Was there already someone named Caucasian Musk and that's why Elon named his kid Saxon?

A couple asked a bus driver for a free ride because they were going to meet their lawyer at Loews on a Saturday afternoon as it's well known for doing. Surprisingly the bus stopped outside Loews and they didn't get off

Mueller isn't coming

There are people who will lose their jobs when they say this about Trump when he dies

During the election Billy said Trump was all that was standing between us and madness and he kisses Trump's ass most of the time which of course isn't good enough for Trump

Imagine you can teleport and you go to Waffle House and not Paris

Did I like Ready Or Not 2? It was all right. If you liked the first one you'll probably like this one too. The villains are mostly powerful wealthy idiots who are sworn to the cause of evil obviously not connected to the real in any way. If you're done masturbating for the day you can go see this

When the Democrats retook Congress inn 2006 they stated they would defund there Iraq war. Bush then said he would send the troops to battle with no ammo itt body armor and the Democrats bought that ridiculous threat and passed his spending bills. The war went on for many more years

I know it's only March but Project Hail Mary is a hell of a movie and an instant classic. If a better movie comes out this year then it will be a hell of a year for movies. See it in theaters or wait for it to stream like a little bitch. Don't be a bitch

So the Metaverse really was just Zuckerberg trying to recreate Ready Player One with the world's worst gaming animation? There wasn't anything else?

One question not answered by the new Spider-Man trailer is: Will the post credits scene in Morbius with the Vulture finally pay off? That's all that real fans care about

I didn't see Trump saying something like this but I did think he'd ask if Godzilla was real

I used to work with a guy like Mullin. He claimed he'd been on covert missions to Cuba where he'd killed a man with his bare hands. He also claimed he'd been involved in the famous Blackhawk Down mission. He'd also gotten into 3 fights while working there and had been knocked out each time

Republicans really do support don't of there world's worst people. If they weren't so brown they'd probably be supporting the Iranian mullahs

About damn time youtu.be/8TZMtslA3UY?...

Maybe they can't ignore it but it won't be for lack of trying

It looks like Kat won't win which is a shame because both of her opponents give off strong "my constituents sent me to Washington to compromise with President Trump" energy

This Stephen King tweet reminds me of the excellent chance that Trump would hold up a child to thwart an assassination attempt anger that the New York Times anger other media would shrug it off

Everyone knows the cure for "turbo cancer" is raw milk so don't let this con artist charge you to say that

If Kat wins her primary today in IL-09 I promise to finally learn how to spell her last name. I'm not doing it till then because I've said before I don't want another Buttigieg situation where I learn the unusual name and they go down quick

President Trump continued "President Newsom does have two great kids named Ivanka and Don Jr"

This is how I feel when I find out my broker invested my money heavily in oil futures that have tripled in value

Tomorrow I'll celebrate St. Patrick's Day by filling my home with snakes and praying for them to go away

The woman at the bus stop screaming into her cell phone is complaining that everyone calls her crazy

It really is 2008 again. Markets go up for a day or two and everyone does a jig and says yay the recession is over then they drop again as if that wasn't entirely predictable

As far as I'm concerned he's Michael A. Jordan

Remember like 20 years ago when Trump tried to steal Greenland?

They should offer free pizza. That's how they get us to do things at work we don't want to do

Yes I think Carlson really did break the law. He's basically admitted he sent text messages to Iranians after he met with Trump in the White House but he's been vague about what he talked about and with whom he spoke. If they just talked about who's going to win Best Picture he would have said that

I didn't have to turn the sound on to see that a woman asked the question

The Academy gave Michael B. Jordan the Best Actor award because he got robbed a decade ago when he didn't win for Fantastic Four

Here's why your kids are still up and watching network tv

Tomorrow when you see assholes on various platforms whine that the Oscars is no place for political opinions just remember that's called an ad hominem attack made by people who absolutely hated the political opinions and that the ones bitching probably publicly express dozens of opinions every day

The lines read by the Bridesmaids cast shows how things can be if you have people with comedic timing and talent instead of hungover celebrities who didn't bother to show up for rehearsal

I almost wish they'd played off the mother of the school shooting victim just so I'd be able to be outraged about something besides Trump

I wonder what they'll do when Woody Allen, Harvey Weinstein or Roman Polanski dies

Remember when we'd all live tweet the Oscars hoping our awesome takes would be quoted by a major news or entertainment outlet only to see that they only quoted the tweets of famous people? Not that I'm bitter

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. I mean... Don't pee on my leg at all. For any reason. What the hell is wrong with you?

Jeffery Dahmer killed and ate his victims, a move critics say makes him a cannibal

This is a 72 year old man who just had rotator cuff surgery because he keeps doing push ups and pull ups to impress teenagers on Instagram

Now that the Straight of Hormuz is closed everyone in the government who's not Trump is claiming that they totally saw it coming but Trump ignored their warnings. The government is also made up of men too afraid of Trump to stop wearing the oversized uncomfortable shoes he gives them

I didn't care too much for Starfleet Academy until episode 6

Now imagine they all have Magneto powers because that's just as true

Many of us know what it's like when parents won't move to assisted living and make us do the work of nursing aides instead only to have them boast about how independent they are

Kat is always baking cookies but she never shares them. Where's my $1500?

Now imagine they all have Magneto powers because that's just as true

I'm waiting for what happened after 9/11 and during the Iraq war when people would say they heard of terrorist chatter that the a Catholic school bake sale outside of Omaha Nebraska was the next target of foreign sleeper cells

I'm not reading this article since it's over of those deals where a dozen pop ups appear but I am just assuming the guy complaining about lack of migrant labor voted for Trump

I don't know why they don't just but some of the same shoes in the correct size. I assume the reason is "they're not smart enough to think of that"

Vance use thinking "Just have to do this a few more months at the most till his heart finally gives up and I can create my Fourth Reich"