Watching Motion City Soundtrack and the most disappointing part is the white pants after labor day.

I guess the cosmic joke is that I'm a decent person who is to be constantly imposed upon by indecent behavior.

At that part in Face Off where their faces are off.

I need Bo Burnham to come back with Outside and make me feel some kind of way about all the shit going on in the world.

As someone who's always late to the party, Octopath Traveler is good.

Thiccy thicc bass line just rebuilding my soul rn.

Get sum 🎺 open.spotify.com/track/5lN4zY...

When the vape is out of sauce and you just inhale straight-up tech.

Do you guys like it when I don't post for months and then won't shut tf up for a random three hour stretch?

Also, I got one of these little cocktail smoker guys as a gift, and this is a neat gadget.

The pen is mightier than the sword. Then though, gun beats pen, and sword beats gun.

Me at an orgy

I don't know who else to tell, but I secured a small business loan for my small business that's already off the ground. I am a little intimidated by the task but determined nonetheless. Time to learn about marketing.

I think that all the people who think that alligators are these vicious, unstoppable killing machines have never encountered a swamp puppy.

Sitting in the hot tub rn listening to true crime and drinking a beer just getting absolutely roasted by the sun.

Predator: Killer of Killers is three of the best openings to a video game I wish existed.

I do actually have one unaired episode of the pod still in the can. Just saying.

How about this weather? Crazy.

So high I saw the word "dip" and thought it was a government agency that had been defunded.

In order to form a more perfect goonion

Maybe this post will also go hard?

Finally a pope who gets midwest emo

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Damn. Switch 2 got Paul Rudd to do a matrix. These are unprecedented times, friends.

I bet new pope would fold for a slice from Gino's.

Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Apocalypse ow

Scrub Daddy: The Moisturizing

Way too still accurate. open.spotify.com/track/2Wm84P...

Having a whiskey and watching Meth Gator. It's come to this. :(

I was reminded today of Hard Candy (2005) and was trying to remember the last time I'd seen it. Do either of you that read these know if it holds up?

This will all be hilarious in 40 years. One way, or another.

I'm not always so hot on figh movies, but this looks weirdly wholesome. Safdie strikes again?

Looks pretty fun.

Pronouncing Tide like Tid-E just to feel something.

Making a "OK with the apocalypse," Playlist. I got that REM song, some Alkaline Trio, and The Decline by NOFX. Add to it if you can.

Been working my way through Better Call Saul over the last week. Finally on the last season. I'm late to the party, but if you are too, it's worth a watch.

A game called Assassins Peed, where you unlock parts of the map by peeing off tall buildings.

How I arrived on BlueSky

Looks like a bit of fun.

FYI: Radio Silence’s READY OR NOT sequel, officially titled READY OR NOT: HERE I COME, has locked down a killer cast including Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elijah Wood and body horror master David Cronenberg.

Drop some HELMETS 🪖🖤⛑️

Taking a drink from the hoes.

Honey, I Shrunk the Pope

The Popelist

I haven't had a drink since Saturday. I know 5 days doesn't seem like a big deal, but jfc every time I open my phone, there's a new reason to get blacked out.

I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux

Hey gang, after 4.5 years of podcast laughs, we're finally hanging it up. That's not to say there won't be more episodes, but we will no longer be releasing content on a regular schedule. I'll keep the backlog live for anyone who wants to listen. Please see the 🧵 for details. 🍻

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