It was fucking cold, and the snow was heavy, but the energy of this crowd warmed my heart.

Are spaghetti-Os a type of pizza bagel? I need a New Yorker to answer this.

So long as there is dancing in Gaza Israel will never win. Joy can abide suffering, but misery cannot abide joy. Yes, things are bad, but together we shall dance our way out of hell.

Incredible! Cop acts like a human for once

The US is still a European colony. Europe simply pretends that the US is in charge so they can force Americans to pay for European wars, Occupying European colonies, expanding European interests and protecting Europe from invasion. And then y'all have the GALL to insult US!

The Dems aren't doing anything because they know the government collapsed years ago and they're only pretending to still have power. If they defunded the police tomorrow nothing would change.

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

I'm not saying that liberals are worse than fascists, but I am saying that if liberals disappeared then fascists wouldn't be a problem.

The current ICE situation explained in Guild Wars 2 terms: Red pushed in on EBG, but Green was clouding, so red switched to blue borderlands only to find green clouding there too AND they were outnumbered. So red comm ragequit and tried to change servers, but now they might get banned.

We’d be better off with no govt…periodt! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

It speaks volumes to the sheer arrogance of fascists that liberals can manufacture an entire orphan crusher for these jackasses and they still fail! Notice how I insulted someone without resorting to ableism. That's called creativity.

Just realized I can stuff peppers with tofu. This is a game changer!

Gavin Newsom is who Elon Musk is trying to be

I could see @slimemildred.bsky.social making a video about this. Either from a horror angle or as an analysis of mental healthcare and the prison industrial complex. Maybe both.

The Santa Cause has to be the best psychological horror movie ever made. A man watches someone die, then over the next year he gradually turns into said dead man while everyone gaslights him, takes away his child, and finally puts him in jail.

Finding out Jack Black is a Zionist was not nearly as shocking as finding out he's white.

I'm not joking. My doctor and my dentist have both asked me to stop drinking straight lemon juice with salt. Apparently it was "Rotting my teeth and giving me ulcers".

Need a caffeine free energy drink. Sometimes I want to drink something that tastes like someone ground up smarties in a glass of lemonade and battery acid, but I also need to sleep later. I'd drink straight lemon juice, but my doctor and dentist have asked me to stop...

Anarchism is great because the stereotype is some SLC punk with liberty spikes, but then you get into it and it's just a room full of grandmothers, librarians and low level government employees.

An old therapist once told me that, "to clean a closet you must first take everything out. It's going to look so much worse, but you can't deal with it until everything is out." Things look bad right now, but this just means that they're getting better. Don't shove it all back.

We send our support to Alex Pretti's family and loved ones, and the global nursing community which has lost a devoted member. No matter where they are in the world, they - and the people they serve - deserve to be safe, both at work and in their communities.

I've seen so many carnists claim that fur is mandatory for people who live in cold areas, but I have lived in multiple of the coldest cities on earth and y'know what people wore there? Ski coats. Never once saw someone foolish enough to go out in fur and leather.

Black squares and n95 masks

This explains why they lie about everything, blatantly, as an intentional affront to all who love honesty. This explains why they do not attempt to conceal their brutality, but broadcast it far and wide for all to see. This is why they murder and deceive. They want to make us give up on humanity.

Remind me, what is it cops do again? That's right, they're gangs. Expect gangs usually start out with good intentions -- like protecting people from cops.

if you’re tired of users telling you to use alt text, JUST FUCKING DO IT. the app automatically detects text on mobile. it’s literally a copy/paste job. communication is a two-way street. some people don’t use their eyes for that. it’s not a big deal. don’t be a dick.

This is what tactical gear looks like when it fits

PSL sees any public outcry and thinks "ooh, free advertising. Let me get my giant American flag!"

Who brought an American flag? There's just one and of course it's the largest thing there. Damnit Debra

Sooooo fuuuuuccckckkkkinnnnggg ccocoococoollllddddddd

It's easy to forget that I'm an expert in my field given that I usually only talk to other experts in my field about my field.

Abandon your rights and accept three years of slavery, or keep your rights and receive a lifetime of slavery? Trick question, former prisoners lose their rights regardless. We live in a slave colony.

Sucks that I'm sick during a general strike. Now I can't call out sick...

App idea: Something that randomly interrupts your music to play a recording of your raid leader saying "focus up".

I'm funny damnit! It's not my fault only my wife and the writers of Frasier share my sense of humor!

But what if she is a hoe, Usher? Does that negate her right to individual self determination? Is she any less deserving of community because of her promiscuity? How does she fundamentally differ from any other form of labor?

I was watching a TikTok by @zero.woolfe where they were talking about how civility differs between cultures, and this got me thinking about how we react to the state's monopoly on violence. A thread.

I'm tired of being right all the time. So I'm going to say something else for once. Tim Waltz is going to end the RTO for government employees who are terrified of being kidnapped or killed by ICE.

Since a lot of folks have suggested ableist alternative words let’s chat about this: Intelligence is not something that can be measured without employing bigotry and it’s not something that determines a moral compass or good vs bad So any word at all that uses intelligence as an insult is ableist

Dishwashers were a radical form of domestic liberation which are credited with bringing about women's suffrage. Lightbulbs completely changed the way industrial labor operates and therefore the modern world. There is a reason why histories greatest engineers and scientists were also philosophers.

investigations are stall tactics

Civility and politeness exist to neutralise the rightly-placed anger of the oppressed against those responsible for their oppression.

Wait, was standing rock before Bernie? No wonder my battle jacket fell apart so soon.

Hmm, I'm fairly close to Minneapolis, but if I mac out my credit card I could only get halfway there... It's almost like this is intentional to make Americans seem content with this bullshit...

Watching a sickness sweep through your office is a miserable feeling. I knew I would get it, it's just a question of when.

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

Me: Hmm, having some pain flare up. Perhaps I can focus on work and ignore it. Work: Server's down. Sit at your desk and think about your feet.

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In conclusion: If you want to satirize fascists in a way that works, show them to be the incompetent, buffoonish fuckwits that they actually are in real life, rather than the macho killers they want to think of themselves as.