had to reset my ipad and lost my illegal movie app

one thing a conservative yt man is gonna do is send me a superlike 🥴

i’m gonna be honest Seth MacFarlane shows are my cocomelon

i can’t tell if i’m really good at Uno or have mostly played with people under the age of 13

white people looveeee to say “neurospicy”

Oh so now everyone wants to fuck Vince Staples… get in line

he might just be the prettiest person in the world…

there’s a man in gym wearing a Ch*rlie NoNecky shirt and he keeps trying to make eye contact with me

just remembered there’s only 3 episodes of Pluribus left

2 mins into Mickey 17 and the voice Robert Pattinson is using is so ridiculously sweet and ingenuous i can’t believe they’re so callous with this lil guy/clone omg

heated rivalry has made me care about hockey more than my lifetime of being a canadian citizen

7 mins into Heated Rivalry… yeah i’m in the right place 🙂‍↕️

if i was born in olden times i would have moved cities/villages with a brand new identity no less than 10 times

thinking abt when someone asked if i’ve ever done karaoke before and i just said i had a filipino roommate for a year

at least 1 person in a couple has to wear glasses that’s the law…. the idea of two people with perfect vision procreating is unnatural

DND Warrior vs Notify Anyway Fighter

waiting for the ibuprofen to kick in

i will be beautiful and funny again im just fighting some demons rn

Spotify Wrapped day making no noise… it’s time to switch to apple music fomo free

if the girls who get it, get it... who gon be the boys?

i like smart guys and as someone who has dated STEM smart guys and Arts smart guys i’m here to tell you the best option is women

quiet as it’s kept the best water bottles are made by contigo, lululemon, and s’well everything else is distraction and noise

they should invent a sunday that isn’t scary

The thing about People Just Do Nothing is (imo) “bang lyrical blow to the jaw” did have potential to be a hit song lol

it’s crazy how bad microsoft word is … like just appalling

what are we going to do about these bright ass headlights oh my goddd

i’ve been watching 2010s romcoms and i don’t think elder millennials ever had a chance.. like if you were over 25 in 2010 your sense of romance (and humour) may have been irreparably damaged by will ferrell/judd apatow and their ilk

hearing the stupidest shit in my life from someone who i can’t argue with: “hmm yeah that’s fair”

one day deodorant went from 3.99 to 7.49 and we all just accepted it 😞

zach fox.... zach fox save me.....

just awkwardly wrangled two boxes of super jumbo mega max mega power heavy duty incredible hulk powered overnight pads into my oop-just-a-tiny-bit-too-small reusable bag in front of 3 cute guys on valentine’s day i don’t want to hear anyone ever talk about suffering again okay 👍

Need an emoji version of this so badly

best american cities to be from (no order) - new york - philadelphia - new orleans - chicago

about to have fun w some maladaptive daydreaming (going to bed early full of delusions of grandeur about my productivity level tomorrow)

some days it’s just me and the emotional support granola bar i’ve had in my bag for 2 years

just heard this for the first time in ages and i felt 0.1% of my new disgust for him melt away….

“Cold Harbour”?!? yeah they definitely have Gemma in a deep freezer somewhere

everyone is always telling you to “drink enough water” but nobody ever mentions how trying to get it all in is like a full time gig

i need to go to one of those spas that will scrub all the skin on your body like you’re trying to peel a potato with your bare hands

it’s important to have a group of insane women who support you

you are not in a situationship, you are texting a man who doesn’t gaf about you

selena gom*z has a loser spirit but she’s also unable to heal bc she ‘s haunted by the fact she fumbled j*st*n b*eber.

I didn’t even have time to sleep on this one before it became irrelevant lmao

deciding to start a Reading Journal was actually so funny in retrospect bc wdym i have a voluntary book report due tonight

not even 24 hours of the Americans off tiktok and i’m hearing accents on my fyp i’ve never heard before

DAY MONTH YEAR….. omg yeah actually this is the time to focus on the positives

fyp actually feels kind of empty & sad rn idk

i just know that 14 days straight of 7+ hours of sleep at consistent times would rewire my brain

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