Added bonus: your purchase didn’t suddenly disappear because the store didn’t sell it anymore.

Someone opening a bar named LeMay serving only flambé dishes and drinks has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Hydrogen and Oxygen can also make things flamey. It’s why the Hindenburg did not win.

Horseshit. I spent two decades on three continents with soldiers and none of them got Nazi tattoos.

Yoda Voice: ”Shit-toast.”

New meme template just dropped.

Singleton Repository Adapter Monolith

לעץ כאַל איט ייִנגליש

Crosses peppers off the list… Crosses mushrooms off the list too…

“He was rumpling about it at random, hoping to find by chance the words that were supposed to make Pharisees gnash their teeth. … Eliot frowned, tried to think that that sort of thing was fair-to-middling Pharisee-baiting, failed to think so.” - God Bless You Mr. Rosewater

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When Walz capitulates on a thing like this it really sends the message, whether true or not, that he just doesn’t care at all, because it is so starkly different than his behavior when he clearly does care about something (even very worthy things like schools and trans kids).

“Can you direct me to the Naval Base in Alameda? It’s where they keep the Nuclear Wessls.”

The Whiskey Pete attack vector.

The Man Who Was Thirsty: Now With Alf Hog!

A dependent Y left to flounder on its own.

Nixon talking to the paintings.

Never change Philly.

I’m certain that milliseconds the first multi-billion dollar fine and class action payout is levied against an Ai slop factories, the toothpaste will be magically jammed right back in the tube like it never came out.

So like…now what? Is there a plan here exactly for what happens when you decapitate a government overnight? Or is this just the “Jesus take the wheel” school of military planning?

The last day this will be true

One year in middle school: - Alien - Apocalypse Now - Blade Runner - Threads

I did this twice too. Once as a freshman in English where the previous week instructions were given to buy a blue book for the final. I didn’t buy one, & told the prof this so I’m bouncing. He had a stack & handed me one. The other was my grad stats exam. I forgot my calculator. I aced both.

Mark Cuban exemplifies my image of wealthy techbros as "a dumbass who tripped and fell into a pit of money and think that makes them a generational genius"

More light than dark.

Love the serendipitous mashup in the timeline.

A larger size kippah that covers most of the head like a Bucharian kippah.

Top 10 Tiny Desk Concerts without Doechi on it is a crime.

My weekly email to my congressman.

Gefiltetaschen. For the thirty days from Purim to Passover. Just like Bubbe used to make.

“Posts” already lost the war.

"Images You Should Not Masturbate To" and "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety"

JD Vance dismisses the entirety of military medicine.

With the discounts at Applebee’s and P. F. Chang’s, I can get enough takeout for the whole day of waiting for an appointment where I will be asked what my GP is doing about it because the VA won’t help.

Mility Special branded booze just got a new competitor.

Change one letter, ruin a candy Knickers

Nuclear Block.

Mulva?

guys, she’s just still pissed about this

A merry little surge of electricity piped by automatic alarm from the mood organ beside his bed awaked Rick Deckard. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.

Cracker Barrel: fine purveyors of Dry American Scones.

When Pelle Alqvist came out in the crowd to do the closer “Tick Tick Boom,” he stood right next to me.

She looked at the map and sighed. Even in an absurd world, The Second Toledo War was absurd. A combination of Michigan MPs and HQ units took most of the Ohio shore. Cries of “Charleston or Bust” led to the recall of forces from DC. This is nuts, she thought looking at the Akron skyline.

Dashing Hero Clubs Agent With Five Dollar Fentanyl Footlong.

We were somewhere around Winterthur on the edge of the Brandywine when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit parched; maybe you should lobby..."

1 Sep, DC - The Jobs Report was released today, with August at “Bigly” and July revised to 1 billion. The President praised the report, citing DOGEing the previous commission as key to the gain. When asked about using an adjective instead of a number, he responded with a thirty minute invective.