Oliver: Poop. 💩 Me: Can you wait 5 mins? We are almost home. Oliver: Pooooooop! Alex: That was not a good answer. Oliver: (quietly) Poop.

Apple VideoPad prototype from MacWorld (1995)

"Have a rest of your day sir" -starbucks guy to @samiti.bsky.social You too my dude, stay warm.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and happy holidays!

As someone who works in a hospital around Christmas time, please, if you are ever having suicidal thoughts please reach out to those around you or call a hotline number. YOU ARE IMPORTANT and you do matter! 💜

When @samiti.bsky.social Netflix recs are 'peak adulting' aka K-dramas.

Olympia Soiree illustration I made for #otomecalendar25 #otome

doomscroll break

I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30

@samiti.bsky.social : "Babies come free with pregnancy."

Sharp GF-555 boombox (1981)

Directions unclear, please write SOP on how to empathy 101

i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?

On this day 20 years ago .hack//fragment, an online PS2 game, was released only in Japan. After going offline in 2007, fans have restored online service since then and patched the game into English. Click the link to learn more. youtu.be/A96VxWj3yL0 #dothack #ドットハック

My AVM surgery was 60k before insurance, lucky we made the deductible before it happened but like, without insurance a person is expected to pay that???

Child, you can't learn knowledge by licking it.

Unsure if @guildwars2.com meant to have a green friendly spider appear for fun in the new map, or if this is a low key reference to 'so I'm a spider, so what?' I swear if it starts casting magic I'm running. 😂

Why yes this cat is cold

When you are trying to leave the hospital after your iron infusion, the fire alarm starts to going off, and security traps everyone in a stairwell because they didn't know where the exit was ಠ_ಠ (we did get out in the end, no fire)

32 eggs got! I think I scared the nurses because after I woke up from anesthesia I asked if I'm an egg farm, if hotdogs are like tacos, and if they make seafood hot dogs. She then turns to my husband asking if this is normal, to which he replays, yup.

Hampster Dance

👑🎃 Guess who’s back to cause mischief? The Mad King and his Lunatic Court return Oct 7 in #GuildWars2! Get ready for tricks, treats, and plenty of candy-coated chaos. Don’t miss it! 👻

Iron infusion scheduled. Woo adulting today

Books-A-Million September Promo Codes • 15BOOKS for 15% off your order (no minimum) • 20SEP25 for 20% off $100+ These are stackable with the ongoing 15% discount on manga

Apple prototype from MacWorld magazine (1995)

Me: Time for bed buddy Oliver: NO! Up and Downnnnnmnnn!!!

Happy 10 year anniversary with @samiti.bsky.social

Today was scary, I've never thought it could happen to me but here I was. Calling my husband to tell him I'm safe, and that I love him if anything happens. Then I had to continue working like nothing was wrong because hospitals never stop. Just ahhh so nerve racking.

Otome games, endorsing healthy father relationships instead of daddy issues 😂

Still missing some, but current otome collection. 💜 I collect physical when possible.

Mazda MX-03 concept (1985)

Please purchase WinRAR

Yes please

Nom nom nom

Yesssssss

Oliver be like, I'm turning two therefore let's go crazy. Us:

💯

The American Experience: The Feds

testing

Adobe Photoshop 5.5 (1999)

OK

how I feel since 2016 or so

I didn't think he'd actually do it but here we are.

This Aptio track system is hissing on my ears. Why. WHYYYYY!!!?? It's keeping my anxiety up because my brain thinks it's going to explode any minute.

Yesssssssssssssssssssss

Woah there daddy, that's a recipe for chicken wings

Nordmende Color Steresonic 2436 (1984)