This horse is riding the bus without paying fare

Tubi's like, I know what you like, and unfortunately it's not wrong

Writing about sex (in the body sense) and how it is used to tell stories about the meaning and purpose of sex (in the fucking sense) means constantly using those exact parentheticals

I predict that either the library will be really busy today as parents try to fill the time with their very Christmas-excited children or it will be absolutely dead today as everyone does Christmas events, there will be no in between

imagine one day, hair grown out, i shave off my facial hair and then wear a normal t-shirt that doesn’t mask my chest at all. just to fuck with cis ppl a little bit.

Toad looked at the sunshine coming through the window. “Frog,” he said, “I am so glad that you came over.” “I always do,” said Frog.

my hair has gotten a lil shaggy and it was doing this little feminine swoop today that used to mean endless feminine gendering but today at the store another person needed to grab something where I was standing and said “excuse me sir” so maybe it is finally time. maybe i can grow out my hair.

Someone is out on their little boat on the Willamette and that should be me

Written on the informative whiteboard at work is the sentence "Dr Seuss didn't create Snoopy" and I have questions about why this needed to be there

Becoming a Visible Man by Jamison Green

Life when trimet lets you look out the window

i am still off all of my creative routines and certain that i will never finish anything ever again, so tomorrow i will sit down with the planner and we will put ourselves back on scheduling shit out, goddammit

watched a gay christmas movie that had a 13+ rating and it was the most chaste thing i have ever seen so i can only presume that rating was because gay men kiss in it and for no other reason

I swear I’ve been trying to write something for real but I got distracted by reading samples of anti-queer books bc they’re just so fucking funny

i didn’t know richard a. cohen was still writing anti-gay books and this is so fucking funny oh wow three whole years, really shows you the ins and outs of the “homosexual lifestyle”

i see your “the kids don’t read anymore” complaints and raise you witnessing a child who couldn’t be more than 10 reading a book while walking in the pouring rain. just absolute waterlogged of a book

every time we think we’ve finally finished dealing with the water intrusion in the basement, there’s another issue. soon though, soon. soon it will be done, we can clean the carpet, and then we can have a pls celebrate our dry basement party

the only one making the assumption that any instance of googling “bieber” means “justin bieber” is you, ai overview

face tanked the rain this morning to go to the gym so now i get to hunker down drinking tea and not feel stir-crazy with lack of exercise

I’d make a great Christmas movie boyfriend melting the heart of the anti-Christmas city living woman

Tragedy: I don't know where I put ANY of my glue sticks in the move

Before I could write l obsessed with pretending I could write (and pretending I could read) so writing at first was mostly an excuse to keep putting a pen/pencil to paper

What's that? You want a dairy free version of a dessert and don't want everything you eat to taste of coconut all the damn time? Is that even possible?

i get into bad creative states because i am driven by an intense desire to make things that excite other people & that is why i want to make MORE things but if i haven’t finished anything in awhile i don’t have other ppl’s excitement to fuel me & get convinced nothing i do matters

should go to bed but holiday in handcuffs autoplayed after snowglobe christmas and that movie is always too captivating in how absolutely bonkers it is to stop watching

it’s always interesting to me how parents see their children cutting off contact with them as a power game. that the reason you would do it is to assert power over them, that you experience no other emotion in this process other than gleefully asserting power over them by not speaking to them.

should i grow my hair out y/n

defining “what is a woman” by going “god created eve and went ‘that’s a woman’ it’s as simple as that” is really fucking funny adult human eve

How do I make it so I never have to see anything Harry Potter related ever again for my entire life

y'all have got to start making 'zines . I don't care if they're bad. Sometimes it's better if they are. I just need everyone who reads this to make a 'zine.

begging the universe to love me (she is indifferent) to avoid the vulnerability of asking it of others

Wish circles existed here like they used to forever ago so I could include everyone I know IRL and talk about my view out the window

I am a pile of mistakes that I hide inside all of my bones hoping no one figures out how bad I am at absolutely everything

I am a raccoon who is having a hard time

me: im sad and lonely my brain: maybe to fix it you should isolate yourself and be even more sad and lonely

nothing quite like seeing the red nose on the white stag sign, en route to spending time with family

No one can fuck shit up more than a cis man who thinks he can diy his own house

The amount of terrible books I have to sift thru to get to a decent book is... insufferable

Being a writer helps you to develop a real big vocabulary, which is good. Like real good. Real, real good.

love looking up a quote that seems a little too pithy to be real & ai overview is just like “oh yes it’s very real“ and all its links are like. fb and linkedin & such & then i’m like okay…& then search w/ the word “source” so ai overview can be like “okay so there’s no. source. actually”

i don’t disbelieve any one person who tells me that the bus is time and distance prohibitive, but since it is almost always absolutely every single driver sometimes i do wonder if some drivers are just like, well the bus will take longer, so…i can’t. like yes, that is the nature of buses.

I love them

The anti-mask cult won a big part of the culture war. It’s just wild that I’m at a major hospital and wearing masks isn’t even recommended, let alone required, while there are signs everywhere asking us to wash our hands, simply because washing hands was never turned into a culture war.

Reading for hours on the deck on a nice day might just become my life

It is very sunny out and also I haven't shaved in like 2 months

Keep forgetting to post that I'll be vending at Crafty Wonderland Holiday Market this weekend!!!! Portland please show up and support this 250+ group of rad makers! craftywonderland.com