NO KINGS ...no king but KING SWIFTIE. Flavour Flav....BOYYYYYY

I think David Astle is unwell. I just filled in 5 Age Cryptic crossword clue answers in a row.

Remember those jokes about "In Soviet Russia..." can we start some "In Trump America..." like: In Trump America children only get two dolls, and they both look like President Trump. In Canada you can find ice, in Trump America ICE finds you. Do better than me.

@crypticlyvvie.bsky.social morning. Did you look in the eagle yesterday? They had no codeword. I was bereft.

Christ I'm old. I'm just about to start my 6th Pope.

Who ever thought this would be a sentence, but, PR wise, this was a terrible time for Katy Perry to go into space.

One word.....TEA.

I've not learned much in life, but I do know this..... Everyone has their own version of the lyrics to every Clash song. And no 2 are the same.

Drop off 3 pairs of shoes at the charity shop. DECLUTTER. Leave with laptop stand and giant white enamel colander. RECLUTTER.

Love him.

I love this guy.

The bell end Hegseth has the Jerusalem Cross tattooed. Now you could insist that it is a traditional Xian symbol. Could also insist that there's a traditional Buddhist symbol that was real popular in Germany in the 30s n 40s .....and yes that's an AR-15 w/the stars n bars too.

...uncanny youtube.com/shorts/rvyNg...

Bezos is a huge Iain M Banks fan. If the Culture existed it would deploy a slap drone on him if he was lucky, or a visit from Special Circumstances if less so. What is it with the billionaire tech Bros that they do not understand that they are the villains in this narrative?

Bought a melon. I thought it was about to go off it smelled so very sweet. If course it was from the big 2 Aussie supermarkets so it tasted like a waterlogged turnip. Why is supermarket fruit n veg this dreadful in Australia. I've had better melon in Scotland FFS.

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Got to love the girl from tiger bay. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

My friend Jared made this long before that sainted say 12 years ago. When it switched over to "YES",the Daily Mail went mental at him like he'd killed the evil old shit.

Played Taboo but didn't read the rules before hand. Turns out saying "f*ck your relatives then k*ll em and eat them" is not how the game is played.

Algorithm. (noun) definition: Funny line said by Al Gore...but with a lisp.

The world is finding out what happens when the dog catches the car.

Thanks Hank.

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one underdiscussed aspect of public transportation vs cars is that when you’re on a train or a bus, it’s somebody’s *job* to get you to your destination responsibly. They are being paid to follow the rules and stick to a schedule. Some asshole who’s late for work does not share that responsibility.

Star Trek and the use of deodorant tend to be mutually exclusive, so this was nice to see.

You don't need that kind of wrong in your life

Haven't learned much in life but I did learn this. If you find a boot you like and it's 50% off in a sale, buy as many as you can.

Damn!!!!!

How capitalism actually works: American product: $10 Chinese knockoff: $9 <Trump tariffs> Chinese knockoff now: $15 American product now also $15 for some reason.

Just noticed that every scumbag criminal's apartment in TV cop shows set in LA looks a lot like where I live.....

Didn't know that the late Val Kilmer was in a Broadway production of The Slab Boys in 83 w/ Sean Penn and Kevin Bacon.

On the night of our father's funeral my brother and I got V drunk. Made drunk pizzas, I chopped a good slice off my finger and couldn't find the bit. One of us ate it. It was a day of firsts.

Cory Booker

Badverb. Indicates when a verb is being done badly.

Oh God that's great

Turns out to NOT be the Democratic Party Leadership.

I had this. It is horrible. youtube.com/shorts/_vAX-...

I will always read that name and think it's a wee town in Scotland

To my dying day I will never get the appeal of REM. They were not an "Art School" band like they were made out to be....they're a Business School Band.

The cognitive dissonance that allows Republicans to hate Environmentalism but love Tesla electric cars will hopefully induce aneurysms in what passes for their brains.

Elbows up. youtu.be/DhHqksh51_U?...

This is beautiful. Maklelan goes in with the tool kit and takes Lobster Boy APART. youtu.be/BMzJPxvqPIs?...

King of beers? Not even king of budweisers. Guy on the tram was wearing this hat.....Americans.

Modern sport shoes are hideous. But these are a new low.

The Sister is as ever, on fire.

...but what if that's what you asked for?