Jules & Lizzie the Tortie
@julesingreen.bsky.social
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I'm mostly here for the cats. And reality TV, books, drag queens, laughs. LGBTQIA+ Ally.
Share a green character for 🍀 or else the rest of the year you'll have terrible luck.
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When To Stream
about 6 hours ago
SIRĀT (2025) Streaming: April 6, 2026 Hulu
#SIRĀT
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Oscar Nominee SIRÂT Gets Hulu Streaming Premiere Date - When To Stream
In a surprisingly quick window, NEON's Oscar nominated drama SIRÂT is scheduled to make its SVOD debut early next month, arriving on Hulu on April 6th, 2026. The film world premiered at the 2025 Canne...
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I'm watching the final episodes of
#TheStaircase
(doc, not Colin Firth show), and it's so striking how different David (the lead counsel) is in his interactions with Michael when he's doing it all pro bono (grudgingly) after his release. I would be like, "I thought we were friends? 😭"
about 6 hours ago
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Do you have friends or family that are NOT mentally ill? I have a couple, and they are so much more capable and organized and thoughtful and not-flaky, and as I think about this, I'm getting mad. It's unfair! But I try to remember that when I'm comparing myself and telling myself I suck.
about 7 hours ago
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Well, I still don't have a driver's license, because beyond 2 years expired, you have to take the driving test again, so that's in May. Last time I did this was [redacted] years ago! But I do have a learner's permit.🤣 They told me I need a licensed driver with me at all times, and I said:
about 8 hours ago
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That's right, consumers/voters. We're THE LAST OF THEIR CONCERNS.
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about 13 hours ago
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I have to get a driver's license today. Mine has been expired for over 4 years. Yikes, I know.
about 14 hours ago
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A Booktube convinced me I need to read The Wind in the Willows. I have my childhood copy that I never read. $1.75. And look at my bookplate and puffy sticker! 💙📚
1 day ago
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#ILoveNewYork
! More people should be joining us on these watches. 1 of my favorite things w Chappell & Chantele is they will have full conversations on a tangent, or they'll tell stories about their wild nights out. You get recaps & stories!
#recapkickback
#rhap
#newyork
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Debbie Crochets
4 days ago
The sale of this basket (or anything) will help pay for the dogs Heartguard medicine i have to buy next week.Sales have been a bit slow. Thanks. Large Multi Color Crocheted Basket Tote: Heavy Duty Yarn Storage 19 x 12
debbiecrochets.etsy.com/listing/1806...
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Ok, I'm intrigued because some of these women are not going to be able to tolerate each other. 1st person to tell Julie she is a grifter who should be in prison gets my Stan card!
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1 day ago
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That's our Otter!
#TexasHockey
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1 day ago
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Still disappointed my choice for Best Picture didn't win, but I am going to watch OBAA again, because I liked it but don't even remember all of it.
1 day ago
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Still a little gagged that Teyana Taylor was cheering her ass off for Michael B Jordan while standing right next to Leonardo Di Caprio.
#oscars
2 days ago
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It sounds like my house is about to blow away.
2 days ago
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Yay! More Baby Yoda Show!
2 days ago
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I was at the funeral😢 and a Barbra Streisand concert broke out!
#Oscars
2 days ago
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I just got annoyed that all these famous actors are handsome.
#Oscars
2 days ago
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Did I just see Daphne Zuniga at the
#Oscars
? Special Award for her role as Princess Vespa in Spaceballs?
2 days ago
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Ok, I've watched Hamnet and Song Sung Blue today. Wanted to fit one more in, but it would be cutting it close. I don't usually watch awards shows anymore, but I'm gonna give it a try again tonight.
#Oscars
2 days ago
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Y'all have infiltrated my brain too much. I was at the ballet, and one of the guys kept looking like Hudson. I'm sure he doesn't, but from where I was sitting, same body, same hair, so I just pretended it was him the whole time.
3 days ago
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As expected, today I am dreading going to lunch and the ballet, just because I don't want to go anywhere. But I will! I haven't been to the ballet in so long. This week be fun, just me, my friend and her 12 year old daughter.
4 days ago
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SF Area
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4 days ago
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I found
#LCDLF6
on Peacock, but subtitles are only Spanish. I tried an episode, and I couldn't follow enough.
4 days ago
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Can't stop thinking about New York saying, "I'm a bird person now! I own binoculars! I also love squirrels!" So relatable. Women, as we get older, get so tired of the bullshit, even New York. We can still be wild, but mostly we just want peace and quiet now.
#houseofvillains
4 days ago
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GONZO the Ca'at
5 days ago
Pleez conseddir helpng Debra out, sheis a longtime frend and follower and can be trusted. DM her (her nott me) fore info on haow to 'zelle"
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I decided to go to the ballet with my friend and her daughter tomorrow, which will be fun. But it's made me feel like I'm forgetting something I have to do today. Just pre-social anxiety, I guess. Here's a video of my last ballet recital performance as a teen, before I hurt my back.
5 days ago
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E!
5 days ago
If you are going to have to read depressing news all day long, why not at least enjoy the irreverent telling of it?
@wonkettemedia.bsky.social
is a bright spot in all of this shittery.
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"Axis of Evil" 🤣🤣
#houseofvillains
5 days ago
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Johnny's got to go. Toxic man, misogynist/sexist. 🤮
#houseofvillains
5 days ago
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Ugh, I spent a long time this morning ordering groceries, but my stomach doesn't accept that those groceries aren't in the house yet. I won't have any snacks until then.
5 days ago
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My friend and her ballerina daughter invited me to the ballet on Saturday afternoon, and I can't decide if I should say yes. I know on Saturday I won't want to leave the house.
5 days ago
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Literally y'all
#heatedrivalry
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Lizard
6 days ago
200 follower giveaway 🥳 Like and reblog this post to enter to win a free painting of your pet :3 I’ll pick the winner on 3/18/26!
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Maris Kreizman
6 days ago
So proud to be a part of this project, and to have worked with so many excellent writers. I hope you love it. Thanks,
@sandyernestallen.bsky.social
for having me.
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Cats 🤝 Brittany Broski in drag makeup
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6 days ago
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Idiocracy ass country
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6 days ago
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They need to film all these, because I don't live in NYC, I can't afford to visit, but I'm dying to see this show! I wanted to see Cole Escola, I wanted to see Jinkx Monsoon, I wanted to see Tituss Burgess.
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6 days ago
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Book buying dilemma: I already have multiple copies of both Jane Eyre and Wuthering Heights. Jane Eyre is my favorite book. I already have the below version of WH. Should I buy the below version of JE just to have it? Is this hoarding?
6 days ago
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People should actually GO to the library and read physical books more. Just looked up a book I'd like to read, there's 1 hold on the physical copies, but about 80-100+ for the ebook and e-audiobook. Come on, people. (Makes it easier for me, though!) 💙📚
6 days ago
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What a movie you genuinely enjoy that's known for being bad?
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7 days ago
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Oh crap, I might have spoken too soon about Louis & Trey! 😦
#BattleCamp
7 days ago
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I'm finally watching
#BattleCamp
, and I'm surprised at the friendship between Trey and Louis. They're actually pretty cute together as friends, just dancing around in their cabin. This is definitely better than that other camp show with the teams of cops and friends, the one with Josh Duhamel.
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bryan
7 days ago
"Most Likely To"
#houseofvillains
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The Governor? Of Alabama? Is this one of those joke accounts?
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7 days ago
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If I were going to try
#DancingWithTheStars
, which season would you recommend? I have never watched a full episode.
7 days ago
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She saved the world. Again.
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7 days ago
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Literally me, even when Lizzie looks like she wants to kill me and it's thumping her tail.
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7 days ago
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Save Bandit!
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8 days ago
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This interview is taking me OUT! I've never seen Ziwe laugh this hard. NY is unhinged! 😂😭 I need
@chanfranfran.bsky.social
and
@chappellskickback.bsky.social
to see this (IF Chantele is allowed!) Is she going a little Kanye?
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TIFFANY POLLARD IS AN ICONIC GUEST | ZIWE INTERVIEW
YouTube video by Ziwe
https://youtu.be/J7iWHQUZOFk?si=ZqL5-MIEAcZ-3wSB
8 days ago
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