this is what it feels like to be a t*g*rs fan right now. team doesn’t even deserve vowels

a little something to take the edge off or whatever they’re saying

it is insane that people are stilly actively trying to have children in this country like be so for real please. we are straight up BURNT TOAST

kahnle hive in shambles today (it’s me i’m the hive)

she’s been raptured :/

the witching hour? more like the hunching hour

just had to ask him why he smells like garlic parm. never a dull moment in cat ownership

spring has sprung in michigan

the breadstick wanter has logged on

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did my car have the equivalent of its fly being unknowingly down all day today?

lil blue guy from trader joe’s scandinavian swimmers hive rise up

i removed my long acrylic nails after 2.5 years because we’re trying to cut as many costs as possible for the oncoming financial doom and i have basically had to relearn how to type without them. how did i do this for 28 years. it took me 5 minutes to type this

49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

living in unparalleled i told you so times. bernie forrrrreverr

it only took SIXTEEN years for her first offense but the genius of geniuses finally escaped outside today…to be found two mins later, a few doors down trying to get back into the wrong house (because she is stupid) having realized she does NOT like the outdoors (because like mother like daughter)

me either

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hmm. i would say maybe etsy should put some filters on “what this customer last purchased” to remove certain subjects before pushing out a generic fill in the blank ad but i’m sure it’s all run by AI slop now so what’s the point

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

the legal definition of marriage is actually the union of one person who immediately hangs up their towel after showering and another person who tosses it on the bedroom floor to slowly dry into a wrinkly mess for between 12 and 72 hours

i wish microsoft insights would measure my weekly time spent agonizing over whether or not i’m creating my JIRA ticket under the correct product type. can someone put me in touch with bill gates please

i hope the butch lesbian that thinks she’s the eagles coach from tik tok is having an amazzzzing night

i hope this series of photos relieves The Horrors for you for like. 3 seconds. i know that’s asking a lot but just take a look

received a physical paper card to keep with the date my new iud should come out by (5 years from today) and i just feel like that’s placing a LOT of undue trust in someone who loses their phone in their own very small house approximately 4 times per day

bought a small blink camera to be able to keep an eye on the cats while we’re out of the house for extended periods of time over the holidays (by which i mean all of 24 hours) and every time i check it she’s just. sitting here. staring. no thoughts in her head

every mom in a hallmark channel christmas movie says her house “isn’t much but we call it home” and every time it’s a 2500+ sq foot perfectly preserved colonial that i could never even dream of affording

never beating the daddy’s girl allegations

never once in my life have i ever fully resealed a resealable bag

went to my annual holiday work dinner tonight because who am i to pass up a free meal only to find out someone i’ve been working with for TWO years eats only RAW MEAT? and now i just have to go about my day knowing there’s a raw steak in the SHARED FRIDGE at the office that he’s going eat for lunch?

This is grate 🤣

should i hire a therapist solely based on the fact that she has a cat in her picture on psychology today dot com or is that uncouth?

i have no idea what would compel a person to intentionally navigate to and use chatgpt as a search engine for real actual information. never in a million years. genuinely something wrong with you

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ily please stop causing me near cardiac events

As someone who is entirely burnt out of arguing with strangers online at 26 it continues to mystify me to see people who do it all day, seemingly with the belief it isn’t entirely fruitless, and have like adult kids

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ok well i saw it and now i think it should actually be the law that every brand MUST collab with wicked now

if i ever die mysteriously please know it was NOT an accident and she should be investigated

at this point i do think it would be easier to list the brands that did NOT do a wicked collab

two of them

Honolulu blueberries

scheduled my IUD insertion for 3 days before inauguration. accidental symbolism or something idk. good luck prying this shit out of me, weird white men

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forgot about this app i’m ngl

he’ll guide your sleigh tonight

my car today

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