if you're gonna send me generated text: dude i'm not reading that. happy for you / sorry that happened; etc. send me the prompt

enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences

american culture is when drink is big

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

why are all the shooters centrists is there some 5D horseshoe theory i’m missing?

have you ever felt pre-embarrassment? like when something is so embarrassing it reverberates backwards through time and makes you cringe from the future? so i just thought about how in like 6 years we're gonna have a 2010s millenialcore revival

you are beautiful because you are kind!!! 😤🌸

This is not the darkest timeline but it just might be the stupidest

the following three things are different things: - a fact about the real world - a true statement in a bound system - an opinion and it feels like llms have muddied the waters on all of the above

[me as a cook] uhh yea i work in beef

missing the latest bsky drama is like starting an early day at a 24/7 diner, just trying to sip my tea while people throw chairs and yell at each other around me

[leaving work friday 5pm] yes. YES. the tiger is out

The people yearn for trains.

talking to computers pre 2022: sudo rm -rf talking to computers post 2024: please please please can you please delete these files please i beg of you okay!!! try very hard please

trying not to crash out when people offhandedly assume a thing i made was vibe coded

me: i am too lazy to do test-driven development llms: i will misunderstand any ambiguity in your prompt 🔫 me: i am now a practitioner of test-driven development

We have moved, in my adult life, from "you can't trust Wikipedia because they don't even have any gatekeepers" to "we gotta rely on Wikipedia to hold the line because universities have been coopted"

If you joined InternetNZ last year to stop the hostile takeover by the FSU, here's a reminder to renew your membership before the end of the month. Rumour has it the FSU may be attempting another takeover attempt Internetnz.nz

good morning #bsidessf come see my standup routine at 11:15 in theatre 7 it will be a chill and fun story time and require very few brain cells 😇

I know the guide says DON’T PANIC but wasn’t this a sign of the end times ?

As someone who spent the pandemic outside of NZ, seeing y‘all say how the pandemic response was “poor” is kinda insane to me lol

I made a crossword

going for a walk bc what can i do about it

There is nothing that blackpills me faster than overhearing a tech meeting in line to board at an airport

i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript) you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS lyra.horse/x86css/

eating milo cereal dry to satisfy my inner child’s urge to eat dog biscuits

we need to start ostracizing doomscrolling / ipad baby behaviour like we do cigarette smoking. no scrolling indoors you gotta do it outside in a sad little circle around a power outlet, the same 30s snippet of doechii’s “anxiety” looping over the sound of traffic

I am trying to work towards a reasonable sleep schedule despite knowing information and facts

economy side of nz bsky explain to me why no matter what happens to the economy all we talk about is rbnz tweaking the interest rate. why are we operating like there's only one thing we can change guys i'm going insane

i have until the end of Q1 to become perfect

reject neo-fascism (substack) embrace culture (tumblr)

If we suffer no matter what we do, might as well choose something worth suffering for

2026 (derogatory)

you need to let people be stupid on the internet. that’s what it’s for

i'm such a fangirl of project zero i designed a new website for them in my spare time and they actually made it real 🤩

bsky: you cannot use our app because our records show you were literally born yesterday me: ma’am i have back pain

my opinions might be awkward and uncooked but at least they're organic. like a wonky carrot. a bulbous potatoe

Purchased two analog wall clocks to show the home timezones for my husband and I 🥰 only to realise that NZDT and CET are perfectly 12 hours apart so they show......... the same time

sad to be missing #kawaiicon pls enjoy for me hacker fam <3

nyc i need you to lock in today babes

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this is actually the most relatable thing ai could do

do i use ellipses because i am a boomer?....... or is it because i read hera lindsay bird in 2016 and it fundamentally changed my brain chemistry...................

come with me to live a day in my life! at 8am i make a cup of tea. we need to let it steep for 3 minutes so i go do something else at 9am i realise i forgot about the tea — oh no! it's cold now so i reheat it in the microwave. now too hot so i let it sit at 10am i realise i forgot about the tea —