First Christmas card arrived today. It's from my pension company, so it's nice to see where my money is going.

Happy with that Tottenham. Two wins on the bounce is a rarity these days

Vicario 🫣

🤡 ref is annoying me

Brilliant penalty that!! #COYS

How did that not go in!!

Which Tottenham are turning up today then.

45 years ago today

Joey Barton is still a tosser.

Is it too early for a Toby Carvery?

Glad I'm not a betting man! Congratulations Mark Selby UK Snooker Champion.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

Judd Trump is going to win isn't he.

So many unforced errors in this final

Selby is struggling a bit now. #Snooker

Selby looking good so far in the snooker

Last year my mum should have been celebrating her 70th birthday but because of alcohol, drugs and other terrible decisions we all forgot.

Selby doing what he does best. Brilliant player.

But then again some people are so far up their arse they're looking for a light switch.

If I was a big account like @ottoenglish.bsky.social I'd use alt text on my posts. Not difficult to help folk is it.

Games gone

I'll take that result.

Up the Spurs

Boxing Day curry flavour crisps. Dunno if they're a good idea yet.

Innings defeat for England coming up. Simply not good enough.

I don't know why I watch The Ashes. It's not enjoyable.

Oh super, the World Cup draw is basically the Donald Trump show. Fuck this shit.

England really do try my patience.

That was a great match tbh. John Higgins might have a sketchy past but he really is a legend of the game. Good on The Thumb for winning that. #Snooker

My YouTube recap has done me dirty on that 5th song. I've genuinely never listened to it.

I don't want Utd to win but seeing West Ham in the bottom three is funny. Also, can Mbeumo score please as it would help my fantasy football a fair bit.

Torn between wanting Shaun "The Thumb" Murphy or John "The Cheat" Higgins to win in the snooker tonight.

Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery

RIP the great, the legendary Steve Cropper. He composed (or co-composed) so many wonderful tunes - Soul Limbo, Time Is Tight, Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay and much more. Here's his understated guitar work on the fabulous Green Onions www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD6i...

Morning. Brew?

Headache.

I think we deserved something from that game. The ref was a tit and that penalty decision was pure bullshit.

Bloody hell!!!

Anthony Gordon is a twat. Pass it on.

Fuck the fuck off.

Oh hello. Where did that come from!!

Shit game anyway

Crazy times between Fulham and City.

England Vs Ghana is all very one way you'll be surprised to discover.

Stupid time for Spurs to kick off at Sid James Park.

How many are Tottenham going to lose buy tonight?

Tommy Walsh ruins Homes under the Hammer

Threw my cheese on toast on the floor. The stupid cat didn't even eat it.

It feels so much later than it is.

I've been attacked by this prick. Again.