Classics, for sure, but I'd have trouble making a list that doesn't include Taylor Tomlinson and Josh Johnson. Anytime I open TikTok and see one of them, I have to stop and watch; it will always be fantastic. Not really sure who my other two would be, tbh.

I painted more Blood Bowl... tokens. 😅 In my defense, these will be useful for any game with any team, and the models are only useful for one team.

"Now, what's cooler than being cool?" "Tap Cold!" "I can't hear ya! I say what's, what's cooler than being cool?" "Tap Cold!" "All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right..."

Finally working on getting a Blood Bowl team painted. So far just their accessories. Today I'll probably work on the Skaven models themselves.

"Superheroes aren't some weird kink thing, it's just a power fantasy!" Clint Barton, the moment he gets actual superpowers:

The only one I doubt is Garak. Not because he'd be above it, morally, but because he'd already know there's nothing of interest in there and he should really be intercepting and reading my Discord messages instead.

Golf Girl by Caravan. A song that tickles me because rather than a usual song structure with a refrain and all that... Dude sings a story, then there's a musical interlude, then he sings the exact same story with the exact same words and notes as the first half of the song, but in a different key.

Hi, I’m Jen! In 2025 I turned 40, came out as trans, & lost my job (in that order). Somewhere in there my posts got interesting 🤷🏻‍♀️ You should figure out a way to hire me for a gig that pays enough for more piercings (and maybe some higher-maintenance hair 👀) Oh, and start HRT if you haven’t yet 😉💖

Is this a real thing, though? Does estrogen make butts rounder? Because mine is already pretty round... I'm going to be a *menace* if it gets any nicer. 😅

It's complicated; I've suspected something was up since Halloween 2003 when I first dressed as a woman. I definitely called myself genderfluid for a while, and used he/they in September 2021. This post is really what I consider my egg-cracking moment, though. bsky.app/profile/char...

Definitely getting some overtime this week. 😵‍💫 I can't tell for sure, but it seems like our order volume is higher than normal this year. (I work at a local board game shop that also does a lot of online business.) Anyway, time to go in for what will probably be another 11 hour day...

something that never happened to me before is when you are loved, your walls are slowly being taken down and you are surprised by your own self with discoveries i have learned so much about myself, it's awesome also, i love my wife so much

It's really cold out, but the dog needs her evening walk. 😅

Remember when terrible men made a terrible cut of Avengers: Endgame that removed Captain Marvel, scenes of men hugging, and anything else that made them feel funny? No? Well I remember. What if we did that with Buffy, but cut out Xander Harris entirely? I wonder if you could make that work...

Also, how much is the normal amount?

New profile picture! My wife helped me with my makeup. I don't like how much stubble shows through, even after freshly shaving, but I think a better razor and maybe some more concealer could help. I dunno, I'll keep trying. In the mean time, I'm pretty happy with the look. 😁

Tfw your wife uses a flyswatter to kill 2 wasps before breakfast, and 3 more later that morning.

The lighting in this cabin in the morning is awesome.

I've always been exclusively attracted to women. Knowing that makes me gay is a new development, but calling myself straight always seemed kinda off.

It occurred to me today that my perception of how likely it is for a woman to be bisexual may be skewed thanks to my dating experience. And that just because most women I've talked about dating preferences with are bi, that doesn't mean most women in general are.

Ignoring the weird choice of age ranges... apparently my taste in porn is more similar to someone of a younger generation (unlike my taste in music). No, I'm not going to elaborate.

A Quiet Place (2018) There is no explanation you can give for why the aliens can run through a dense forest to kill you but can't tell a human is a few feet away in a basement. The internal logic of the movie makes no sense and it's just constant emotional manipulation. Hated every minute of it.

Doing a quick search, I came across this one. I'm sure it's meant to imply that the boy is gazing at the women longingly because he wishes he could date them or whatever, but it's easy to interpret (imo) as him gazing longingly because he wishes he could *be* them.

Me a month ago: Oh look, a handy chart. Looks like it'll be 2-6 months before I notice any breast growth at all, and 2-3 years before they're finished. That's fine, I waited years to even start transitioning, I can wait a bit longer. Me now: Where the heck are my boobs? This is bullshit.

My doctor: And you know this can cause infertility, right? Me: Probably not as much as the vasectomy I had like 10 years ago.

I'm afraid it very much is. 😅 The Internet is 36 years old, and Newgrounds came about when it was 6.

My favorite Isekai story is the album Time by the band ELO.

If a "wife guy" transitions, does she become a "wife gal"? Or is strong affection just considered the default for lesbians?

If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.

So I've known for a while (for longer than I admitted to myself I was a woman, lol) that my favorite style of clothing is boho. I don't love the name, but I adore the look. I want all the pretty flowy clothing.

Anyway, now for a funnier story of holiday decorating. So as we're going through boxes of decorations, my wife opens one, opens some newspaper, and says, "Oh, I don't like that!" in a tone that sounds like she just saw something move by itself in a creepy old house.

I've always enjoyed the aesthetic of Christmas. I'm not religious at all, but the tree, the lights, the ornaments... It all makes me happy. Haven't felt like decorating for... a number of years now, didn't feel worth the effort. But we did this year and it makes me very happy.

I’m so excited, my favorite Wrapped just dropped!

Halloween 2003, the first time I dressed femme. My girlfriend at the time convinced me to do it; I believe the skirt and boots were hers, we bought the rest specifically for this. The boobs were definitely water balloons. She did my makeup.

Whatever, I'll just enjoy this trash song enough to make up for all the haters.

At first I was confused; I didn't think I call people mean very often, or talk about meanness in general. But then I realized how often I start a reply with the phrase "I mean" and now I'm going to be thinking about that a lot.

Okay I'll bite @profanity.accountant

The toxic fans.

Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.

The "what's mom doing in the kitchen" fandom is going nuts right now. This is like GenCon for her.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? ... I think they'll figure it out.

On the 7th Guest soundtrack, at the start of the song, The Game, there is some backwards speech being played. This is actually a voicemail message about how the choir should sound during the previous song, Chapel Pain. I no longer remember where I read this fact.

You know when you're tied, but you have stuff you need to do before you can go to sleep for the night, but you're tired and didn't want to do it, so you just let in bed not doing it but not sleeping so you end up staying up too late? Yeah, it sucks, someone should really solve that.

Movie set where I grew up. I've never seen it, but apparently this was filmed in (and at least implicitly, if not explicitly, takes place in) the city where I grew up. Looking at the reviews, I'll probably pass. 😅

I still sincerely believe, to this day, that I would, in fact, download a car.

I will never stop thinking about how cool it was that their wings folded in the front and looked like capes when they did. Such a clever character design.

The government can't nullify my gay marriage if they refuse to acknowledge my actual gender. Checkmate, idiots.

Couple of firsts today; first time coming out to someone in person (lowest stakes possible since they're like 10 years old and nonbinary) and also my first time in an in-person social setting actually using my new name and pronouns. I don't think I was quite prepared for how nice it would feel.

Quote post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in It's hilarious to me that I went to find the official music video for "All Star" by Smash Mouth to say "Shrek, obviously" and then I find out that the start of the video is a Mystery Men bit.