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the BEST barista, baby !! mictiankityrrrr
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accidentally threw away a customer's elaborate drink order instead of throwing a napkin into the trash because i confused which servo was holding what
5 months ago
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i poke
6 months ago
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( group chat ping ?? ... chassis vents opening up from their usual slit. rummaging a servo through the chassis slot and retrieving his datapad with a case decorated full of Blurr pictures, like a kpop fan phonecard. reading text then sending: )
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driiiiiiiiiiiiink
6 months ago
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i jus' Know da floor hate tew see yew mfs comin' when it's lava . .
6 months ago
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why always da baddest bitches.....
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WOAH NELLY
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hearing mech enter my bar n say ' starting my morning off with my favorite little sweet treat ๐๐๐โบ๏ธ !' n then try to order nucleon at 6am LIKE DAT IS NaWT. a SWEET. TREAT. DAT is ALCOHOLISM .
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this has been my secret vc ever since i first laid eyes on the manlet. what do we think lads (no gender intent lads), is this shit ass
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swerve voiceclaim ๐
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( bent over a bar table, dual chassis vents open, draining the water out into two big containers ) i neva tought i would have tew stewp so low... but does anybot want tew buy my bathwadda .... my breastmilk ..
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6 months ago
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...... dhere is. W ater. in my . bewbs .
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a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a - ( like one of those annoying ass kids who heard you mess up once and won't let you live it down )
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( makes whirl a delightful drink and then drinks it right in front of him and wipes his lips and smacks them with a big satisfied AHHH ๐ป ) danks man, i really needed dat . rough day tewday โค๏ธ
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if i start seeing visions, will dat make yew like me more โค๏ธ
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7 months ago
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no one is capable of recharging once dey have tew lewk at yew, LOL ๐น
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7 months ago
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yes, i am, indeed, red, sometimes orange, i dunno, different artists make tings complicated sumtimes but we encourage creative freedom here, hehe, mogs
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๐จโ๏ธโ๏ธ
7 months ago
โ before mourning that you are a loser, remember why you are a loser . my sage wisdom . โ
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7 months ago
well thatโs what yew get for havinโ lightmode on .
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7 months ago
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everyday i tink about how red alert hates everyone but yew, and i jus wonder ..
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7 months ago
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omg, yew'll have anudda twin ๐ฅฐ
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7 months ago
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OOOO, i cannot STAND him .
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dis so beautiful โค๏ธ
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i DIDN'T DEW NUDDIN' !!!!!! I WOULD NEVA !!! I WOULD NEVA!!!!!! i SWEARS, RED !!!! I SWEARS !!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T TOUCH YEWR STEWPID IPAD -
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7 months ago
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never offline yewrself .
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( BAR IS CLOSED. HE'S NOT LETTING RODIMUS GET A DRINK NEAR HIM EVER AGAIN . NOR ARE Y E W GETTING ONE, MAGS. BAR IS CLOSED. BAR IS CLOSED . )
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FROM DA WOMB TEW DA TOMB !!!
7 months ago
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sawrry, what did yew say? cup yewr beautiful face between my gentle, loving servos? ha, okay! say less :D!! yippee !!!!!!!!
7 months ago
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( biting distal to his stubby digit, crossing his little legs and squeezing his chubby thighs together as he giddily kicked his pedes, engines revving with a dreamy prr prr PRRR !! what a mech ... his captain is accidentally overflowing a glass he's been asked to refill. too infatuated to notice )
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holding yewr paw right now and encouraging yew tew unleash da beast
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7 months ago
die .
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swerving is what dey call it when dey see me serving and i'm swerve, ehuehuehuehuehueck
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runs away giggling and squealing into his servos
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i want yew too .
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7 months ago
โ you are mentally unwell . โ
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i'm sorry fur sayin' goo-goo ga ga .... it was between dat or da suckling motions . ... ๐ง๐
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why would i nawt be proud of my lady ๐๐ yew are a treasure dat i would be greedy tew hoarde.... AIDs and all โจ๏ธโจ๏ธ
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if my gurl got aids, WE got aids WE are a TEAM. i support WOMEN. and da AILMENTS TEW !! yew can't spell menstruation without MEN ๐ฆพ๐ ! ๐ฏ
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ooooo-- i dunno if yew WANNA squeeze all dat dentaepaste outta da tube.... cause dhey don't go back intew da tube.... ๐ง kinda ting.... .... idunno if dat's da beast yew wanna unleash-- is what i'm tryna... tryna mean !!
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i'm NAWT jus' ANY bartenda ๐พ๐โ๐ผ !! .... i'm a COdependent bartender ... ๐ผ๐๐๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฅ
7 months ago
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tew all da hawt mamas out dhere... aherm.. googoo Ga Ga ๐ฅบ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ ? ( GET OU- )
7 months ago
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STAY AWAY FROM MY POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ขโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
7 months ago
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liderally me and uhhhh da freaky guy
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