More light than dark.

Love the serendipitous mashup in the timeline.

A larger size kippah that covers most of the head like a Bucharian kippah.

Top 10 Tiny Desk Concerts without Doechi on it is a crime.

My weekly email to my congressman.

Gefiltetaschen. For the thirty days from Purim to Passover. Just like Bubbe used to make.

“Posts” already lost the war.

"Images You Should Not Masturbate To" and "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety"

JD Vance dismisses the entirety of military medicine.

With the discounts at Applebee’s and P. F. Chang’s, I can get enough takeout for the whole day of waiting for an appointment where I will be asked what my GP is doing about it because the VA won’t help.

Mility Special branded booze just got a new competitor.

Change one letter, ruin a candy Knickers

Nuclear Block.

Mulva?

guys, she’s just still pissed about this

A merry little surge of electricity piped by automatic alarm from the mood organ beside his bed awaked Rick Deckard. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.

Cracker Barrel: fine purveyors of Dry American Scones.

When Pelle Alqvist came out in the crowd to do the closer “Tick Tick Boom,” he stood right next to me.

She looked at the map and sighed. Even in an absurd world, The Second Toledo War was absurd. A combination of Michigan MPs and HQ units took most of the Ohio shore. Cries of “Charleston or Bust” led to the recall of forces from DC. This is nuts, she thought looking at the Akron skyline.

Dashing Hero Clubs Agent With Five Dollar Fentanyl Footlong.

We were somewhere around Winterthur on the edge of the Brandywine when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit parched; maybe you should lobby..."

1 Sep, DC - The Jobs Report was released today, with August at “Bigly” and July revised to 1 billion. The President praised the report, citing DOGEing the previous commission as key to the gain. When asked about using an adjective instead of a number, he responded with a thirty minute invective.

As My Walmart Gently Weeps

An AI Ouroboros

holy shit lmao

… For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For slapping two pieces of cheddar on potatoes for £4,50 & call it anything other than an abomination: For beans! On everything! WTF?! Try that noise in Philly!

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. ”Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel)

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

title this 'shitposter in his element'

Turns out, it’s a wish list of modern reactionaries.

Especially Sex Ed Scissorhands.

We opened a fireworks store, and it blew up.

Thinking of Reno on the anniversary of his passing.

My Candles? Brief. #shoegaze

Umberto Eco put together a now-famous list of 14 attributes of fascistic states. I'm going to discuss each of them in hopes this helps ppl understand that fascism is not just a buzzword. We're going to go through these by theme, so strap in. 🧵

The revolution will not be brought to you by McKinsey streaming four seasons of word salad uninterrupted. It will not show memes of Musk saluting a charge by Matt Gaetz, Major Hegseth, & Bob Menendez to pub crawl with krugerrands in an occupied sanctuary city. The revolution will not be a re-run.

“Autobots roll…” “Wait!” Optimus looked over & saw the Cybertruck transform. Or attempt to, since the doors locked & a leg remained jammed. It started to pogo, trying to maintain balance, failed, & hit the dirt. Bumblebee made static noise. “Unfair to Aquaman. He survives water,” laughed Optimus

The lead plane marked the drop, pulling up and out. Grandpa flew a Mosquito over France. Pop over Hanoi. Sister in Iraq. She fought in LA. This would be close. Vehicles, houses, faces looking up, but she focused on the sharp line of flames. She pushed the release and a red cloud rocketed down.

Quote with a favorite cover Come for the samples from Wise Blood by Flannery O’Conner. Stay for the cartoons from @reverendjesus.com youtu.be/eV8eEtxtbYQ?...

Have to thank @hayao.lol for this one youtu.be/lr-MtVPxHBM?...

A spectrum for the Festival of Lights

More light than darkness.

It is genuinely wild to see you flatly dismissing Jews, talking over us about our teachings and history, and calling our statements "one-dimensional" when we correct you about, you know, us, and our own beliefs and traditions Seriously what the hell

My name is Olivine. I live on the outskirts of Clout City in the Bluesky Zone. Like everyone else here my Follower Count floats above my head in hologram numbers. Those with more followers than following are called the Asymmetrics. they rule us but today their reign of terror ends

Why is this a sentence? What the fuck?

“I’ll take linguistic turns for 800, Alex.” “This was once known as the Streisand effect, until a stupider court case led to a bigger self-own.” “What is the Drake Effect?”

@susiedent.bsky.social This account appears to be impersonating you.