do any of you math people truly understand the bessel function definition of H spaces and then the subsequent equivalence theorem with W2? because I have asked so many times and this is me after people explain it to me

i have such an irrational amount of hate for the sol de janeiro sprays!!! it’s like why rebrand a bath and body works spray for teenagers into a slightly more expensive spray at sephora

had a nightmare last night that i couldn’t prove H-curl was a Hilbert space and my entire PhD thesis was invalid

i bet it feels good as fuck to say inshallah incorrectly as a white boy

fun fact about me is that i (born in 1997) loved nirvana so much and then had a crush on kurt cobain and then in 2010 i found out he was (in fact) dead and i was emo about it at school for a week

helicopter helicopter

i am so lucky to have traveled with my family!! together we have experienced indian food in india, indian food in vietnam, indian food in cambodia, indian food in thailand, indian food in south korea, indian food in usa, indian food in canada, indian food in mexico, indian food in singapore, indi…

immediately ordered sticky dates from lush

the things that french and american people call “crowded”… y’all will die in asia fr

(getting sushi is rio) I am at a very japanese point in my life

4 in 1 body wash, shampoo, conditioner, protein shake

ive realised that when i am pissed and irritated I am not fluent in german and i forget all the portugese I have learned

*moving to the EU and not really wanting to keep a credit card* GOOD THING I LIKE MY FRIENDS CANCELLED

i need to come up with a funnier joke about this situation like WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN WE BROKE UP YOU NOT ONLY UNFOLLOWED ME, YOU UNFOLLOWED EVERYONE BUT BEYONCE???

oh my god since this german guy and i broke up, he unfollowed my instagram and now he only follows beyonce 😭😭😭

up at 5am in literal paradise because i can’t feel okay with my body 😂😂😂

We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help

i love a man that can dance omg

Our life and times....

my obsession with biceps needs to be studied in a lab preferably with more exposure to biceps

you will ask a german person how many languages they speak and they will find a way to downplay the actual number because “english and german don’t count” and every language that one of their parents speaks doesn’t count

i love a city man… i just love a huge bustling city

i should make a new bucket list, leave recommendations below

me irl like im not even gonna cap

feeling sza/summer walker/sabrina claudio-esque feelings for someone who takes everything literally

america about to host the WC when it couldn’t even handle hosting a friendly game between argentina and PR in chicago due to ICE presence… y’all are COOKED

ICE getting tailed like it’s a heist movie. Chicago is turning the tables.

bro i just realized that when french people told me that therapy is not covered by insurance and it is very expensive they meant it is €60 expensive and not €200 expensive…

i made valid posts on twitter criticising swifties last year and apparently that hurt someone’s feelings so bad that they had to ruin my relationship about it, demonstrating classic swiftian white victimhood

buying a bikini at the beach in brazil, and the bikini guy is like congratulations on your parachute but what are you wearing to the beach?

please don’t read this if you don’t want to hear about sex and stuff idk but the way i am complaining about the trials and tribulations of having sex with a fit and athletic person… maybe i don’t deserve friends

does anyone here mind if i post a thirst trap? like idk if im brave enough to do it yet but i want to know if someone has an objection

6AM!!! THEY OPENED TS UP AT 6AM

having an ugly ass loser boyfriend who also actually doesn’t even love you and refuses to acknowledge your existence in public and doesn’t introduce you to his friends and stops using any social media platforms that you get active on so he doesn’t have to interact with you <<<< shaking ass in rio

i think it’s really cool how sexy i feel in brazil because everyone here is curvy and tan and i end up looking more like the beauty standard

finally getting sleepy while we are in descent… I didn’t even take advantage of the reclining seats and the extra legroom … stared at the flight tracker or typed on my laptop the entire time…

queen of misandry strikes again

oh my god i told my friends i am sharing a hotel with that i have a cold so that means they are going to open all the windows at 7am to let out the “bad air” and i won’t even be able to complain about it to my mom because she also believes in this tomfoolery

why would you say you have a fat ass if its literally just a long back…

i have also been mostly sober for the past year and half other than the occasional celebratory drink :)

the coolest part about having a mental health crisis and then traveling a lot and also doing a bunch of cool new adventurous things to help me heal is that I didn’t need to quit my day job for it, and for THAT I am grateful

oh my god i just remembered when ray said this was jair bolsonaro

do you guys think i should get on a dating app like for real?

3 more hours and the entire time the suns been out and i am feeling STICKY but at least my cold is low key gone

made up a scenario in my head that i will lock in and get invited to brazillian new years and then got sad that it wasn’t a real scenario… no because im gonna cry

AND THE GAG IS!! I got a lot done on the flight because I wasn’t fiddling on my phone and i am flying west so I haven’t needed to sleep yet!!

i better have a brazillian bf by the end of this trip bro out here on this long ass flight with no wifi despite paying for it

they should make a flight that takes off on time

can y’all handle me being on a flight for 12 hours or do i need to set up a nanny cam?

guys i am all for public transportation but climbing up stairs with a suitcase is probably top 5 most humiliating experiences ever