Holding a gun to Orhan Pamuk’s head until he shares his Nobel Laurent with me.

I hope she gets a share of the FIFA Achievements in Peace award as well

We’ve fallen so far

I’ve been making wood boxes! I’ll post pics after trivia

By your mid-40s you should know most of the writers on SNL, but not when the show actually airs

49ers lost because of those xfl unis

I think part of their reasoning was that couping a bunch of western hemisphere countries will cause immigrants to go back/give us an excuse to deport more. But directly involving yourself in to another nations governance usually has the opposite effect.

Needless to say, we are waaaay off the HoI4 map

Early aughts are so back. Time for me to get a leather jacket again

Great ep!

I remember. Streicher made a fortune off of inflammatory, dehumanizing propaganda against Jews from his paper Dur Sturmer. He was hung by the neck until he died in October of 1946.

Taking home a quart of artichoke dip from work

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

As his hand dropped and the snow globe slipped from his hand, Musk uttered one last cryptic phrase, “Virtual Boy,” and died.

Woah, I made it happen 😳

And now, your #Daily_Awesome: youtu.be/DeIAQWIg9Ks?...

He was soooo close

And now, the doldrums

I was REMEMBERING a Rex Banner quote and suddenly I said, “that’s Dave Thomas!” I don’t think I’ve ever pinpointed a voice from a memory before

Stephen Fry getting voted of Celebrity Traitors

Trump ran a very identity politics campaign in 2024, JD Vance is giving speeches going “it’s ok to be white,” Kamala Harris avoided identity politics, even dismissed prompts to bait her into it with “same old tired playbook, next question.” And yet. By “identity politics,” a lot just mean identity.

Man, Kevin Corrigan WORKS 🫨

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The impoverishment of the form of masculinity which cannot allow the vulnerability to prize those moments more than simple physical gratification is astounding to me. We have raised our boys without chests and their hearts are now being pumped full of bile by broken boy-men with podcasts.

I think there may have been one time where someone was mad at a post, but then I did nothing and nothing bad happened so that’s over now.

You see Simon, there's three kinds of "there". There's "there", t-h-e-r-e: "There are the donuts." Then there's "their", t-h-e-i-r, which is the possessive: "It is their donut." Then finally, there's "they're", t-h-e-y-apostrophe-r-e. A contraction meaning: "They're... they're the donut people."

Me when I learned how to properly sharpen my chisels

I’m either a goatherd former Archmage or a widowed former child priestess of the dark powers just trying to raise this poor young girl (who is also a dragon)

Share a great female villain

Starting to think Jared Leto had a copy of the real Epstein files

The isb girl monitoring me: he has too much street wisdom, his heart is too big, he smoke more different than anyone, his bitch is too bad. We have to take him out.

Terry Bradshaw almost said the Baltimore Revans!!

Ladies and Gentlemen… the week-end!

My wife calls chicken the “c-word” around the animals. So sometime she earnestly says to the dog or one of the cats, “Don’t steal my c-word”

so much chocolate. gotta cut it with crackers

Mitchell said this song is from Frodo’s perspective thinking about the protection of Galadriel’s vial:

Data’s Satisfactory Food Factory

In Wisconsin, your parents are required to buy Packer gear for your new dog for Christmas.

Duhamel didn’t take his shirt off! wtf?!

For the NFL Halloween game, they’re going to force the best players to eat a whole plastic pumpkin full of candy at the end of the game

no condiments are wholesome. desserts are objectionable

My only wish this Christmas is food on every empty table, roofs over ever head, warmth in every cold home and peace on earth. Goodwill to all. Shout out to everybody on the no days off schedule working tonight.

Historic suffragette cookbook! Coool

Prince Hal wants ribs but they have paprika 😿 He’ll be getting so many treats when we open stocking though 😸

Everyone knows the Thermals dealt a mortal blow to the neoconservative-evangelical coalition in 2006 with the album “The Body, the Blood, the Machine.” And interestingly, they haven’t had an album since 2016 🤔 I think we know what needs to happen

Why isn’t it Santo Clause?