In Soviet Russia, chicken salad sandwich eats you!

Jews are not at fault for antisemitism, but mischaracterizing legitimate criticism of Israel as antisemitism actively hurts the fight against real antisemitism in the US right now, and we should say so.

Insomniac Wheat Beer

“Anyway, me and Richard Dawkins are going to fawn over Claude now because that’s really true, especially when it tells me what I want to hear. Hope everyone understands that I think mirrors are actually windows to the outside world “

Nothing kicks out the jams like a hydrogen bomb. ☢️

Having also been introduced to the concepts of Def and Leopard, they flew into a state of Hysteria and went on a Pyromania spree.

Fire every ICE employee, including those on detail from other agencies. Prohibit anyone serving in ICE from future federal employment of any kind, including being a contractor. Investigate every shooting, kidnapping, and assault. Release all their background info. Investigate the DoD for war crimes.

I’ll take Cadaver Synod for a thousand.

Sorry. I dont care. Hate me if you like but I’m not rallying overwhelmingly with a monster that has a D following their name instead of an R. Many of us are done with the “acceptable fascism” shit

You too might win a Nobel Prize with our Chemistry program! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_H...

TRYING TO CONTACT YOU ABOUT…

WENT BACK TO THE MOON

Let all those hungry for words come and read this thread of affliction.

What delta vee? In this economy?!?!

Sir Topham Hatt was tired of Thomas’s shit. He sighed, and leaned in close. “If you want to play games, we’ll play games.” Hatt leaned back and glared at Thomas. “Sure you don’t know anything about the narrow gauge? No?” He looked up to the shadowy figures in the corner. “Get a bag on him.”

Imagine being a Tech Bro coming here with the antisemitic trope of “Jews tricked us!” especially when the record is *right there* that Trump wanted to attack Iran in 1980. Imagine resolving the cognitive dissonance of Bad War and Fetishized Idol with “The Jews Did It!” katv.com/news/nation-...

Iwo Jima has entered the chat…

“Dropping three spots to number fifteen this week is ‘Wendy is an Unusual Name’ from Robin.”

💯 destroyed except for three things: drones, mines, missiles, and cyber attacks. Except for four things. Okay, we’ll just start over.

Oh, timeline…

Maybe the real verification was the friends we made along the way.

Added bonus: your purchase didn’t suddenly disappear because the store didn’t sell it anymore.

Someone opening a bar named LeMay serving only flambé dishes and drinks has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Hydrogen and Oxygen can also make things flamey. It’s why the Hindenburg did not win.

Horseshit. I spent two decades on three continents with soldiers and none of them got Nazi tattoos.

Yoda Voice: ”Shit-toast.”

New meme template just dropped.

Singleton Repository Adapter Monolith

לעץ כאַל איט ייִנגליש

Crosses peppers off the list… Crosses mushrooms off the list too…

“He was rumpling about it at random, hoping to find by chance the words that were supposed to make Pharisees gnash their teeth. … Eliot frowned, tried to think that that sort of thing was fair-to-middling Pharisee-baiting, failed to think so.” - God Bless You Mr. Rosewater

When Walz capitulates on a thing like this it really sends the message, whether true or not, that he just doesn’t care at all, because it is so starkly different than his behavior when he clearly does care about something (even very worthy things like schools and trans kids).

“Can you direct me to the Naval Base in Alameda? It’s where they keep the Nuclear Wessls.”

The Whiskey Pete attack vector.

The Man Who Was Thirsty: Now With Alf Hog!

A dependent Y left to flounder on its own.

Nixon talking to the paintings.

Never change Philly.

I’m certain that milliseconds the first multi-billion dollar fine and class action payout is levied against an Ai slop factories, the toothpaste will be magically jammed right back in the tube like it never came out.

So like…now what? Is there a plan here exactly for what happens when you decapitate a government overnight? Or is this just the “Jesus take the wheel” school of military planning?

“happy new year!” [two days later] “we regret to inform you that having a happy new year is cancelled”

The last day this will be true

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