Honestly what a fucking joy it is to be able to support someone like @sarahjama.bsky.social whose values actually align with my own, I wish everyone had this same opportunity

LFGGGGG

Omg this is a perfect convergence of all my favourite things!

The problem with rewatching The Sopranos is that eventually you have to watch the series finale of The Sopranos

I’m sorry what

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Every time it’s a little bit weather-y I assume the power is going out (even though here in Ontario it never does) because I am a Maritimer traumatized by Nova Scotia Power

And how lucky are we to have her!!!!

Hey that’s cool, *you* work on revisions with a heating pad on your sore back, *I’ll* nap all day then go out and bark at the neighbour for a while and then demand to be showered in treats

I secretly believe that all those words I pronounce wrong because I read them first before saying them aloud are actually right and it’s everyone else who is wrong

take me down to the Half A Tub City where the tubs are cut in half so they drain kind of shitty

I would like to know who to invoice for all the time I’ve wasted this week trying to figure out how the fuck to turn off all these AI functions that have been forced on me

1. famous/beach bum/married to a hot rock star 2. theatre 3. stuck with theatre so I could get tf out of there faster 4. non-famous writer, married to hot writer (yes, professionally)

"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this Conan destined to wear the jeweled crown upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!"

Literally never thought I would google THIS in a million years

No artist in any medium has had a bigger impact on my art or my worldview. Goodbye, David Lynch.

a boy with big feelings.

Ohhhhh my god china is going to steal my data? should we tell Kaiser Permanente? Should we throw a party?should we invite ticketmaster

This post brought to you by the extremely clunky exposition I just shoehorned into the chapter I just wrote

Why on crime shows are the cops always briefing each other as they get out of the car and walk to the crime scene?? You drove there together, did you not talk to each other at all???

Creep

There have been many wonderful things said about Andrew Pyper these last few days. Here’s a beautiful tribute from Craig Davidson: www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...

Well I’m fucked

❤️

Me and which 12 friends are going to buy this??

An ongoing series I like to call “Who Sleeps Like This??”

Book 1 of 2025: Intermezzo by Sally Rooney

The wind blew the gate shut and he is INDIGNANT

Wandering through Costco muttering “it’s too many, it’s too many!”

Find someone who looks at you like I look at every donkey at the donkey sanctuary

Wolf howling over his kill

I am both embarrassed and proud, somehow

This seals it: the next book is about orcas

Iggy stoned after the vet = baked potato?

I’m in the waiting room at the vet and there is a dog here named Ellen Barkin

No one has ever misunderstood a song quite as deeply as this woman on The Voice who said “Fancy” was about “achieving your dreams”

oh hey it's been a minute here's a new mixtape LOCAL SCENES is up! www.major7mag.com/post/special...

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

My books are neither literary nor commercial, but a secret third thing

This is how I find out my husband thinks my book is “magnificent,” I am going to remind him of this every day for the rest of his life

If you are in need of the perfect holiday gift for a loved one, family member, or work colleague, may I humbly suggest this warm snuggle of a novel? It's like a pair of cozy winter socks that keep your toes warm but also sprain your ankles. www.dundurn.com/books_/t2211...

New Iggy nickname just dropped

Also saving my second most popular tweet of all time, although first in my heart

Logged back into Twitter one last time to screenshot this for posterity

One of the best representations of what it’s like to live in a shitty rust belt Great Lakes city

Almost every single person on my flight to Halifax is wearing Taylor Swift merch, I now know who to blame for how fucking expensive the airfare was

ExtrEMELY excited for this despite my feelings on clowns