"This is what you get when you elect Republicans." Every Dem within 100 feet of a camera needs to be saying this repeatedly. Every time we elect Republicans, we get dumbass wars, tax cuts for rich people, and financial crises. Every time. Fucking say it!

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

Gazelles and their shadows, galloping over the Namib sands. Photo by Solly Levi www.sollylevi.com #photography #nature #wildlife

for the past few months the us has been ruled by a lawless triumvirate--a mobster (trump), a plutocrat (musk), and a commissar (miller)--haphazardly implementing, respectively, a great leap backward (tariffs), a kleptocratic shock therapy (doge), and a gestapo-spearheaded ethnic cleansing (ice)...

Anyway, expect The Onion to do big, dumb, unexpected things in the next year. We'll use our singular place in the world to give good people the words and guts to get through a truly fucking stupid time. If you want to help us, then get a paper in the mail. You will love it. membership.theonion.com

The Onion is in a unique spot: We're independent and not beholden to anyone, in a time when that's increasingly both rare and necessary. We're one of the rare media organizations allowed, and expected, to say things no one else can say, but everybody knows is true. We'll be exploiting that in 2025.

I'm so proud of what this place has accomplished over the last year, like sending a newspaper to subscribers in every state and 50 countries. People tell us it makes opening their mailbox a little less horrifying every day, and I love that. But we're going to be even more fearless in the next year.

I want to be clear about this: Fighting for art and speech and jokes and generally not being a piece of shit is good for the soul, obviously. But it's also good for business. The places that abandoned their values to get in line and kiss the ring are fading. The Onion is growing.

I want to make this clear: We're growing BECAUSE we stuck to who we are in the face of fascism. Eight days after the election, when everyone was scared, we bought InfoWars. (So was the court, turns out. We're working on it.) We knew it would be hard, but the world needed it, so we did it.

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

Just a reminder how classic what we're seeing is: 1. redefine a group as a threat to civilization 2. reduce legal protections that they enjoy 3. abuse, threaten, harm, and/or relocate them 4. dismiss/ignore concerns about abuses and harms from the process 5. repeat steps 2-4, escalating each time

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...

is that bad?

The institutions of this economy depend on the institutions of this democracy.

Genuinely appalling and revealing how much more thorough, thoughtful and well-researched the videogame speedrunning community has been in evaluating Elon Musk's claims than the tech press or DC political press youtu.be/z1ykCc588Zw?...

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

@profgalloway.com Need to get the right branding and framing of the coming Trump/GOP budget & tax cuts. I think Dems should campaign against ’GOP Economic Incontinence’ and ’Donald Trump’s Fiscal Flatulence’.

@volts.wtf Big shout out for your great conversation with Will Wilkinson on libertariansim from 2021. Listened to it again just now and it stands the test of time and informs our current moment. You should re-up it. www.volts.wtf/p/volts-podc...