⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗔 ⠀ 𝗠𝗬 ⠀ 𝘞𝘈𝘠, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗠𝗬 ⠀ A͟U͟D͟I͟E͟N͟C͟E͟ ⠀ 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙄𝙏𝙎.ᐟ ⠀ ⠀

starz hot shot probably knows every single one of those guys 💔 rip unnamed jeeps

starz how i feel just walking away from the problem i started

⠀ ( anyways. thank him later for the trauma & the training if you must. he’s on his way to clean the remnants dripping from his torso. he sees you, void, passing the swiftest of unbothered glances. carrying on. ) ⠀

starz i’m sorry i have to be evil. twirls hair!!

⠀ ( the smelter stops & crouches without a word, the locks on his glass dome top snapping open. the conjoined mass inside plunges to the ground beneath & lands with a wet, metallic thud. ) ⠀ i hope they play nice.. ⠀ ( the writhing mound looks to ⠀ 𖬺

starz r u scared

starz send one of these half melted zombies after u. what do they got to lose.

starz cracks all my weird knuckles. cheeto know better

⠀ ( no. ) ⠀ my work is done where i choose, pussycat. it’s best you don’t get tangled up in telling me where it can be done. ⠀ ( an irritable swipe of his tongue over his cheek, stalking closer. MOVE ON! ) ⠀

⠀ i’m working. ⠀ ( quick to address the elephant in the room wasn’t he.. helex oddly enjoys that. grinning, snakelike tongue peeking through the gaps. ) ⠀

⠀ ( the ‘ melting pot ’ aspect of his frame is currently occupied. a wad of various mecha resembling jeep bearing alt forms palm at the glass, streaking it with their own melted digit tips. a conglomerate cesspool. ) ⠀ is that right? ⠀

⠀ ( helex’s laughter bellows forth again, his presence revealed as he steps out of hiding, massive three digit palms pushing past cyberton’s nature; thus providing him an effortless escape. ) ⠀ weather talk? ⠀

⠀ ( squint. sooooo jumpy. ) ⠀

⠀ ( a set of optics & familiar tear streak biolights fade in on the woods line, judging. neither of them are targets, why so tense? ) ⠀

⠀ ( silence, all but the sound of an empty can rolling down the street, carried on the breeze. ) ⠀

⠀ ( distant, echoed laughter. WHERE HE AT⁉️ ) ⠀

starz me thinks tomorrow imma get you bowl (brawl)

starz why r we smiling so much

starz is this play about us

⠀ ( the data transfers & helex steps off, completely eliminating his weight from the frazzled jeep underfoot. whatever coordinates he gave, they appear legit. ) ⠀ if i find out you’ve stabbed me in the back, i’ll blow a hole through yours, conman. ⠀ 𖬺

⠀ enough stalling. hand it over. i don’t want him, he’s just the unlucky bastard directly involved with you. ⠀ ( helex’s weight lifts a smidge, yet not completely, showing his will to comply with the terms. a deal is a deal, conman. ) ⠀

⠀ don’t play with me. you can’t AFFORD to play with me right now. YOU’RE A BONDED TEAM. YOU * ALL KNOW WHERE SHE IS. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. ⠀ ( clenches the smaller set of fists at his waist, close to crushing the wrecker under his unstable weight. ) ⠀

⠀ then i expect you to go about this in the smartest manner. ⠀ ( dropping the wrecker from where he hangs, pede pinning him before he can think to crawl off. ) ⠀ where’s vortex. the * shuttle answered incorrectly last time. ⠀

⠀ swindle. ⠀ ( helex starts plainly, before a twisted grin shapes his lips. relationships are nothing more than a curse, this worked out better than he imagined. ) ⠀ i haven’t hurt him yet. he’s just… uncomfortable. ⠀

⠀ what a promising sound. . . .i’m not talking to you. ⠀ ( gives hot shot a shake. ) ⠀ not everything is about you, superstar. ⠀

⠀ ( unbothered, thriving. it’s tempting to crush him & end his struggle, but he’s holding out hope that his true target will show face. the one in his grasp is unfortunately the key. ) ⠀

⠀ i hope you had nowhere important to be, wrecker. ⠀ ( carrying ⠀ * 😇 ) ⠀

⠀ ( all four arms reach for & grab the wrecker by every limb on his body, tearing him off of him & holding him out to study. ) ⠀ close. but if you aren’t willing to be civil, maybe he’ll begin to miss you at some point. ⠀ ( SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE! ) ⠀

⠀ SWINDLE. you MORON. ⠀ ( large servo shot out, trajectory aimed for the face. ) ⠀

⠀ oh. ⠀ ( a quick, outward swipe of his leg, attempting to knock the shorter bots heels out from under him. ) ⠀ the OTHER bartender. ⠀ * 💢 ⠀

⠀ hi there. ⠀ * 🙂 ⠀ bartender. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 ' 𝗥𝗘 ⠀ 𝙂𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙄𝙉' ᵁᴾ ⠀ 𝖮𝖭 ⠀ 𝑼͟𝑺͟.ᐟ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗟, ⠀ 𝗟𝗘𝗧 ' 𝗦 ⠀ 𝙂𝘼𝙉𝙂 ⠀ 𝘜𝘗 ⠀ 𝗢𝗡 ⠀ 𝑻͟𝑯͟𝑬͟𝑴͟.ᐟ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ “ 𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖡𝖠𝖳𝖨𝖢𝖮𝖭𝖲, ⠀ 𝘛𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘖𝘙𝘔 ⠀ 𝖠𝖭𝖣 ⠀ 𝗕͟𝗘͟𝗖͟꩜𝗠͟𝗘͟ ⠀ 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐔𝐒.ᐟ ” ⠀

⠀ all up on me. for what? ⠀

starz another one bites the dust

⠀ ( when i’m back on the prowwwwlllll, you bitches better have my monnneyyy. ) ⠀

starz he doesn’t know any better. he’s never gonna know any better.

starz i love meatwad plz stop being mean kay!!!

starz stop.

starz i’m just laughing at him im not hurting heem leave me alone

⠀ ( he’s BEEN thinking that. first aid gave him the reaction he expects from everyone; the deer caught in headlights look, pulling a cackle from behind the medic’s back. ) ⠀

⠀ ( he’ll pester anyone, but what good is an autobot medic for the likes of him anyways? simply staring. gonna bump face first into him? ) ⠀

⠀ ( medic ⠀ * 🙂 ) ⠀

⠀ ( god awful snoring. ) ⠀

⠀ wonderful. ⠀ ( unveiling a handheld firearm grasped within his waist level palm & firing a single round directly into the dino’s hip. helex then opens his chamber & catapults the toasty cheetor right on top of him, tumbling the two. ) ⠀ 𖬺

⠀ ( this maximal doesn’t understand what he’s done.. with a squint & minor flinch, the beam singes the smelter’s cheek, his tongue creeping out to swiftly lick over & cool the spot. his chamber glows, heating elements thrumming to. ⠀ 𖬺