@shaheen.senate.gov For the Love of god, I hope you people grow a freaking spine and don't let Donald have the money for his absurd ships. As a citizen of New Hampshire, I demand that.

The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. The Exorcist. Great. Fuuuuuckin' great...

The impending closure of the Merrimack NH Budweiser brewery gives me a mix of sadness and ambivalence. I used to love taking the tour with my wife, seeing the horses, and buying stuff in the gift shop. But I stopped drinking about 7 years ago, my wife's gone, so it shouldn't matter.

They say It's always darkest just before the dawn. But that's only because the crew has just finished putting the Moon back in its hangar and they're very busy getting the Sun ready.

Conspiracy theories are like tequila shots. You let JUST ONE in, and the next thing you know, you've got 20 more messing up your brain, and you just want to fight everyone.

If you put a crucifix in your little holiday Nativity scene, that is some pretty heavy-handed foreshadowing to drop on a day-old infant. You sadistic bastards.

I have no idea what this lady's problem is, but she has comments and quotes disabled. I said nothing sexist or aggressive here. And there ARE a couple of cute hygienists at my dentist's office, where I have spent a LOT of time in the past year. Some folks just like performative outrage.

When are we just going to lay siege to the Supreme Court?

Before you go thinking that Marjorie Taylor Greene has actually become rational...

I read these headlines, and all I see is "Corrupt Supreme Court To Come Up With Yet Another Flimsy Excuse For Destroying The Constitution On Behalf Of Senile Crime Boss."

Not going to lie. I've got pretty God damn good taste in music.

This is the news America needs right now.

Guillermo del Toro’s Old Yeller

Wow. Twitter suspended me for a week calling this violent speech.

How it's going:

Seriously, why isn't this man in prison RIGHT NOW?

Sometimes, I wish my weird dreams had a commentary track.

@sidebangsmusic.com Your new song came up on Spotify today. Sounds great!

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

If Adolf Hitler himself visited the White House, Donald J Trump would get down on his knees (with help, of course), lick his asshole clean, and ask to suck his cock. But that would be difficult, because Hitler ALSO had a micropenis. Just like Donald J Trump.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:

OK, so when does the the Orange One commit "Suicide?" Is there a pool going?

Happy "bring your turkeys to work day" to those who celebrate.

With everything bad happening in the world today, watching Adam Carolla melt down over his divorce settlement is the chicken soup that my soul needs.

I am now firmly into my crazy elder punk with a Telecaster phase.

Now I guess we'll have to just sit back and see if rich white people are really going to be hunted for sport in New York city. I wonder if it will be televised.

OK, everyone who's a "Digital Creator," go down that hallway to the left. Everyone else, follow me. *I leave with 4 people, and hit the "Incinerate" button for the room down the hall.*

"Take me like one of your fancy couches, JD. Or whatever the hell your name really is."

Our idiot president, who LOVES the flag so much, wants Canada as "The 51st State," with no idea how he's going to fit one more star on there. He never did the bare minimum, phone on the toilet research to know that there are 10 provinces, so they'd be states 51-60. #dummytrump

I got the 30-year-old batteries out of this thing tonight, and later on I'm going to see if it works.

Air powered vacuum attachments are bullshit. I will die on this hill.

Hi, folks.

No lies detected…

I'd like to report a murder

I'm pretty sure that if this new ballroom has a cash bar, Pete Hegseth will pay for it inside of a year.

Cholesterol is sure taking its sweet ass time with this imbecile.

remember when .... they knew what was coming but did nothing to stop it

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Over on X I see all the government agencies saying we're going to Blue Sky. But I don't see them. I just see a lot of hysterical Panic on the part of MAGA.

Tom Clancy's One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, SUBMARINE!

I'm told that it's not skeevy to re-skeet yourself. So since it's a little later.... By the way, this also goes for UFC, which right wing types love. You know, Latin-Americans, beating the shit out of each other. It tickles the parts of their souls that long for bread and circus.

A couple of weeks back I became very annoyed at seeing Triple H and Stephanie hanging around with Donald Trump and Linda McMahon. But today it occurred to me that I haven't seen anything about ICE agents snatching people at any of @WWE's twice a week large arena events. Coincidence? I think not.

What if we all registered as Republicans and REALLY fucked up their primaries? We could even run our own candidates. Something to think about.

Let's all go work for ICE and not to our jobs well* *At all.

I urge every American citizen to have a handcuff key on their keychain at all times. You never know when you or some random stranger might need it. And maybe something for cutting zip ties.

If you believe in God, and hate "illegal aliens," please keep in mind that if the stories that you believe are true, God is not from Earth. If he MADE the Earth, then he's from somewhere else, and lived there a LONG time before he immigrated into our solar system.

Fuck this shitface. Caucasians are a rather late arrival to these shores, and they have not been a very beneficial immigrant so far.

Unpopular opinion: In the long run, we may have all been better off if we had just let them use the rude slurs and set them on mute.

I knew Fox News was theater. I just didn't realize it was a repertory theater that recycles actors for different roles. You'd think a company that had to pay $787,000,000 for deceiving its viewers would be a little more careful about blatantly continuing the practice.