accidentally threw away a customer's elaborate drink order instead of throwing a napkin into the trash because i confused which servo was holding what

i poke

( group chat ping ?? ... chassis vents opening up from their usual slit. rummaging a servo through the chassis slot and retrieving his datapad with a case decorated full of Blurr pictures, like a kpop fan phonecard. reading text then sending: )

driiiiiiiiiiiiink

i jus' Know da floor hate tew see yew mfs comin' when it's lava . .

why always da baddest bitches.....

WOAH NELLY

hearing mech enter my bar n say ' starting my morning off with my favorite little sweet treat 😍😍😊☺️ !' n then try to order nucleon at 6am LIKE DAT IS NaWT. a SWEET. TREAT. DAT is ALCOHOLISM .

this has been my secret vc ever since i first laid eyes on the manlet. what do we think lads (no gender intent lads), is this shit ass

swerve voiceclaim 🐇

( bent over a bar table, dual chassis vents open, draining the water out into two big containers ) i neva tought i would have tew stewp so low... but does anybot want tew buy my bathwadda .... my breastmilk ..

...... dhere is. W ater. in my . bewbs .

.....

a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a - ( like one of those annoying ass kids who heard you mess up once and won't let you live it down )

( makes whirl a delightful drink and then drinks it right in front of him and wipes his lips and smacks them with a big satisfied AHHH 😻 ) danks man, i really needed dat . rough day tewday ❤️

if i start seeing visions, will dat make yew like me more ❤️

no one is capable of recharging once dey have tew lewk at yew, LOL 😹

yes, i am, indeed, red, sometimes orange, i dunno, different artists make tings complicated sumtimes but we encourage creative freedom here, hehe, mogs

⠀ before mourning that you are a loser, remember why you are a loser . my sage wisdom . ⠀

well that’s what yew get for havin’ lightmode on .

everyday i tink about how red alert hates everyone but yew, and i jus wonder ..

omg, yew'll have anudda twin 🥰

OOOO, i cannot STAND him .

dis so beautiful ❤️

i DIDN'T DEW NUDDIN' !!!!!! I WOULD NEVA !!! I WOULD NEVA!!!!!! i SWEARS, RED !!!! I SWEARS !!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T TOUCH YEWR STEWPID IPAD -

never offline yewrself .

( BAR IS CLOSED. HE'S NOT LETTING RODIMUS GET A DRINK NEAR HIM EVER AGAIN . NOR ARE Y E W GETTING ONE, MAGS. BAR IS CLOSED. BAR IS CLOSED . )

FROM DA WOMB TEW DA TOMB !!!

sawrry, what did yew say? cup yewr beautiful face between my gentle, loving servos? ha, okay! say less :D!! yippee !!!!!!!!

( biting distal to his stubby digit, crossing his little legs and squeezing his chubby thighs together as he giddily kicked his pedes, engines revving with a dreamy prr prr PRRR !! what a mech ... his captain is accidentally overflowing a glass he's been asked to refill. too infatuated to notice )

holding yewr paw right now and encouraging yew tew unleash da beast

die .

swerving is what dey call it when dey see me serving and i'm swerve, ehuehuehuehuehueck

runs away giggling and squealing into his servos

i want yew too .

⠀ you are mentally unwell . ⠀

i'm sorry fur sayin' goo-goo ga ga .... it was between dat or da suckling motions . ... 💧💔

why would i nawt be proud of my lady 💔💔 yew are a treasure dat i would be greedy tew hoarde.... AIDs and all ✨️✨️

if my gurl got aids, WE got aids WE are a TEAM. i support WOMEN. and da AILMENTS TEW !! yew can't spell menstruation without MEN 🦾😎 ! 💯

ooooo-- i dunno if yew WANNA squeeze all dat dentaepaste outta da tube.... cause dhey don't go back intew da tube.... 💧 kinda ting.... .... idunno if dat's da beast yew wanna unleash-- is what i'm tryna... tryna mean !!

i'm NAWT jus' ANY bartenda 😾😒☝🏼 !! .... i'm a COdependent bartender ... 😼😎😎💯💯🔥

tew all da hawt mamas out dhere... aherm.. googoo Ga Ga 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 ? ( GET OU- )

STAY AWAY FROM MY POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR 😠😠😠😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬💢💢💢💢💢‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

liderally me and uhhhh da freaky guy