I'm charismatic, witty, and goal-oriented. BOOM. YOUR TURN.

UGHHH.

Name three positive qualities about yourself. ... Quickly.

Okay, well, that "other channel" just licked around at the window of my ship in response.

I'm a bad bitch doing charity work. Don't be hatin'.

WHAAAT.

So, Megs. About that gun mode.

I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

I'll be gentle. Or rough, if that's what you're into seeing. PLEASSEEE.

...Can I hold you in gun mode? Can I 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡 you? In ... gun mode? Clarifying statement.

..............You're not a tank? ( said as if that ruins all of his appeal. )

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ P͟R͟I͟V͟A͟T͟E͟ E͟Y͟E͟S͟ .ᐟ ⠀ ＴＨＥＹ＇ＲＥ⠀ ＷＡＴＣＨＩＮＧ⠀ ＹＯＵ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ P͟R͟I͟V͟A͟T͟E͟ E͟Y͟E͟S͟ . . . ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #𝗧𝗙𝗥𝗣 — #𝗠𝗩𝗥𝗣 ⠀

I didn't finish telling you about how to do a donut. SO when you. Um. First gear. Punch it. Fwowooshh. And then you TURN really hard—

I think I'm concussed. ( * 😵‍💫 )

waghtt. erh. No? I don't know. I...guess it's the readers. Who cares if the writer reads it, if no one else does. But the...sword kills the readers. Or does it kill the writer? But it doesn't really kill the writer, if the words are. Read. I don't know. 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 are we talking about?

( Blissful moments of silence. )

( slow, evil grin. ) That's not what your carrier said when I—

Are my optics looking straight. ( cross-eyed. )

ewww, starscream's drooolingggg.

( funny little dent in her crest. seeing stars. ) ... ( it worked tho. )

lrt. brought a tear to my optic.

Heh. Not with 𝑚𝑒 around! Can you do donuts as a tank? I'll teach you. Super simple. Are tanks stick shift or automatic? Either way, you need to be in first gear to—

Hey buuuddy. Whatcha doooin'.

OOC. OKAY Y'ALL I REALLY WANNA WORK ON THIS LAYOUT but ty for indulging my stupid little party for a bit. continue if u want to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( ALRIGHTTT. Putting down the Twister map on the floor, and giving Lightbright the spinner. She knows that girl wants to watch her hubby play. )

Twister? Do I hear more for Twister?

There's also a Bop-It around here somewhere...

Okay, I've got Uno, Twister, Glyphs Against Humanity, Chess AND Checkers, Clue, Monopoly, Cards for poker—

( Also, she definitely brought twister. )

( Sticking her helm out the door to Swerves. ) MEEEEEEGS * ‼️‼️‼️ DO WE HAVE ANOTHER MEDIA SET-UUUUP ⁉️

( Reaching back to toss the two cans Hot Shot's way!! ) First round of shots is on me! Also, I brought, like, every game I could find. Blaster was supposed to come DJ, but I think he might've bailed.

( Meltdown postponed!!!! ) Hey!! I got your sodas, Hot Shot! Heyy, Swindle. ( Slightly less enthusiastic BUT HIII )

IRONHIDE! YOU'RE HERE!

Hell, no. Optimus is great, but he totally sucks the fun out of every room he walks into, I swear. ( * 💧 )

It's, uh! I mean, I totally meant for it to be kinda low-key, ya'know. Super chill vibes, close friends, good drinks. ( Definitely NOT what she intended. But she's happy folks are trickling in. )

( LOOKING UP!!!! ) Lightbright! Jazz! You made it!

...Er, nothing, I guess. I just wanted to throw a party. Y'know. Have all my friends come to the ship and enjoy themselves.

( Whimper whine whimper whine. Not even her scrumptious lovely adorable handsome beautiful conjunx is here. Whatever!!!! She'll just get piss drunk with Torrent and call it a success! )

YES. For you. Free, even! Don't worry about it! ( Corralling her into Swerve's... For her empty party.... )

ooc. local audhd woman cries bc her friends don't arrive exactly on time to poorly advertised and planned party

( Balancing one of Hot Shot's promised soda's with her fingertip, her cheek in her other palm. ) ...Thanks, buddy.

My sorrows, apparently. No one's here yet. ( * 😞 ) ( kicks feet. )

HAVE A DRINK.

( She already started drinking. There's five cocks somewhere, or whatever that saying is. )

Sure. But I'm learning how to become one of those selfless--types. Dealing with you, instead of leaving it to someone else, y'know?