Dr Alban prescribing us all a big tune for tonight #TOTP

Crowded House ☺️☺️ #TOTP

Another Level - the musical equivalent of vaginal dryness #TOTP

Woah woah woah WOOOAH WOAH #TOTP

Hah hah hah hah Haaaarlem #TOTP #Banger

What an irritating little shit #TOTP

Not ashamed to say the I think c'est la vie is a bona fide banger #TOTP

WHAT ARE YOU LOIK! #TOTP

This Lighthouse Family song was played in a harrowing scene in some BBC drama and it's always made me uncomfortable

This Karen Ramirez track is banging #TOTO

Fucking Newcastle. Honestly

Stick that bubble machine up your arse, Potter

Just need my birthday boy Pedro to score now and I'll have had the best birthday ever

Sarrrrrrmaaaaaaan

Happy birthday to my birthday twin, Pedro Porro. Do us both proud today

Snake Hips Witter klaxon #TOTP

This is a man overburdened by mitochondrial challenges

Paul Merson really is an odious little cunt #SoccerSaturday

Noel Edmonds looks like he's escaped from an episode of Crystal Tipos & Alistair

#Yewtree #TOTP

That dancer in the green suit isn't dancing she's just trying to get her knickers out of her arse crack #TOTP

Probably my favourite Mariah Carey song. The squeaky warbling at a minimum #TOTP

In my head, I could absolutely boss some of those moves in the Run DMC Vs Jason Nevins video In reality, I've had a disc bulge for over a year and need help walking down the stairs #TOTP

Did anyone find out what she did look like with a chimney on her? #TOTP

Savage Ladygarden #TOTP

What is this shit? #TOTP

Odd child. He just made me make him a parking space for his hike before he’d get off it & eat his tea

Well fuck my hat, that Richarlison goal was filth

No one can ever tell me that The Sideboard Song isn't an absolute banger of a song

Boy in the striped pyjamas #GoWest #TOTP

Phil Collins. Also a Pratt #TOTP

Robbie Williams was a bit of a Pratt wasn't he? #TOTP

The man at the keyboards/decks looks like he should have his HD checked #TOTP

A lot better #ladidadidah #TOTP

Heather Small is not enjoyable to listen to #TOTP

People in the 90's would have shagged to this song #TOTP

RUN DMC JAM MASTER J #TOTP

Texas, Inspiring music lovers everywhere to take a bath with their toaster #TOTP

I take it back, a smear test is quicker and less painful than this #TOTP

Bryan Adams, the musical equivalent to getting a smear test #TOTP

Bryan Adams, the Canadian Coldplay #TOTP

Ooh my height twin #TOTP

This is music a holiday rep would use during aqua aerobics #TOTP

What in god's loving E.U is this shit? #TOTP

What is this utter cuntery? #TOTP

It's the best time of the week #TOTP

*plays The Littlest Hobo theme music wipes a tear*

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Snake Hips Witter looking cool , as per usual #TOTP

This episode of #TOTP is only saved because Shed Seven are coming up on it