{ SNEEZES!! } someone’s talking about me… i just KNOW IT. feel it in my circuits.

{ giggling… } you think so?

{ reaching a clawed servo over to boop his nose! } if you ever cheat on me like these morons in these shows, i’m cutting you into pieces and mailing you someplace awful. ( 😋 )

{ these soap operas are GREAT!! munching on some gummy sharks. }

yeah!! i’ll show you inky’s wings sometime. ( 😋 )

this is me if you even care

grimlock ate someone once.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝖢𝖠𝖫𝖫 𝖳𝖧𝖠𝖳 𝑩𝙀𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝑳𝙐𝘾𝙆☘︎, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝒫𝘈𝘓.ᐟ ⠀

hehehe! YEAH!!

nuh - uh! once in a lifetime event for you. bye, knight! ( 👋 ) { her holo successfully flickers away as she waves, her real frame revealed while lifting off to transform into her chopper alt mode. up, up and away! }

right! … heeeyy, you’re pretty tall when i shrink down like this. ( 😤 ) { HUFF, PUFF. relax, chompy. } well! this was fun. i have to go back home now, before i get in trouble. hehehe. i’ll see you around, yes?

whyyyy? i like being pet… oh, sure! i like using my holo! { another eerie giggle leaves her, manifesting the fizzling appearance that soon settles to reveal the holoform in question. not so scary in this form, is she? } ta - daaaaa… see?

hehehe. what do you think? { petting the top of his head again. so poofy!! } it’s easier to fool you with our holoforms, too. we look just like you, but there aren’t many humans here. if any at all— besides you! ( 😋 )

i’m bored! so i felt like coming out here to… well, i guess i shouldn’t tell * you. you’re kind of like a cop, aren’t you? { snickering, plopping down entirely to properly converse— she seems to like you, michael! } since you’re new here, i’ll give you a life saving tip, o - kay?

uh, yeah, there is. unless shockwave’s cloning again. the other you had a little glow - y thingy, too… { she squints, moving closer to boop kitt’s scanner. thankfully, michael has seemed to bring her out of remembering all of what karr told her. } huh? i’m vortex! nice to meet you, knight. ( 😊 )

foundation… foundation… it’s been awhile since i was on earth, but it sounds familiar. { he certainly can’t tell, but she’s grinning widely underneath her battle mask, reaching a sharpened digit to lightly poke at michael’s hair. hehe! shifting her gaze over… } oh! it’s you! ( 😲 )

{ WADDLING OVER!! you can run, but you can’t HIDE!! } a HUMAN! ( squishy… ) what’s a human doing on cybertron?! oh, you’re so tiny! hehehe! { she giggles, lowering down to overlook michael. there is nothing calming about her presence. }

{ who, herrrr? she’s just a cutesy ‘copter… }

{ who is there to bother?! she’s so BORED— so obviously, that calls for doing something mischievous. peeking around… }

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝖢𝖠𝖫𝖫 𝖳𝖧𝖠𝖳 𝑩𝙀𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝑳𝙐𝘾𝙆☘︎, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝒫𝘈𝘓.ᐟ ⠀

{ SIIIGGHHH… } o - kay, if you say so. try not to stay out here too long, or else you might get sick. cybertronian rain storms are NO joke! i’ll see you around! { she snickers, waving in farewell as she hops up to transform, helicopter alt lifting off! bye byeeee! }

{ giggling… } aw, you’re embarrassed. it’s o - kaaay. i’m sure you won’t run into her again. probably! do you want my help with destroying your enemy yet?! i would LOVE to help with that.

that’s her ability. no man can resist her alluring charm— it happened to inky once! sorry it happened to you, though.

megaempress?! ooohh… you’d better watch out. she might take you AND him for her collection of boytoys. { a soft shake of her helm. that lady is always into something. } let me guess. you were stuck in some dream - like state for awhile befoe you finally came to your senses?

n’aawww. well, i just wanted to see how you were! and see how far you made it, hehehe. has anyone been giving you trouble? { her rotors flicker, attention now set on the mech. } ‘cause if anyone is, i can take care of them for you. ( 😊 )

to check on you! i’m your friend. duh. { she cackles, proceeding closer while easily moving past his vehicle mode, rotors lifting her up and over him. there’s not much to check out in an empty lot, chompy. } have you been here this entire time?! there’s no shade.

{ awww, did he miss her too?! as demented as she is, that’s exactly what she’s thinking as she approaches, using her rotors to help speed her steps along with the wind current. } hiii karr! i haven’t seen you in foreverrr! where have you been?

{ in all honesty, vortex is simply curious. she hasn’t seen him around at ALL lately, and it’s not like you can’t pick him from a crowd! dropping down, pedes landing onto the ground for easier following. }

{ you have a little watcher from afar, karr. surely he can pick up on her presence, even if she’s further back to watch. * 👁️ 👁️ }

{ spying. }

ah! inkyyyy… { don’t get all pouty, as if she doesn’t bite him daily. her servos are roaming his frame while leaning in to lock their lips together. mwaaa! }

yay! { scooting as close as physically possible, shifting her visor away so he can take a look at her glimmering optics. she’s excited. }

ummmm. i think we should make out, too. ( 😋 )

you’re really hot.

{ HI!! * 👁️👁️ }

{ creepily staring at blitzwing from her side of the bed. }

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝓝𝐎 ⠀ MALE ⠀ 𝖢𝖠𝖭 ⠀ 𝓡𝑬𝓢𝙄𝙎𝙏 𝑀͟𝒴͟ 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙼, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝖭𝖮𝖳 ⠀ 𝖤𝖵𝖤𝖭 ⠀ 𝒴𝒪𝓤. ༝༚༝༚ও ⠀

͏͏͏ 𝘞𝘌’𝘙𝘌 𝘙𝘜𝘕𝘕𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙎.ᐟ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

{ CRUSHEDDDD. WAAAAA!! }

{ vortex loves his cuddle sessions, especially when she doesn’t initiate them! nuzzling and purring in return, rotors attempting to wiggle… } what do you mean * yet? you better not…

{ GUAAHH— she was THINKING over here! but she snickers nonetheless, grabbing on his frame. } you’re heavy. you’re gonna squish meee.

{ laying in bed next to blitzwing, staring up at the wall. so, karr has a nemesis that he wants to destroy, but they’re a newer model? that means it looks similar to him, right? pondering… she’ll have to seek this newer model out. }

{ blink - blonk. stubborn little pet… now she’s gotta keep a close eye on you. closer than she originally THOUGHT. * 💢 }

what if you get hurt in the process? what then? { especially if he’s a later model, what if he’s equipped with fresh tech?! her little pet can’t get hurt now! } you should let me helpppp.

they gave up on you? why… { blink, blonk. couldn’t they just be stronger and evil together… } hmm— o - kay! do you want help with that, or is it a totally solo mission for you? ‘cause i could help.

kitt? kitty? hehehe… so, you want him dead or something? { you’ve got the right audience here if you want some destruction, karr. } i thought you were one of a kind! you two kind of have matching names.

{ whaattt issues? the only issue is that vortex still remains atop him while he’s transforming. poor guy. she giggles before finally moving off, dusting off the little fins on his helm. } what inferior model?

… does that mean you didn’t miss me? ( 🥺 ) { crawling on the back of his alt. can’t get rid of her so easily. } asset to what?

{ giggling… the pretty light! * 🤩 } why can’t i miss you right now? what, you wanted to attack springer? dumb move, he’s a triple changer like inky. { he sounds like onslaught right about now, with all the disappointment. snickering to herself. }

karr, i missed you! why didn’t you visit me at all? that’s not very friend - like behavior. ( 😠 ) { sliiiding off of the hood of his alt, staring right into his scanner bar. light UP. }