why is starscream moving like he's not going to ruin everything in five seconds BahahahAhhaahHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

WhO THE HeLL IS THAT GLITCH ???

..... oh - ..... i . forgot that- .. i didn't realize that - ... ( 💭 mech actually Listened to what i had to.. ... mech actually - .. cared . astro -- actually . ... cared ) . . . ( faceplates trembling minutely, hot steam and winter's cold hissing out like a whistling kettle )

OUT OF THE LoOp??? YOU'RE ACTING LIKE I'D BE HoPELESS WITHOUT YOU ???? ( guy who mourned in the deepsea like lapis without astro ) WHaT THE HeLL ??? YOU'RE REALLY VAiN, YOU KNOW THAT ?? OTHER MECHA ARE TOO AFRAID TO EVEN APPROACG YOU TO EVEN THINK iT, BUT i KNOW . i KNOW a LOT .

octane ? sucking up to mech who can outselfish his selfishness ? OHHHHH . MYYYY. GAWWWWWWD ! I'M SHOOOOOCKEDDDD ! ! !

this is like my favorite screenshot ever

WHY. YOU'RE LIKE THE EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER 😾 ???

i'm gonna eat you and you will be in my tummy !!

( wings flutter frost and char from their creaky, squeaky flicker, clasping his wirey servos together with a hiss of steam from cold meeting hot ) DAWWWW ! and i didn't even have to fly UPSIDE DOWN for that FROWN to turn- .. you know ! upside down !! HEYYYY, BIG FELLA ! LOOKIN' GOOooOd !!!

🙂 Blitzwing

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you know what, close enough, we're going to hell anyway

everybot knows that only cool mecha show up late, CAN I GET AN AMEN !

ASTROOOO !!!!!!!!!

WHAT

see, that's why i can't stand that shit, you know, when screamer says you don't listen just because you don't react with the same flair fliers do. because you do listen. you're not dumb. and neither is star, so the fact that he's dumbing you down just to understand you more just- it just doesn't

( leaning an elbowpad against the hilt of his buried, dual-sided sword, visor ridge raised in transferring directions, first at octane, then at train, noting their odd reactions. almost like they were. caught doing something.. they knew.. he specifically should not see.. octane weaseling in on

i heard mistake. what did octane do now . ( crashlanding down, hard on one knee, wings slamming themselves to point low like he purposefully meant to transform out into such a harsh stance on his frame. he's been too busy practicing control over his abilities prior to punching into their convo

DIE SOUNDBLASTER DIE SOUNDBLASTER DIE SOUNDBLASTER SOUNDBLASTER IN HELL ! SOUNDBLASTER IN HELL ! SOUNDBLASTER BURNING SOUNDBLASTER BURNING SOUNDBLASTER BURNING SOUNDBLA

( fire flushes from his seams, flaring quickly upon the ghastly reveal. unsure whether he was unnerved by the sight alone, or what it reminded him of. but he wasn't. he wasn't Like that freak. not that kind of twisted, anyway. he wasn't good, but he wasn't that horrid. .. anyhow.. he tries to

( rearing upright at the crackle of soundblaster's shoddy radio, baring his three individualized sets of fangs incredulous and revolted. serrated sections grind and whirl in opposing direction, ready to separate when face firmly shuts, heat rising across his left facial plating and steaming out

( ice forms around the puffs of the popcorn until the bonks turn to clinks against soundblaster's white face guard, the fresh food turned to ice cubes with popcorn frozen inside. right servo balled, purple digits tinged blue, he scoffs before stepping in front of the execution's sadistic viewing,

( blitzwing gets banned 3 times for wishing upon a slur )

him standing there with his arms crossed while nobody else gaf (ignore soundwave sized rumble, he got the magic growth spurt called i forgor)

NOTHING'S EVER YOOoOooUR PROBLEM, IS IT THOUGH, OCTO- *LAAAAME . ( WHIRLING AROUND to jab an ice cold digit at the third now, icicles tensed backwards like emotional spines tersed on a dragon getting ready to melt a town ) except for the price of energon on any planet you can guzzle it down on,

( impudent frown immediately sidewinds into an aghast, genuine scowl of shocked confusion. shadows arc of his icicles that practically pierce the sun from how high they've sprung in his rage, frozen spears shooting off in several directions like a pissed off porcupine ) MHM? MHM?? EXCUSE ME ??

BEING AROUND YOU IS A CURSE. ( icicles shooting up his right shoulder and scaling his intake like the hair standing up on an aggravated animal. huffing out frost and snapping his helm, shooting icicles out to inadvertently impale a wall ) YOU. called me a DRAMA QUEEN. AT. THE. BaR.

i am NOT. DRAMATIC . and by the WAY. you should be LUCKY to be ALIVE right now .

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT??? IF YOU AND THAT FATAFT BLOB SET A SINGLE PEDE ON THE EARTH AT THE SAME TIME, YOU'LL DIP IT RIGHT OUT OF GRAVITY'S ORBIT AND SEND THE PLANET STRAIGHT INTO A BLACK FREAKIN HoLE ????

octolame, what the pit is That .

( the jet's engines start a drawn out purr as they revved with excitement, melting down the clogging cold and ruddy heat. he hops in his seat, propelled by a mini rush of air raising him up then crashing him forward onto the counter as he howls his laughter at the whistle practically waiting for it

WHO BROUGHT PEEPAW TO DA CLURB ???

( scrunching visor frown. craving his intake over slowly, as if stealthily ) ( shamelessly licking the surface of astro's beer like a cat licking milk from a bowl, except this was not this bowl. and this was not milk . ) ( keeping optic contact as he licks, even though it can't be seen )

i wanna lick all up astro's long nose like a lollipop

PIT YEAH !!!!!!!

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HEY BUDDY :D !!!!!!!

hi c: ( with intent to Bite )

WHY IS BULLYING SO HARD NOWADAYS 💔💔💔💔💔💔

why the hell would i give you a fancy bread thing do you even have a mouth ?????

i KNEW THAT .

give it back .

FUCK YOU, YOU RUINED MY LIFE !!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS A SOOK 😡😡💢⁉️⁉️

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bitch ??? GIVE IT BACK !!!!!

astro... 😻