I figure if I sit still long enough in my job I will outlast the incompetent, the bullies, the unhinged, and the narcissists Time eventually gets them and it’s amusing to watch

Someone left this on a fence, maybe it was meant for you (too)? You are so worthy #flowers #roses

Maddens Plains: CRASH Multiple vehicles. Roads affected: M1 Princes Motorway just past Appin Road. Affected directions: Northbound

It’s that time of year of when the #Ravens mysteriously disappear all bar one or two

Evergreen post: He could be impeached tonight and convicted at trial in a few weeks and removed from office immediately thereafter if about 20 people in DC decided to put country over party for the first time in their miserable, self-dealing lives

Did #Telstra give #GladysBerejiklian a job? This sounds like one of her disasters #outage

Telstra immobile network

For those not yet in the know #Telstra is borked

Leucopogon capitellatus More commonly known as one of the Beard Heaths, the flowers of Leucopogon capitellatus are small, delightfully fluffy stars ⭐️ #ozflora #wildoz #nativeplants #inaturalist #bloomsvrolling 🌿

What idiot makes clothes without pockets? I have to carry my phone in my bra strap, which is a bit weird when you have two phones 🤪 ‪I’ve been contemplating #sewing #pockets on all the clothes I’ve bought without them, especially pants‬ 😏 Note I said on, I because I can’t sew for sh*t 😆

Whoever thought #ChupaChup #cola for a bathroom spray was a good idea must sh*t bourbon and lime because that stuff does not cover anything but tires to make a mixer out of 🤢

Thank you #Belgium 😆

Just published two new albums recorded in the stunning Río Bigal Biological Reserve, Ecuador. This private reserve is teeming with #biodiversity & protects an important corridor between the Amazon & the Andes. For every sale of each album AUD$5 is donated directly to Río Bigal Biological Reserve.

For those interested in learning more about the life and works of the composer Ralph Vaughan Williams... Remembering Vaughan Williams, created by the Ralph Vaughan Williams Society, uses actors' voices to bring stories to life. Listen here 👇

Yesterday's MLv4.0 earthquake, SW of Lavers Hill in Victoria's Otway Ranges, occurred at a depth of 20km, which may explain why it wasn't as widely felt as an earthquake of this magnitude would normally be. This earthquake was about 25x larger than the next biggest, a 2.6 in SA's Flinders Ranges.

There are many coping behaviours but the most common is eating your unhappiness

A magnitude 4 earthquake has occurred off the Cape Otway coast in Victoria about 5 minutes ago. Report it to Geoscience Australia if you felt it.

Now we know, Elon Musk is no smarter than Wile E. Coyote.

Apparently finding love at the dog park qualifies are #news from our national broadcaster #FFS #unfollowed #mediawatch #auspol #trash #ABC

#facemasks are also good for extra sun protection

As an Australian every time I hear Democrats referred to as Liberals (our Labor) I get confused because Liberals are the RWNJs here 🤪

NSW records first suspected case of deadly H5 bird flu as virus reaches Australia’s east coast

When he goes, may it be in the most publicly humiliating way because he’d hate that but there’d be nothing he could do to change it 🥳

UK uncovers 'truly international' network of men drugging and assaulting women

Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with Snowy Hydro 2.0 because they’d never put an ecologically destructive man-made dam in the fragile alpine region, surely… #nswpol

Spider venom and gene disruptors to target varroa mite destroying Australia's honey bee colonies

Who else can’t view that imagery of the #Spire of the #EmpireStateBuilding without feeling 🤢 #acrophobia

I googled what battery my car remote required, it gives me an answer, I ordered it (click and collect). I go to replace it when I get home, it’s the wrong battery. Google was wrong! 😩

I’m pretty sure my face says enough without me needing to use my words but I definitely don’t want to talk about that Orange Menace (America) while undergoing a medical procedure

I’ve had so many bills this month that my bank is seeking a legal separation from me because I’m no longer contributing and I am a drain on our relationship

Anyone who doesn’t put butter in their cauliflower bake (white sauce) is a psychopath

Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship. But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen. Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship. But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother. They are both shameless hypocrites.

Just me over here spilling liquid gold (that is coffee for the uninformed)

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Questioning my own sanity after buying a home LED (facial) yet hating anything on my face #claustrophobia

Temporary ban to protect Whyalla's 'significantly low' cuttlefish numbers

DO NOT LEAVE BABIES AND DOGS INSIDE YOUR DAMN CARS IN THE HEAT! FOR FUCK SAKE USE YOUR DAMN BRAINS..

The earth is an inferno right now and people still want to build more data centers. Humans not even trying to survive at this point.

How the flip is it 1 July 2026 already? My work is having a Christmas in July My thoughts on that 👇🏻

I’m having a #Misophonia day when my colleagues’ murmuring is triggering the F out of me

My coffee cup is never big enough

A guy was tailgating me today so I gestured for him to smile and wave at my rear camera, he backed off pretty quickly 😂 I was thinking of getting some stickers to point to it but it’s too funny watching them realise they’re being recorded, too late

: Trump has finally released photographic proof that his American State Fair is absolutely packed. Some are calling it the largest crowd ever assembled.

When your massage gets cancelled the day before

IT'S ALMOST TAX TIME! 💸 Did you know you can make a tax-deductible donation to the Animal Justice Party? Donations made by Australian citizens or residents over $2 to a maximum of $1500 per year are tax-deductible! Here: www.animaljusticeparty.org/donate_to_ajp #NSWPol #AusPol #VicPol #SpringSt

Another 39 earthquakes added to the catalogue. The largest last week was a magnitude 2.2 off Port Campbell in Victoria, followed only an hour later by an unrelated magnitude 2.1 that occurred just south of Woodford in the Blue Mountains, west of Sydney NSW.

Thirty-three Australian Rules footballers have been diagnosed with CTE, a degenerative brain disease. Global neuroscience experts say the statistics are alarming and need to be urgently addressed by the AFL.