Ngl this one took me a minute 🤣📉

In moments of unrest, we look to the pioneers who shaped our world..

Even the most illiterate among us understand that Big Jim cannot be stopped..

He should have to forfeit his Mike & Molly residuals for this..

Me: "I wonder how long it will be before Matt Walsh gets the ol' Charlie Kirk treatment?" (20 minutes later..) Me:

These motherfuckers are the softest little babies on earth. They are offended by everything! We can defeat these fucking wimps!

Grok rn..

My mother-in-law got me some chronic for christmas and it is WHOOPING my ass, boy!! 😧

Winding down Christmas with the family nestled around the Dear Santa promotional holiday hearth on Paramount+

In addition to the usual toys and stocking stuffers, tonight Santa will also be placing the ancient texts under the tree

Time is a flat circle..

My new job is located in between the P.F. Chang's and a defunct JCPenney #blessed 🐛

Everyone's mom on Facebook is making the same saxophone joke rn

In my class today, the kids learned all about the cinnamon toast shrimp incident

Embossed ✅ Drop Shadow ✅ The world is healing...

Sent this to my wife 🌝 Awaiting a response

Remember, remember the fifth of November... #OccupyTheosPlace

Who got that Theo’sPlace meme of Ross that Theo was always fighting everyone about?

🎵🎵 some guys have all the luck..🎵🎵

Remember when the same thing happened to Tiger Woods?

The Office reboot we need but will never get: Steve Carell is back and, since we've seen him last, Michael Scott is now fully Q-pilled MAGA and jumping on every dumb culture war trend of the day.

I just want @thegreggiest.bsky.social to tell me all about the Ace oF Fades

Post an artifact that proves you had a rad childhood:

You all have an important decision to make at the box office this week. Choose wisely

The night I moved into my first college dorm, knowing not a single person in the state or any idea what to do with myself at this new campus, I wandered into the student-union comedy night on the quad where John Reep was on stage performing his heart out. I transferred schools 2 months later...

Just found a cool website:

What am I supposed to do with this information?

The swoller they are, the harder they fall... 😿

Stay safe on that ladder this summer.

the movie hoosiers sucks but i do appreciate that one of the morals is "you know better than these hicks. don't humor them and don't apologize to them."

Today my 6yo explained to me how the iconic Scream mask is based on the famous painting.. 😱

This is all I see...

Guys we collectively need to stop mentioning how much money HBO is letting Nathan Fielder spend

Some people just aren't ready for an augmented-reality snacking experience..

Who up eating nearly expired Christmas Crunch?

Master & Apprentice stream! -Ink Master s03e09 -The Apprentice s01e09 -Making big $$$ at Gunpoint Tattoo shop Starting now twitch.tv/spottingwaldo

Why I opened a tattoo shop for fascists.. #successmindset #Tattoos #Funny #InkMaster #Apprentice www.tiktok.com/@spottingwal...

Master & Apprentice stream! -Ink Master s03e08 -The Apprentice s01e08 -We attend the 2024 New Mexico Tattoo Fiesta!! twitch.tv/spottingwaldo

Preach!!🙏🙌🗣️

When I find out one of the homies is into the wrong podcasts..

Iyo Sky doing a post-Mania press conference in her ring gear. She was in the opening match 7 hours ago. You won. Go relax. Hit the showers, woman!!

Absolutely love that Cena took that record

The Cena Vegas Mania shirt goes hard