The Republican healthcare plan and the end of the war in Iran are also “coming soon”

Gas prices are at their highest level since the pandemic. Inflation is surging. Grocery prices are near record highs. Housing costs are through the roof. Does that sound like a golden age to you?

I LOVE DROP DEAD SOOOO MUCH OMG 😭💕💕💕 I feel sooo lucky to get to experience Olivia’s music!!

EVERYTHING OLIVIA RODRIGO DOES IS ICONIC!!!!!! 💖💖💖

Respectfully to Chrissy, what does it mean to “not deserve” the end game??? Rizo is playing a solid game this season. I feel like she just doesn’t like him. #Survivor #Survivor50

Who is “the other side” they keep talking about. There is no middle. The “other side” is the “middle”

If they don’t start targeting Cirie soon that’s just bad gameplay on the part of everyone else #Survivor50 #Survivor

Rizo is so much more self aware than he gets credit for #Survivor50

Christian, and all of us, really enjoying ourselves right now. 😂#Survivor50

That shot in the dark was the most terrifying moment I've had all season. I seriously thought they were about to get saved. #Survivor50

Rizo: “Chrissy ain’t shit!” #Survivor50

It’s so crazy that they are upset that the Pope is advocating for peace as if that’s an extreme position to take. It’s even crazier when Trump literally campaigned on the very same thing. “The pro peace ticket” STFU

Trump is their Pope, and Trumpism is their religion.

This kind of confusion about when a significant event happened is extremely familiar to me, a child of a person who has been diagnosed with both vascular dementia and Alzheimer's disease.

I’m scared for what crap they are going to pull tonight #Survivor

AOC: Whether it’s people in the Epstein files still roaming free, or the president, a known rapist, continuing to occupy the White House, all of this has contributed to the normalization and the idea that incidents of harassment shouldn’t matter. And I think today was an important turning point

The double standard is INFURIATING. Tony Gonzalez NEEDS TO RESIGN

There is nothing funny about depicting yourself as Jesus

Happy Clean Out The Garage Day to all who celebrate. A Midwestern Dad holiday if ever there were one.

Putting Vance out there as the face of failure feels like an attempt at (non) impeachment insurance.

It’s honestly pretty fucked up that Go Fund Me takes a portion of all donations - especially in like life threatening circumstances

Stop showing stuff in the preview and then never showing it in the show!!!!!! It’s ANNOYING and RUDE

Trump fell for a scheme that didn’t work on multiple other people and we are paying the consequences

If no one rises up against the honor and integrity zoom alliance I’m gonna be PISSED #Survivor50

Trump wants a pat on the back for saving a guy he put in danger in the first place

happy Easter ✝️

lol I love Tiff so much

ON THE SAME DAY WE SEND A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON!!!!!!! #Survivor50 #Survivor

Doing a physical challenge for something like this is SO annoying!!!! Bring back old school challenges!!!! #Survivor50 #Survivor

Paradise was INSANE this show is SO GOOD #Paradise

The women (+ Rizo) of this season 🧡 #Survivor50

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH SAYING THIS SHIT

Which wars? I wish someone would ask him to name them

Lol

Genuinely wondering if Jeff is ok. He has been acting BIZARRE #Survivor50

It's not too late to just write "Stephenie" #Survivor50

Kamila and Jonathan’s relationship reminds me of Jonathan’s relationship with Maryanne

I'm thrilled to officially welcome to #Survivor 50... Rizzy Fields

They still have no clear reasoning for why they started this war. And they have no clear reason for why they are still engaging over there.

SCHIFF: I don't want to hold up the rest of what DHS does, so I've fully supported vote after vote to fund TSA KERNEN: That's a carve out. It's not a clean bill, which has been business as usual SCHIFF: Well, business as usual right now is people getting killed in the streets. So I'm not for that

He’s right. It’s revamping it in a TERRIBLE way

kudos to Jack in Silver Spring MD, surely on Bluesky

It’s not the mail-in voting that’s the problem, you see, it’s the bubbles that some voters fill in on those ballots

FOX NEWS: Why isn't Trump involved in trying to end the government shutdown? MIKE JOHNSON: I think he is involved FOX NEWS: He shot down the plan yesterday JOHNSON: Well, that's what's been reported FOX NEWS: He said it in the Oval Office

C-SPAN caller to Rep. Pete Sessions: "Your party has given the power of the presidency to an insane, pedophelic serial killer"

Can’t wait to deploy this gif at the start of lecture.

Save this tweet for next time Republicans attack people for “celebrating someone’s death”

There are people who will lose their jobs when they say this about Trump when he dies