Been sat in the garden listening to music from my youth.

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain I like watching the puddles gather rain And all I can do Is just pour some tea for two And speak my point of view But it's not sane It's not sane🎵

Hello

Have you heard the new Strokes single @mobyt72.bsky.social

Ye name not down, Ye not coming in.

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Do I have time to watch Threads or When the Wind Blows before Trump throws his dummy out the pram and presses the big red button?

Agatha Christie just stabbed me.

Farage hanging around Derek Chisora was about right for Nige wasn't it. Look everyone, I do have black friends! Oh look said friend beats up women.

Massive thank you @biggreenbooks.bsky.social for the speedy delivery of the book.

32 years and it still hurts

The Cure - Never Enough sounds a bit @jesusjonesband.bsky.social ish don't you think?

The Cure time...

Kate Bush is a goddess. #TOTP

I'm old enough to remember getting blocked on twitter by Janice Longs brother. #CheggersStoleTweets #TOTP

Shane MacGowan looked a young 29 year old there. #TOTP

That kid at the front dressed as Marc Bolan is getting on my nerves #TOTP

They've dined out on this for all of eternity haven't they. #TOTP

Keep the presenters away from them. #TOTP

Ricky Martin, there. #TOTP

If you've not seen Chemical Brothers I thoroughly recommend doing it. They're different gravy. #TOTP

Madness are grand but fuck me Suggs is a mardy twat #TOTP

I fucking love Pet Shop Boys. Won't hear a bad word said about them. #TOTP

I quite like a few songs by Five. Soz. #TOTP

Elvis Costello > Elvis Presley #TOTP

Donkey from Shrek > Ricky Martin #TOTP

I'm sure one of the backing dancers is H from Steps #TOTP

Nina Cardigan 🥰 #TOTP

I remember Synth and Strings but couldn't have ever told you who it was by. #TOTP

Fay has burnt shoulders #TOTP

Any of my followers into their Pretty Green clothing?

At least if Millwall go up, we'll avoid them for a season.

Middlesbrough, you useless twats.

Why is Tony Cascarino wearing Ronnie Corbetts glasses.

Simon Dudley is a fucking piece of shit.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 🚀

And another unclaimed #buyastrangerabook offer from @ginger-kid.bsky.social GK is offering to buy someone a copy of How to Build a Car by Adrian Newey. It's a beautiful coffee table book. Check this out and if it's something you'd like, just get in touch. UK only

This England team is dull.

They've appointmented him. Fuck'um.

Afternoon you and you but not you.

Every time I walk past the 'Spoons in my town there's always Reform councillors standing outside it. I know it's them because they always were that wanker tie.

#NowWatching The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Doing a mini roast dinner today.

Tottenham Hotspur are a joke

Igor the Terrible has gone then.

@wishusdonna.bsky.social Sky cock!!! 🤣🤣😂

I'm not having Spurs ladies ruin my weekend just because Spurs men aren't playing.