I kinda miss the tide of shitty takes that would come in with every new Star Wars.

Not mine Jaxson Dart is a bum

This is one with Moriarty

GroGU to the Theaters!

Unions! "The South Korean chipmaker struck a last-minute deal with its union to avert an 18-day strike, unlocking a $26.6 billion payout pool"

Yo, Broccoli Robb is making a run for smokes and another case of old Milwaukee. Anyone need anything else?

This is how you get balrogs

Pfft, under 3? That means plenty of time to drop in a 15 minute intermission. Do it coward!

right, and i think that’s where i think i’d end up, the universe already has the tension of a…post-Reformation set of relations. I think maybe some earlier lore that made “early church fathers of the Force” echo the dual options, you could tease out a sect or movement for restoration

Check out this tumescent hose

Whenever they have audience participation bits the audience members are always charmingly funny.

I hate it whenever “Are you gonna be my girl” comes on and it’s not “Lust for life”

My wife just called Guy Montgomery, Guy Fieri

I was getting a little frantic with no Bluesky. I scrolled a couple news sites. I did some productive things around the house. Thank God that time has passed

Tonight’s movie club is Dr Strangelove. Much has been said about this movie, but I’d like to focus on Slim Pickens and how he basically invented an entire genre of funny voices.

Im just excited everyone is talking about Greek mythology! Let’s have a $250 million Orpheus!

“When I'm at war I insist on a slaughter And getting it on with the hangman's daughter She needs release She needs to feel at ease with her father - The fucking maniac!” European Oils, Destroyer: Destroyer’s Rubies 2006 No idea what it means.

“it should be <somebody already super famous>” no it should not. it should be some scrappy kid from the west end who’s killed in a couple of indies

*RFK Jr voice* “I’m putting together a team…”

18 day update

We’re halfway through fellas! Stay strong and finish strong for No Motility May!

Achilles was an Alan Ritchson type gigachad with tree trunks for arms and also, when he was in King Lycomedes’ court disguised as a lady-in-waiting, Odysseus, canonically one of the smarter guys in the heroic age, wasn’t able to pick him out of a lineup.

FOX-GLOVE! BEARD-TONGUE! *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* (mine’s not flowering yet)

Tim! Looking like the basketball Jedi that he is. Give that man a light saber.

Was Tim Duncan the Bullseye (comic character) of basketball? #daredevil

If the NBA was an anime, players would retire, but just continue to increase their skills exponentially until they became god-like masters of the rock living out in the wilderness. this is what they would look like.

A Woman Under the Influence and Grogu

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

*RFK Jr voice* “Steve McQueen was basically hauling around two milk bottles worth of his essence. Ali MacGraw never knew what hit her. And ya know today, Glen Powell, our cummiest American can only fill an 8oz milk carton. It’s simply NOT. ENOUGH.”

*extremely niche voter voice* “THIS IS WHAT I VOTED FOR!” (more cum)

It’s been a full week of listening, and I am pleased to announce that we’re raising another “PERFECT ALBUM” banner into the rafters! Please stand and clap for yooouuuuuur… Aimee Mann’s “Fucking Smilers” 👏 👏

Seeing the “Sickos” painting is on my bucket list

It's very much a product of its time. (Sucked, wasn't good, looked like shit, no aura, awful, dumb, produced by evil people)

Happy Mother’s Day!

S3E7 Day of the Dove is one of the first TOS episode where Klingons start to feel like Klingons. Another great performance by Michael Ansara (Kang). Oh, and a LOT of brownface

Sometimes you are not given what you searched for, but what you need

You find so many interesting plants when you let your yard go to hell

Best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only.

“Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man” stresses me out, man 😥

Bad analysis. No, the fact that twee Scottish pop didn’t come to dominate the global music charts is the real reason why we live in hell.

@veerswatch.bsky.social got a new recruit for ya

Supreme Court judges are not just a buncha political a-holes in robes! They are wizards who read the foundational Lawmagiks from the leaves of the Eternal Tree of Justice!

I could use this cat like a pillow and she wouldn’t care

I have no control over the franchise and none of you do either (except Mr Hidalgo)

If Musk and the entire DOGE team aren't indicted for negligent homicide in the next Democratic administration, then I have no idea what the fuck we're doing as a society anymore. Same goes for SCOTUS and the deaths resulting from them overturning Roe v. Wade.

Youth Jedi Pastor voice: “you know who else chopped their best friend into bits to leave by a river of lava” 😊

You says “May the Fourth be with you,” not “happy holidays”

Of trivia night doesn’t have any Star Wars questions I’m going to be pissed #maythe4th