why is it literally everyone’s birthdays this week 🫪

Troye Sivan needs to make sad boi music again and stop doing popper anthems

hot people need to stop appropriating sad people culture, like my culture is not your costume

Men who only want penetrative sex or nothing at all lack imagination, whimsy, and are ultimately less hot 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

atp where i’ve been dreaming about having sex more than having sex 🫩

hands off grizabella

can’t believe i forgot to post these here

favorite new Stereogum Discord emoji

can’t believe i forgot to post these here

Zara Larsson:

Story (song) makes a lot more sense now

how were y’all on here while the server was down for 2 hours??

i find dichotomously healthy people so fascinating, like amateur basketball players who smoke cigarettes outside the court, or gays who go hiking for hours after doing lots of drugs at some party the night before

i’m obviously not Alexander Skarsgård but i do own the same singlet as the one he wore in Pillion

me after Taylor Lautner endorsed Spencer Pratt

been sick during literally every month since February

now reposted with attention

Instagram adds yet another new feature, meanwhile Bluesky still doesn’t have media in DMs

came up with an idea for a REALLY good lip sync number that i can't do until December

the Chick-Fil-A ranch song is conservative MAGA propaganda

now reposted with attention

do i have any Chicago bloomfs who are able to have me stay over during Lollapalooza? 👀

and there it is

i really can’t believe i’m going through the 5 stages of grief because i got ghosted by someone in an open couple

me driving my car down Santa Monica Blvd like

still in mourning but i started to decide that it’s his loss

i just— i don’t— i’m not—

just found out someone i’ve been chatting with didn’t get his Instagram deactivated but blocked me rather. apparently Instagram now doesn’t let you look up blocked accounts from the same app, even if you’re on a different login!

people looove to say honest reviews are not that serious until it’s their fave pop girl that gets the treatment 💅🏻

i finished my Pokédex!!! 🥳🍃🔥💦💜

as far as post-pandemic lexicon goes, “you’re muted” and “can everyone see my screen?” are deservedly up there, but “are you on a call right now?” doesn’t get enough recognition imo

i hate prompt posts and i think we can all do much better

i’m a homewrecker i’m a slut (complimentary)

please god take away all of megan thee stallions pain and give it to nicki minaj

when did all the twinks start getting mullets/mid-length curly hair 😤

i’m so done with people

the carousel works for Threads because it’s already an established UX on Instagram it doesn’t work for Bluesky because most users are Twitter refugees (and there really is no point when you can’t post more than 4 pics/vids)

Mashup idea #2687: Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepsen and Golden by HUNTR/X

it is now the 4th consecutive week where my body is going through some shit and i am ready to end it all

so who’s gonna bring up the open relationship discourse on Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream

“summer is call—”

Nine Inch Boys—i mean, Nine Inch Noize makes me horny open.spotify.com/album/7lcpCG...

–– as someone who will never have kids, can i please get six months paid leave (sabbatical?) to just sleep? this is discrimination against childless people.

i do believe Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter is THE pop song of this decade

‪queens, prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lipsync performance to the movie trailer of Stop! That! Train! in theaters on June 12‬

I always love to share that Perfume was featured on the top 16 artists to watch at Coachella back in 2019 every Coachella season but I always forget this tidbit. Bad Bunny watched them from VIP & I hope he became a fan after that. When they come back from hiatus I hope Coachella invites them again

the Susan monologue almost made me cry idk

reeeally need RnBiana back!!