When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

She did this for me specifically

Turkey was on sale for 50 cents a pound so IT’S THANKSGIVING AGAIN BC THIS BIRD WAS $9 💃

If you think Primarina and Quaquaval are the worst starter lines I just KNOW you can’t dress yourself

Hometown birgüir

Brain got melted by Gaga, went home and slept for 3 hours, then hopped on a plane back to Seattle to finish a shift at work… feeing totally cooked but grateful for it all 😄

Made it to Gaga

Meeting Gaga tonight and everything I do today is for her. Rn shaving my neckbeard for Gaga

Gotta hit that hometown beach real quick 🏖️

Mayhem downloaded, headphones on, in the mf plane to SEE LADY GAGA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Aquarium exhibits I’d like to shrink myself down and fall asleep in

Going to the gym as a bisexual person is almost too much to bear I s2g

Me and my cell service is back from V@ncouver… some faves 😘

Always Repost Gyaru Carter

Driving up to Vancouver for the first time tmrw YYYYEEEEEEEE

Rainy gray weekend on cap hill but still found some color 🍓🍎

"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."

Do yall ever just say “fuck it” and deep fry a wafer

We go to Bellevue. We practice the capitalism.

Officially going to Sakuracon 2026 so I can at last strip onstage again

First 2 cards drawn in the new expansion pack in the new yearrrr 🐩

Turns out I’m at risk of passing away if I don’t eat out on the weekends

Now technically there’s nothing wrong with people who choose to wear ballet flats in the year 2026… but I reserve the right to feel insulted that the algorithm thinks I’m one of them 💀

Right now’s a good time to be a moss. Lucky to see them in a little sunlight after getting plenty of rain!

Sometimes we like the tired parts of California that were built in the 70’s and are crumbling around the edges.

Winter Headlights Isleworth: ink and watercolour on vintage paper

Helped ourselves to a Tiger Mountain hike in this freak January sun. Super dank and chilly moss kingdom in the first half, warm and sun-baked mountainside in the second half.

You know I’m down bad if I’m making themed bracelets 🤒 I wonder if his wrists are skinny like mine? #krsb

More painting practice. Accompanied with friends, a shochu highball, and several kinds of 🧀 (truffle cheddar, goat milk Gouda, and Stilton if you must know)

Neighbor has always had this big concrete block for a doorstop… in the wet season it becomes matcha flavored 🦠

カラスバ

I don’t want to be the main character I want to be the side character where a mischievous, lilting accordion tune plays whenever I show up onscreen

Owners at my local coffee shop got a coffee bean roaster last year and were super excited to learn how to use it. They’ve now started using their proprietary roast in their drinks. Cute, right? IT’S NOT! THE NEW ROAST IS COMPLETE ASS!!!!

LOOK AT THIS BOAT I SAW IN BALLARD THE OTHER DAY

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

Drank mimosas in a basement today and painted…lord he renderin 🎨

OOPS doing a reverse new year’s diet where we eat a lot of pizza and burgers with booze🫃

Many of you are reading the news. I am reading “What if this attractive p*kemon character had autonomic neuropathy and here’s an elaborate scenario where you had to take care of him during a flareup”. We are not the same.

Snow flurries #art #oilpainting

Ruh roh

It’s still first week of the new year and we being auspicious as FUCK

“In the woods where snow is thick, bars of sunlight lay like pale fire.” (Catherine Mansfield) 🎨 Eyvind Earle #wintersky

Somehow latter half of 2025 turned into a cunty press-on nail awakening 💅

Presenting all four seasons of mirror selfies, 2025 🎆

I want to do one of those mirror selfie compilation posts but I’m disgusting and have too many

Spent some doubloons in cap hill… it was cold!! But Sunday so free parking :)

Breakfast today is 9 inches and uncut 🍞

Merry Christmas Beast