[ although he’s . rough and mean to Octane .. he’s keeping an optic on him and their Leader , just in case … ]

yes well it looks like he’s chosen You for whatever task he has , good luck . 😌

ooooo , you’re in troublee - [ cackling . ]

if you know what’s good for you , you won’t . 😒 I don’t give a frag about whatever work you did or whoever’s pedes you’re shining , I’m valuable enough I have time to flirt with whoever I want .

don’t call me a fragging lame aft when all you do is cower behind mechs not even a third your size . 💢 you’re a pathetic excuse for a triplechanger .

I miss my wife .

who’s who ?

that’s right , so am I allowed to know the designation of such a lovely femme ~ ?

I couldn’t agree more . [ a nod . accompanied by a faint smile . rare . ]

and as a bonus you’re a train .. [ a big one — ]

that’s a whole lot of femme .

𝘞𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯' 𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘴?

[ he knew nothing was ever really private , there were many bots who loved to listen in on things that didn’t involve them . stir up drama … even so he’d rather wait and see if anything came out rather than admit to it and face things head on . ] [ if he could avoid it he would . ]

legs♡ I love being mean so much but I also hate being mean so much LOL

[ as the other backed away , Astro proceeded to step forward , pedes heavy as they hit the ground . ] do you think it hasn’t happened before ? the Decepticons are full of tattletales , he’d probably get upset and then get over it eventually . do You want to tell him what I said ? go ahead ,

[ that mocking digit is getting grabbed almost instantly , he can’t help the irritated train whistle that escaped . squeezing and bending . ] I wasn’t Scared . I’ve called him worse to his face , he gets over it like he always does . I just didn’t want to deal with his grating , whining voice

[ it didn’t truly come off like a date , the shuttletrain just can’t help but stir the pot when he can . ] yeah your vacation time that was approved by Her just so happens to ‘line up’ , seems pretty deliberate to me . he must be desperate to go for someone like you .

oh nooo , you got me . that totally hurt my feelings and got under my platingg . 😐 [ not ] I really don’t care , go polish the pedes of that seeker you’re so fond of . I heard you have a ‘date’ .

jealous of what ? your cowardice and ignorance ? your ability to suck up to the nearest bot better than you ? your worth is determined by if you can satisfy someone in higher power , it’s pathetic really .

[ optics observed every movement . as they always do . not much escaped him , at least when it came to Blitzwing .. - anyone else he could care less . he’s come to know some of the little things over time , from listening . watching . so really he won’t stop telling the other

😐

I’m not a softie , I just like gathering dirt on people . I also like telling you things so you’re not out of the loop .

Blitzwing , can you believe that Octane is calling Starscream , ‘LORD Starscream ?’

seekers are such a joke . 😐

[ the smile didn’t last long , corners of his mouth falling flat again . the reaction was a bit of a surprise , then again he really should’ve seen this coming . though it’s not why he stopped smiling . it was just easier not to . ] [ cheeks were dusted a slight blue , optics breaking away from

everybot knows that only cool mecha show up late, CAN I GET AN AMEN !

😐

what’s happening ?

😐

legs♡ it’s kind of a miracle bc blitzmun keeps popping up when I’m actually sober

legs♡ I need to go flop around like a fish . I crave flopping around like a fish . but I can’t . GGAHSGSGS

[ optics only shifted away from the ever talkative tank for a moment to watch the retreat of Octane . subtle relief … except the words he spat out as he flew off , which only served to make him MORE tense . for all he knows what Astro said was true - even though it wasn’t . not even close .

legs♡ bsky please let me in my other accounts , i know astro is fumbling but i don’t need to be imprisoned on him

‍⠀ So̷Uղd --- ⠀

legs♡ not nearly as beautifully long but my tired ass tried lol

[ any movements were far and few between for the shuttle , he felt tense , normally listening to Blitzwing prattle on was almost relaxing to a strange degree . only once he got used to it of course , the voice once grating to his audials became bearable over years .

[ it’s truly : speak of the devil and he shall appear . ] [ optics flicked from Octane , now focused on the rusted triple that crashed their ‘party’ ] it’s nothing , just clearing assumptions . where have You been ? [ wings lifted high , straightening himself out a bit to be more

legs♡ Astro saying all this is gonna bite him in the ass so hard

don’t say something so absurd !! [ here comes a SMACK to the back of his helm ! ] ‘throttling’ each other ?? do you want me to smash your helm in ? any spats are caused by his incompetence and wild , weird emotions . he’s a wreck that I don’t want to be romantically involved with .

close enough to do .. . don’t put those thoughts in my helm , I’d rather rust …

( blitzwing gets banned 3 times for wishing upon a slur )

legs♡ ALSO ALSO I never gave a proper hello , HI VIRD👋 it’s nice to meet you and I hope you enjoy your time on bsky with us all 😸

‘situationship’ ? we’re not any sort of - ship ? all me and Blitzwing are , is work partners . that’s all . I put up with his oddities but I don’t find them endearing . (lies) . . . it’s sounds like You have a type , any specific flier that catches your optics ?

I’m not much of a tattletale , so no need to worry . besides I’m not even with one of those dreaded sky rats , I talked to one and even rejected going to a bar with them and that was all . 😐 Blitzwing is paranoid .

I pissed off my wife