Won't be posting much. Cat bite, lots of pain. Did go to urgent care, taken care of. 👍

I'm always saying Lizzie only likes my singing when I sing a "real" song. She doesn't like my made-up songs. She's got taste, because look at that one. Sorry, Lizzie, I get it now.

Such a long stressful day, and it's not even moving day yet! (My brother, not me) Tomorrow will be long too, but I'll spend most of it alone with his cats while he freaks out about how much the slow ass movers are costing him. Today was ridiculous. I moved faster than the packers. 🤬

🎵🎤 Sittin' in an empty house... Waiting for the goddamn Verizon guy... Never on time...4 Hour Window of Suck....🎶

Ok, since there's no more sports being played until Fall, I'll have more time to watch TV/movies, knit, read, set up my library, get in shape, watch Big Brother feeds, and sleep.

SPORTS ARE STUPID

Very tempted to stop watching this playoff hockey game and just watch some Bravo. Or read this brand new book I got today. How long must I suffer. #TexasHockey

We are in the final stages of casting guys.. don’t wait to apply 💫

I just spent more money than I wanted to on groceries, plus the delivery service is renewing on Saturday, and I am certain I didn't buy enough food. But I needed the expensive stuff, like meat and tp and whatnot. I feel sick.

They're pulling funding from LIV Golf? This is hilarious, and I hope they all go bankrupt. Now who are you selling your integrity to? 😏

I got a picture yesterday of my brother's girl cat that I can share! She's such a cutie! She loves the Halloween tent!

I have so many different reading glasses with different magnifications, because of different book print sizes. This is me all the time.

Went to go buy my little 1mg Melatonin pills, but I guess I'm the only weenie on that dose, because now the lowest dose I saw was 3mg. Might have to cut these bad boys in half!

Stop saying things about Cirie if you're not going to use the hashtag!!

This completely changes how I view The Slammin' Salmon and Waiting.

Yes, it does.

I'm at my brother's place to help him with some stuff before he moves on Friday. He has barely done anything! Why are men so helpless sometimes? He's a legit genius (with some personality issues perhaps), but he gets so overwhelmed and can't figure out where to start and OH MY GOD WE ARE THE SAME

I'm ready to vote! Let me vote. Let Paxton win the R nomination and then lose, so we get rid of both Cornyn AND Paxton. 🤩

Wait a minute... Maybe I just need a ballroom? 🤔

I'm losing my mind today, I don't know why, I feel almost manic (or on the verge of an anxiety attack). I've tried putting my phone in another room (helps), exercising while watching hockey (helps), and now I'm eating girl dinner (bacon for protein, celery, carrots, cucumbers, Ranch for dipping). 🤪

I swear to god, are they putting some kind of drugs in our water? This man shouldn't even be ALLOWED in the Pentagon! I'm losing my everliving mind!

The number one leading cause of death of pregnant women…

Every time I come across this, I watch at least 4 times. Mike, you're making me so happy here! I don't even watch DWTS!

Okay Georgia Voters (!!) we have a job to do and it isn't just vote. We need to educate our friends, family, neighbors & coworkers. The incumbent Supreme Court Justices are listed on the Democratic Ballot. They are not Democrats & are Anti-Choice! Please tell your friends‼️ #GeorgiaElectionsbyAlice

Are they ever going to fix the goddamn setting where when you go away from the app for 0.3 seconds, when you come back it reloads to the top of your feed? @bsky.app Stop deleting my witty, hilarious responses when I go fact check myself! FUCK

Come, Let Us Celebrate What A Sh*tty Few Days Bari Weiss Has Had www.wonkette.com/p/come-let-u...

Oh, no wonder I felt so awful doing yard work. It's friggin' 95 degrees F outside! (35 C) It's not even May yet! 😭🥵 This is gonna be me in August:

Y'all, I got my crossbody bag today and it's perfect!! The quality is so, so good, I'm so happy. Highly recommended! Go to the link below and get 10% off! Thanks, Neonne/Dingo! 💚

Gunther has a second job?? #plundercats @bertie1.bsky.social

I went to go cut down some hackberry in my back yard, but it's too big for me. 😭 So I cut down a grossly overgrown bush in the front yard (one of about 6), and I am dying. And it's going to storm tomorrow, so wtf am I supposed to do with that shit in the front yard? Kill me.

I read 2 books this month that fit the theme for #catchatbookclub. Three Days in June by Anne Tyler was a very short read (I listened to the audiobook). I haven't read a lot of books by her, but this one was heavy on the quotidian details of a small family before, during, & after a wedding. (Cont.)

I really desperately need help for my dog Paulie. The heartworm diagnosis was unexpected since he tested negative in the kill shelter i rescued him from. He was listed to die, He has come this far, Please help!. He is a great dog and means the world to me! PLEASE REPOST AND SHARE IF YOU CAN`T HELP!

Wait, so maybe the alleged shooter in DC was just doing this! He hauled ass past security, thinking it was a Scientology dinner, and he forgot he had a shotgun, handgun, and knife in his pocket. It could happen to anyone. 🤷‍♀️

I NEED SOME FOLKS TO PLEASE SHARE IF YOU CANNOT HELP ! PLEASE HELP! If you cannot, PLEASE #SHARE ! PAULIE`S LIFE depends on it!!! gofund.me/a4c592bff #dogs #donate #help #fundraiser #staffordshire #pitbull #repost #share #heartworm

Today I watched The Last Showgirl followed by Cabaret. Quite the double feature, I must say. #brosephmovieclub

Not to be confused with this Michael

Op-Ed writers this week

I had to DNF a book I was really excited to read. 😔 Born to Be Hanged (pirates) was so boring! It's what I call Dad/man history, for all the dull middle-aged men who only read about WW2 or General Custer & watch docs about the old West or the Vietnam war & get into drinking expensive whiskey.

I'm up too early (4 hours of sleep? 🫩) and there's a cricket somewhere in my living room. It could be outside a window, but it sounds like it's in here. I'm trying to go back to bed.

If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty down about my small business. I’m working so hard but it’s been very quiet. It’s bloody difficult at the moment. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

Well, for once she was not lying.

WHCA Members:

#WHCA right now

Now isn't that the same woman agent who was there in Butler, PA when Trump's magic ear was nicked? #SUS

ok yeah no it was staged jesus christ

I got so pissed after the Stars game and this "shooting" that I decided to take a shower and scrubbed it down. But I'm still pissed off.

Argh, my stomach hurts. Go Stars!! ⭐🏒 #texashockey