At what cost, though? Norway has been the wind beneath Fascist Elon Musk and Tesla’s wings. Fuck you, Norway.

Tuned in to see coverage of this and my wife says “the mentalist didn’t see this coming?”

Nicki Minaj is the only one who has one, and she got hers for free?? xcancel.com/NICKIMINAJ/s... www.instagram.com/p/DUF8OeEjgz2/

Some 7+ years ago Elon lied to everyone and said HW3 was all that was needed to finally unlock the promised Full Self Driving capabilities of his purely bullshit vision-only system. I called it out then. It’s always been a lie.

The Ellisons should definitely buy it

This is real American innovation

It’s funny that anything related to Fox (anything) thinks that we should trust anything from the “FBI”

Too much cheese is too much. The correct amount is perfect. Fight me.

Hell yeah my nephew’s girlfriend’s family drove down from Wisconsin to help my nephew and her move into their new apt and brought us (I mean me and my wife, not my nephew) some more Spotted Cow.

Apple bears the burden of responsibility here. I actually reported the X app in the App Store for this reason.

Bird in a brick hole

It’s unbelievable that ICE was the first to pop the hatch of that Orion capsule

KKKaroline Leavitt is so completely full of shit...

Good morning, Northwest Georgia! It’s Election Day. This is your moment to be heard — for your family and your future. I’ve spent 40 years in uniform. I know what’s at stake, and I’ll always fight to protect our kids from another forever war. Get up. Get in line. Go vote. #GA14

Eyes, burning. Sneezes, churning. This is Atlanta in late March/early April. The weather is fantastic. Wish it didn’t suck to exist.

Specialized “sex arm”?

The sooner we can eliminate lithium-ion batteries in EVs, the better! Scary stuff #Lucid #Gravity #EVFires

Want to end your career permanently? Go ahead and join Donald J Trump’s team

I need this mixtape

Quick! NOBODY TUNE IN TO TRUMP’s ADDRESS TONIGHT

I don’t like Kid Rock

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have is a very based son named Saxon. He unironically ordered a cheeseburger in an omakase setting."

Oh, fun!

Not the Onion

At least we won’t have to see Roidy McShrimpdick on TV anymore

It’s already a colossal failure.

Huh?

Trump says the war will be over “When I can feel it down in my plums”

I might agree with MTG on one or two issues, but she’s still a complete fucking idiot.

SOURCES: U.S. STRIKE LIKELY HIT IRAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DUE TO OUTDATED INTELLIGENCE ON NEARBY NAVAL BASE It would be far more believable if the Pentagon claimed that they gained their intelligence from Grok

Kristi Noem could've filmed over 420 TV adverts with this kind of money

These sudden leaks about Kegsbreath's glow-up spending spree has to be a precursor to Trump canning his ass.

Was this meant to be a DM to the 🦅☠️Secretary of War☠️🦅

Hegseth: "AT THE DEPT OF *WAR* WE ARE NOT BOUND BY ANY OF YOUR SOFT WOKE-ASS RULES OF ENGAGEMENT!!!"" Sen John Kennedy: "WHAT A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE MISTAKE.... I CAN ASSURE YOU IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL. THAT'S THE SORT OF THING RUSSIA DOES. WE DON'T DO THAT"

Holy crap. I just read Trump “isn’t happy”

DOGE Recruiting Office: “Are you dumb enough to trust ChatGPT? Yes? You’re perfect for the job!”

Still amazing how often the Google AI thing that now pops up as The Most Definitive Answer to millions of questions is based on literally just one Reddit commenter

I’m in my feels tonight

There are 10 days until the special election to fill the seat vacated by Marjorie Taylor Greene. 20 Republicans are running. One Democrat is running. I’m that Democrat. This is how we win. This seat will give the congress to the Democratic Party! I’m Shawn Harris. I’m that Democrat.

Guys, next time you’re adjacent to the Situation Room, try the tableside Bananas Foster. It will blow your mind.

The Department of War wants Mass Surveillance and Autonomous Killing Machines? Well they’re in luck. Their bestie Elon Musk has been perfecting the technology for years.

Has anyone checked Polymarket or Kalshi on this?

President Crashout

I hated Elon Musk way before it was cool

Bad Bunny slayed