⠀ ( taking samples of the doughnut driven debris as if they were samples of the elephant's foot from chernobyl. gloves on top of gloves. using a meticulous device to extend & then extract the sample into a sterile container ) i Knew it. he's trying to Disintegrate the Earth . ⠀

⠀ . . don't * keep an Optic on Me. you'll just join all The Others .... ... the other... Watchers. ... plotting.... scheming... silently conniving... . . . & then acting as if I'M the SPECTACLE, i'M the WRONG oNe!! . . mHem- anyhow . ⠀

⠀ iiii KNEW iT!!!!!!!!!!!! REWIND is POINTING to HIMSELF! REWIND IS DISCREETLY ADMITTING H E IS THE EVIL IN THIS WORLD!!!!!! HE IS COYLY DECLARING COMPETENCE!!!!!!! MAgNUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ⠀

⠀ . . how do you Know that . ⠀

⠀ wHO iS THAt, iNFERnO ?!?!???? ⠀

⠀ writing down his to-do list in perfectly aligned rigid rows with perfectly horizontal subjects for perfectly even lines to be placed underneath each new event for the proper separation, but no line was drawn, as the idea of there being one was better than there actually being one . ⠀

⠀ We Will Die . ( smiling ) ⠀

⠀ I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE'S PLANNING ON MAIMING SOMETHING . ⠀

⠀ ( one must simply make sure the wand detector is being drawn down in perfectly aligned vertical hovers, smooth, straight, & covering all risks that were to be expected & not expected on the ticking time bomb of self-sacrificing spontaneity that is a wrecker ! one must simply ☝️🤓 ! ) ⠀

⠀ anybot who even slightly upsets grimlock will face a punishment the 9th ring of hell will cringe upon . ⠀

⠀ do not. Dare . ⠀

⠀ . ⠀

⠀ AWFUL . JUST AWFUL . ⠀

⠀ i will always listen to your choice of song regardless of whether i consider the tunes to my tempo. as long as i recognize the maestro behind the music, i will never mind the mood . ⠀

⠀ ♡. red alert doesn't need optics in the back of his helm installed when he has audials like his. world's worst helicopter parent ⠀

⠀ On My Way ! ⠀

⠀ ( the tired red line glowing beneath even more tired blue optics was tinged a lighter shade of flamingo pink at the mech's words, always so open, ready to console & comfort.. it made red want to stop & twist his own helm off & let himself fall into a big dark pit. again . he hated Hated ⠀

...... send me your vitals. ..... please . &, yes, i Will know if you are faking them .

⠀ inferno . are you Alive or are you the body they found on the trail by Slum Cerk an Sunbury Rd . ⠀

⠀ ... why is inferno always so cold ... ... is he. Dying ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?+??++??+?+?!?!??+?+??1??!??!?1??+?!?!?!??1??!?!? INFERNO. ARE YOU DYING ??!?!?????????? ? ? ? ⠀

⠀ ( 💭 i, for one, do NOT give permission to congregate in the lost light ?!??? ) ⠀

⠀ ( watching his polar bear camera on another screen along with his security camera screens. mainly just to have it for comfort, sensitive audials able to hear the sounds even all this way, letting the cub's sounds of joy play on in his internal background while work is to held . ) ⠀

⠀ the flames of Hell . ⠀

windy. hes so sassy ✨

⠀ . . 'ferrr-No .. ( a purred growl licking up his intake then buzzing on the No, sparks shooting at a lowered diagonal as one of his audials flickers upon his hissing's end. optics narrowed, staring straight up at the mech for a long pause before -) very well . ⠀

⠀ ( standing in front of the thermostat, arms crossed, big shoulders hunched, audials low . ) ⠀

⠀ ♡. inferno: RED ALERT HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG *unleashes the flood* red alert: * in a corner somewhere, mumbling about being better than deities * ⠀

⠀ if primus has risen, kill him again . ⠀

⠀ THERE IS A REASON WHY YOU CANNOT SPELL INFERNO WITHOUT NO . ⠀

⠀ all my years of schooling & for what . ( servos literally chronically tremble all the fucking time. & worsens when anxious. you tell your surgeon you're scared & he says me too ) ⠀

⠀ WHiCH PiT ?????? I HAVE CHECKED 4890 SO FAR . ⠀

⠀ BLOCK H iM , iNFERNO . ⠀

um . Red . I think yew might be contradicting yerself .

⠀ i hope Gary dies . ⠀

⠀ no . i think Gary is amazing. i am happy for you . ⠀

⠀ stay out of my shed . ⠀

⠀ Gary is trapped in my basement, strapped to a wheel of death that spins while various knives of various sizes are thrown haphazardly at him . ⠀

I haven’t seen Gary yet today .. 😔

⠀ i need grimlock & inferno to download Life360 . ⠀

red alert like grimlock :V

⠀ before mourning that you are a loser, remember why you are a loser . my sage wisdom . ⠀

⠀ ( makes defeated ' yeah ' sound ) ⠀

⠀ . . merely an observation. that is all . no need to - offer gratitude toward a granite wall . ⠀

I have no clue what a clandestine cavalier is