This was the last thing I saw before I blacked out

met 2 icons today

Meeting Cinnamoroll tmrw

I’m in Cali for tgives and SHIT it’s BRIGHT HERE

He did it again folks 🍎

Gotta show em the whooooole thing

every fucking year man

Went to Pike Brewing since I’m back in God’s country now only to find they are literally CLOSING FOREVER NEXT WEEK 💀 This is the fault of an investment company, of course. Very American.

Never got to have McD’s in Japan but that doesn’t matter bc I tried Mos Burger for the first time. Tobikiri Cheeseburger was DELICIOUS and saved my life at Haneda airport. Look at how well it matches the promo 😭

Went from Kyoto to Eihei-ji temple in Fukui prefecture and first thing I noticed is that it’s colder and damper— perfect everything-is-covered-in-moss territory 🥰

Tbf not everything in Japan was cheaper. This canned beer wasn’t even a tallboy and was like 1,860 yen (12 fucking dollars). In its defense it WAS very tasty and made with a rare persimmon variety. Would chalk up pricing d/t it being a barleywine, but there were even pricier cans with lower ABV.

Went grocery shopping at a Thriftway after being in Japan and coffee creamer was more than $7/bottle

Those are his HOOVES

Stayed up until 2am for revenge bedtime reasons and feeling like wilted lettuce today

REAL ASS Akoya pearl jewelry vending machine at Haneda—non-US airports just keep on having the COOLEST SHIT

I’m back from Japan and my skin is worse than ever!!! Worth it tho

The deer in Nara only want one thing and it’s definitely not chin scratches. Give them the deer cookie and nobody gets hurt.

Bought some secondhand kimono in Osaka and wore it yesterday in Arashiyama— colors inspired by the fragrant osmanthus that’s blooming everywhere 🧡

Never beating the allegations about mascots

I got sick on my Japan trip but I’ve just had 3 beers and a cig and I am BACK BAYBEE

Osaka ✅✅✅

I AM IN JAPANNN here’s my first beer and the first thing that I bought.

When the lights come on at the end of the 12 hour flight and everyone’s miserable, sleep-deprived forms are revealed along with all the trash and sundry accessories strewn everywhere

The civil disobedience has begun

Dahlias keep putting up a fight in the cold weather but I think these are forreal the last ones… enjoying them while they last 🧡 #bloomscrolling

Day 5 of no weed and I’m afraid I might just naturally get stupid and forgetful at night 😔

😇👋A MONTH OF NO GODS🧳⛩️ There is a quaint belief that in the 10th month the gods of Japan congregate for a great gathering to discuss matchmaking at Izumo-taisha (出雲大社) in Shimane Prefecture. Only hard-of-hearing Ebisu and the Sun Goddess miss this annual pilgrimage. #Japan

Ohhhh bitch I am SO MAD I won’t be here for this I would have fucked this UP

Got my international driving permit today, can’t wait to drive on the wrong side of the road along some sea cliffs in Japan 😬

Round One on a weeknight?? It’s more likely than you think 👀

We’re probably going to be too early to see much fall leaves in Japan when we’re there. Fortunately hay frijoles en la casa 🍁

JAPAN IN TEN DAYSSSSS

Incredibly rare double decker action caught on camera #catsofbluesky

confetti in your hair

Mall fitting room Auras this weekend

New Pokemon game out and I haven’t gone to bed at a reasonable hour since

Finish him

Maaaan fuck this day at work I’m going home to bake bread

Lil neighborhood walk a few weeks ago… Found some melons and the melon guardian.

My buddy @hotpotatobuns.bsky.social got top surgery and his card was just the *perfect* shade of green

I don’t come from an apple-friendly climate so being able to pick apples in my backyard here in Seattle is still incredibly special and precious for me ahhhhhh 😭😭

Two kittyboys, both alike in dignity (none) #catsofbluesky

It’s time for pumpkin patch and foods in comforting shades of brown 🍁

Did you think you could tell us when to stop? That’s adorable.

That’s such a fluffy, sleepy pumpkin 🧡 #art #cozyart #caturday

Dahlias still truckin!! Callout post for Camano Buzz on the left, tho— was pampered all spring and summer and she made just One Single Flower. #bloomscrolling #pnwgardening

Was planning to buy some sexy high-quality jeans in Japan next month, but one of THESE bad boys takes priority

Mornings are getting cold now… Mentally I’m here (secunda.mp3)

Apple tree came w this house we’re renting, we neglect it all year and every fall there is a BUMPER CROP of decently sweet apples. Gonna make loads of apple sauce I think 🤔