lemons. hiding practically all my muses. besides slamdance. you can beat him up. for some reason i feel like he deserves it.

lemons. hi vampire lady, please don't suck my blood!!!

lemons. I AGREE!!! MAGPIE'S SMILING!

lemons. HII KAY!

lemons.

⠀ ( they simply stare at the box upon their desk . servos at the sides of it as it drills a hole into it with just their stare alone .ᐟ ( not really . they're just staring very hard . ) . ) ⠀

⠀ . 😐 ⠀

⠀ ( they ponder over doing workload A . or workload B . decisions, decisions . ) ⠀

⠀ ( a digit twitches . optics are taking a moment to open groggily . . . purring has . . . not ceased . ) ⠀

⠀ ( the faintest of smiles is ever on their lips . . . even louder purring . . . ) ⠀

⠀ ( their grip with one servo clenches around that of their lover just a tad bit more firmly . helm shifting to rest comfortably close to her chassis . ) ( purr . . . ) ⠀

⠀ ( purring, yes ! ! ! they're purring, in their sleep, all while they cling onto rodimus . ) ⠀

⠀ ( not yet . but the snuggling has them PURRING . just subtly . ) ⠀

⠀ ( come mimimimmi with them, yes . . . ) ⠀

⠀ ( uh - uh . they're sleeping . ) ⠀

⠀ ( what is she doing . . . ) ⠀

⠀ ( optics open for a brief moment . then shut . they're asleep, prommie . ) ⠀

⠀ ( slumped against that of their lover . ragdolling around with the gentle hold . . . ) ⠀

⠀ ( as peaceful as a brick wall . ) ⠀

⠀ ( at just the right time too . minimus is practically honk shoo'ing on the couch . mimimimimi . ) ⠀

⠀ ( plopping down . optics squinting . . . they were tired, but they didn't believe it was that noticeable . their helm bobs up and down in a lazy nod . optics slowly closing . ) alright . . . . ⠀

lemons. they're actually just burnt out from working non-stop.

⠀ ( they nod, keeping quiet once more . do not let them be a hinder to her work, pretend they're not here, actually . ) ⠀

⠀ . . . no . i wouldn't . ⠀

⠀ not to an extent . ( they . . . will take that servo . ) ⠀

⠀ no, nothing is bothering me, rodimus . ( they respond back quietly . ) ⠀

⠀ a gift . ( they repeat . they have no business in asking who it is from, or what the purpose said gift was . interesting, to an extent . ) ⠀

[ @stressedbureaucrat.bsky.social ]

⠀ work . ( always work . ) ⠀

⠀ my day was adequate . ( leaning back to stand straight . right after that peck . ) i was not at the bridge at all, today . hence why you never saw me . ⠀

⠀ ( will he settle for a peck on the cheek ? it’s what he’s getting . ) ⠀

⠀ ( gesturing for her to lower down . they can’t reach her face . . . ) ⠀

⠀ ( if they want . . . ) ⠀

⠀ are you sure . ⠀

⠀ ( by rodimus' side . genuine worry etched into their features . nay ! don't die on them ! ) ⠀

lemons. someone ate my ice cream. one of my muses is getting tortured tonite.

⠀ . . . ⠀

⠀ ( working late into the night . no recharging tonight for the likes of them . ) ⠀

⠀ 📩 : ' Okay. ' ⠀

⠀ 📩 : ' I do not believe that you should be sharing such images on a platform that is not protected. I am not saying that this chat is public, but this could be easily shared if you were to share this to another mech. Hence why I encourage, if not, request urgently that you are to del -- ' ⠀

⠀ ? ? ? ( picking up said comm. . . . ) ⠀

⠀ ( excused . they’ll wait here for a few more moments . they need to get back to filing reports in 10 . . . ) ⠀

⠀ and for clarification, yes . i do know what you are implying, yes i know such actions are vulgar, and yes . this is highly inappropriate . ⠀