The diehards are starting to decide after much prayerful consideration with their beautiful brides that being in the minority next year sounds like a shit sandwich.

Every so often the NYT gets their priorities right

i’m so happy for him

I’m not usually one for hate reads but this…this was an absolute treat.

16 days until Goosemas. @goose-band.bsky.social

Whether it’s pro-Republican X accounts based in Eastern Europe and Bangladesh or pro-Democrat X accounts based in Maryland and Massachusetts, both parties have too few accounts based in Real America.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should

oh man, what's this feeling i'm feeling... is it hope?

my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them

Me: "Oh shit! @nugs.net is having their black Friday sale!" Also me [squinting]: well shit....

Probably not an original thought but what if Waze is just sending you on that side quest to gather info (feed the algo) rather than actually save you time? Best part is: you'll never know if it was actually the more efficient route.

Big fan of this graffiti, particularly the last one (subtle but powerful).

I guess @goose-band.bsky.social uploaded each track from the MSG release on Youtube. I guess the people wanted that Jed Stone video!

Gonna swing by that one open house built right in front of the train tracks and find out what that builder is smoking w/ the price he's got posted.

She's so spot on.... Feels like it's been a recurring theme on anti-Trump republicans: They turn tail and run, head to the private sector where they can cash in.

Incredible things are happening in the JOTY bracket construction game. Fwiw I didn't rank it either (too long 😜) but to each their own.

News you can use... although i think I've reached the point where i have more posters than I have places to put them.

This was a joke but it raises an interesting question: Is the Google voice Assistant better at controlling a Sonos device or giving you detailed information that you ask it? It does sort of feel like Amazon's product has lagged behind the competition quite badly...

So I've had this for 18 hours and holding it in my hand without a case or screen protector is extremely frightening. Feels like a phone like this should ship with a default case and a screen protector already applied.

Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged. Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.

I’m howling.

As we head into #JOTY season... Remember love is love. The heart wants what it wants. If you promise to leave my list alone, I promise not to crow at you that I left your #1 off my list and think your list is boring! Show me your strangest opinions**.... **Unless it's the Pina Colada song

Anyone on here an expert at #IBKR conditional orders? I.e. what if i want an option order to only trigger and be sent to the exchange [if and only if] a trade occurs in the underlying stock? Or what if i want to get hit on my option bid before i send the [buy stock] order to the exchange?

Not sure I love the framing on this story. Good lord... (Full disclosure: I haven't clicked the link yet)

Epstein survivor Haley Robson refutes Mike Johnson: "The survivors that don't want to be public are Jane Does. They've been protected and their names have been redacted the whole time ... I don't care if my name is redacted is not."

The Epstein files are about so much more than the disgusting, criminal dealings of one man. They're about how the rich and powerful are rigging our entire system to give themselves money, cover, and influence. Buying elections. Warping our economy. Subverting justice. Enough.

Bipartisan issue -- do we need a discharge petition for this as well?

Mint mobile is doing a Pixel 10xl for $399. That's actually an insane deal for a flagship phone. Guess i'm trying out Mint for a few months. $15/mo for 35gb ought to be plenty for my data usage.

Hey @6r0m7.bsky.social can I get this in Excel? 😘 You have my email, sir! We're still moving stuff around but this is coming into focus. “2025 Goose” #JOTY #GooseBracket 2nu.gs/3LMIEax

Listening to this album rn and i kinda dig this 2nd track: Stuck in Between. I guess that's why that named the album thusly.

This came up randomly and it's kinda wild to think: what was I doing on [insert random date ages ago]? In this case my now nearly 15yr old was barely a month old and I was living in Jersey City. A literal lifetime ago. 🤯 Anyway, entertaining track.

Hell yeah man. Good morning, BlueSky. It's gonna be a good day, I can feel it.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Me: "Alexa, Pause" AI: "I'm not sure how to help you with that" Incredible stuff from Amazon.

It's not even real socialism. It's basically capitalism with stronger social safety nets. But yeah, the point remains....👇

I know I'm a little early, but I'm cleaning out my memes folder and this one popped up. Happy (early) Thanksgiving everyone.

This looks like a gary larson cartoon come to life.

I mean just brazen self dealing. Good reporting by @propublica.org and @jenpsaki.bsky.social youtu.be/RJ-cgjrXnhQ?...

Just saw a really interesting 6min piece from MSNBC / Jen Psaki about a @propublica.org article about Kristi Noem's grifting involving shell corporations and related party transactions that I didn't see over here on (liberal) Bsky. Do I just have a bad algorithm?? Or not properly doomscrolling?

Everything I know about Olivia Nuzzi I have learned against my will and I deeply resent the online Americans for inflicting it on me

The Democrats called out racist shitbags and serial sex offenders. If you heard those attacks and felt they were calling *you* out personally, then that's entirely on you, champ. The rest of us white guys didn't hear that. At all.

"A citizens group in Ontario, California is spearheading an effort to make the community aware of incidents involving federal immigration agents. They're placing signs at the locations that read, 'ICE stole someone here'..." abc7.com/post/ontario...

27 days until Goosemas. @goose-band.bsky.social

The 2nd flight I'm on is probably 75% full and both exit row seats are empty! The best seats are not being used because no one would pay extra for them?! That's crazy to me.