

yeah and neither are we

had a dream that chess had lore and new gameplay mechanics the further into the game you got, you'd automatically unlock upgrades that let your pieces do new things (one was like a necromancer upgrade for the bishop that let you revive a piece that had been taken if you took with it)

Serperior icon c0mm for @pulsesystem.darkfore.st ! Was really fun and lovely to work on tysm! <3

ban fireworks

why is there Christmas music playing it's the start of November ffs

two year olds:

happy birthday deltarune game that gave us autism /silly