Bad Bunny slayed

Seems like the best defense for a Minneapolis protestor would be a #$TSLA cybertruck. What with its bulletproof windows, instant torque, AWD, and doors that even the driver can't open if he wanted to.

only pedophiles invest in #$TSLA

"@grok, put them in bikinis"

You love to hear it, but this is like Kara Fuckin Swisher complaining about all the racist grifting billionaires who are currently destroying our country. The very same billionaires upon which she built her entire identity via her relentless idolization and fluffing of said.

Brock Spack looks like Coach Duggs after 2.5 months of Wegovy

A Mayfly's lifespan is a mere 24 hours. This seems very brief, but in fact it is 100X longer than it takes to expose another Trump lie. images.sussexwildlifetrust.org.uk/Blog/untitle...

Now we know the “insider” on Polymarket likely works for the Post or the Times

The Texas Tech offense has entered the portal

Did I awaken today in some sort of alternate universe where anyone on this planet should give a shit about anything Nicki Minaj says or thinks?

The worst part about attending football games in person is Mr TV Timeout Guy. I HATE that guy. And watching the game on the ESPN 4k feed reminds me if how much I hate that guy.

Please, can just ONE american watch this address and just share the cliffs notes here? Make sure he knows the ratings SUCK

Someone is gonna win their 2025 fantasy league with Phillip Rivers as their starting qb

Did I accidentally tune into an NFL on Amazon Prime game? This is terrible shit

Booger thinks the CFP has gotten too woke

One interesting game in the entire first round of the college football playoffs. Well done, committee.

Yikes. #TESLA #DEADLY #SHITBOX

Judging by the frantic number of texts I've been receiving from Land's End about their ever increasing discount percentages (currently sitting at 60% "cyberdeals") I'm guessing things aren't going great there.

Younghoe Koocaine is a hell of a drug

This should be a global law, with much stiffer fines involved

So I ordered some tea (~$60 worth) from Singapore. Trump's tariffs are only a tiny fraction of the stupid "DUTY TAX PROCESSING" fee that DHL assessed. What a scam.

We'll make great pets

Trump’s DOJ is officiating this Oregon game??

YouTubeTV subscribers should be glad that they’ve been spared from this miserable display of football

Tesla's executive in charge of the Cybertrocity is leaving $TSLA. This fool should be in a bread line somewhere

What the fuck is Cuomo gonna do in Florida? That fuckin guy is gonna sell grey market electronics in South Beach

Trump’s ass was completely blown out in the latest referendum. SAD!!!

Anyone who tows the MAGA line should redneckognize that their little shitty racist party days are numbered

To all the moron fake republican MAGA ASSHOLES that hitched their wagons to the Trump train I bid you a hearty FUCK OFF. And to those “republicans” who were too afraid to speak up against that orange criminal, I also invite you to eat that steamed shit sandwich.

People are losing their minds because they can’t watch football on ABC and all you need is a $5 antenna plugged into the back of your TV

If the title of your article or blog or whatever starts with “I asked ChatGPT…” I’m not only not clicking the link, I am blocking your outlet for eternity

Feel terrible we had to travel this weekend and our usual neighborhood backups were also unavailable and our doorbell has been blowing up all night with trick or treaters.

The ref should’ve let the clock run out and said “I thought you were clapping, Kirby”

LMAO, the “Road Trip with ChatGPT” ad that’s airing on TV shows how dumb chatgpt is. Blue Ridge Parkway is a 5 hour drive from Blue Ridge, GA youtu.be/go4o6jiy8qE

ESPN snagged an exclusive interview with James Franklin for College Gameday tomorrow. Sneak peek:

I told y’all James Franklin sucks. Now he’s fired!

I'm right there with you, Ms. Goodall.

Sure, why not? www.nytimes.com/athletic/668...

US Gov't: "Find me the worst chatbot on the market and let's do a deal" XAI: "Your chariot awaits. Sign here"

American citizens can’t trust this administration to follow American values. We can’t blame foreign citizens for boycotting this existential shitshow

Sinclair Media Group still sucks. This clip is from 8 years ago and back then they were trying to merge with Tribune (which eventually merged with Nexstar). Still sleaze youtu.be/GvtNyOzGogc

Sinclair can fuck ALL the way off. They’ve already destroyed regional sports broadcasting (resulting in a messy bankruptcy of their subsidiary) and now they’re showing their entire asses again

“Fate Loves Irony” – Elon Musk

Wtf FOX NEWS ratted out one of their own. How does that even happen?? www.foxnews.com/us/kentucky-...

Just saw a flash of the Emmys and I see that Seth Rogen skinned BOTH of my great grandma’s davenports from different rooms