LPT: don't put Burning Man on your resume.

#pasadena bsky.app/profile/tgoe...

Hey @chu.house.gov: Why is it that we get notified of a military exercise being executed in our neighborhood, after your office is closed, that is ostensibly closed to the public but near enough that it will keep us up until 1:00 am on a school night with no way to opt out?

Just ordered batteries for my HP15C. Can't wait to use it in front of my students. #iTeachMath #iTeachPhysics #iTeachChem #eduSky

My favorite after school chill and recover bar seems to be having an elves and cowboys night. The number of unconventionally beautiful people is off the charts.

Note to my district: this is how people feel about two minute videos. How do you think we feel about your 90 minute "trainings" with the built in mini quizzes to ensure we're not just playing them in the background?

One of the joys {sarcastic} of teaching both chemistry and physics to the same set of non calc ready students is trying to explain why there are two different versions of Coulomb's Law. #iTeachPysics #iTeachChem #EduSky

The greatest mothers day gift I ever received was someone telling me that it doesn't need to be celebrated for those who were not kind and just to their children. May your mothers day bring you peace and comfort, whether that be because of your mother, or in spite of it.

Made an apollonian gasket in #Desmos. Took a while (months) until I had the proper aha last weekend. #iTeachMath #MathSky www.desmos.com/calculator/7...

Been working on a #Desmos thing to conceptualize how interference in a circular path can force fixed radii which determines where electron orbitals may exist. Introductory, for sure, but I think it works. #iTeachPhysics #iTeachChem #EduSky www.desmos.com/calculator/8...

I need a movie that has the line "You're not the kind of nerd you think you are." in it. You know, to make memes for those confidently wrong people.

I have to hear the pledge of allegiance daily. I'm reworking it to preserve my sanity: I pledge allegiance to the constitution of the United States of America and to the freedoms which it protects, regardless of gender, race, or creed, with liberty and justice for all.

This is where I'm at these days. I still get stuff from Amazon, but it's about 1/3 of what I used to.

UK paperbacks arrived while I was doing my US launch event! 😍 Happy YOTM Day!

New method of converting between Fahrenheit and Celsius: F = 9/5(C + 40) - 40 C = 5/9(F + 40) - 40 #iTeachMath #iTeachScience #EduSky

Palate cleanser ⚡ #chargers

This is tangential to the original thread, but I see a lot of this in education. Our district's restorative justice process is a script, complete with circles to stand in as you perform your part of the script. And "trauma informed" education is rapidly earning those scare quotes too.

I'm rather chuffed that, in this slop ridden world, a band that is right in the wheel house of my musical/artistic taste is taking the music would by storm. youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...

Just an update that we are slowly but surely inching our way to 50% funded! ignyteawards.fiyahlitmag.com/support/

The Philips Hue lighting system is great until the hub shits the bed and you are fated to walk the darkness of your house by phone light like a Dickens character with a nightshirt and a flickering candle stub until a replacement shows up in the mail.

Just started rereading this to refresh myself for the sequels.

Oh, the life of an 8th grade teacher. Even after you have the shower talk with them, they think they can just cover up their stink with something that smells enough. "What? It smells goood!" And you get 30 of em in a room. Right after PE.

will remember jay as the person who deleted lexi alexander and link, worked hard to cut palestinians off from their one chance at survival, ignored the ongoing abuse of Black and trans users, and then when confronted about the whole thing said 'waffles'. and for that fugly no caesars shirt.

It is really weird to me when people don’t like reading and books. I get not having enough time to read. I get wanting to read more, but there are just too many distractions around you. Obviously, I get having disabilities that make it difficult to read. But just not liking books? Who are you?

Who knew that I'd get to witness the great filter in action in my lifetime?

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Happy thing for today: That band that played in front of the Subaru dealership makes it to the top of Billboards alternative top 40 last week: youtube.com/shorts/Dh9c3...

For the shape of the world today does not afford us the luxury of an anemic democracy, the price that America must pay for the continued oppression of the Negro and other minority groups is the price of its own destruction. Martin Luther King, Jr. Feb 5, 1964 Drew University

Newest member of the household.

It drives me nuts that the reporting is "oh, he was wrong" rather than "he's a lying thief who is stalking the entire economy!"

Kiss him with my boot!

I spend so much of my time teaching my kids about this - phlogiston, humorism, Lamarkism/Lysenkoism, geocentric solar system, Martian canals and my favorite - Michaelson Morley's attempt to establish the reference of luminiferous ether, which was the first domino on the way to relativity.

Edward Muppethands

NEW writing: a letter to these brave Angelenos "I see your efforts to oppose the terrible actions of la migra, which has terrorized our Black and Brown communities in Los Angeles for generations, as part of a proud tradition of STEM students and practitioners who refuse to shut up and calculate."

I went to two different high schools, so I'll take Julia Child and Octavia Butler.

Should probably get this for my spouse on a t-shirt.

A word. Hoo boy.

#MTBoS This thread and its responses highlight, to me, the difference between what math is perceived to be in elementary and secondary, and how those who get careers in it end up practicing it.

All books taken together form a kind of world. And what we have here is a technology that creates a desolate patch of ground. If you create enough desolate places, you will find some unlucky customers to live in that desert! This happened to community, the web, too, and then commerce.

Post a banger that isn't in English. youtu.be/JXc5oY2NaCk?...

I kind of hate that I have to use this transparency hack in 3D Desmos #iTeachMath www.desmos.com/3d/c7yxjkn8nk

I've electronic music DJs between me and progressive democrats, and math teachers between me and AI slop producers. I feel like my walls are .... thin.

Watching Superbowl ads and I'm thinking I'm really a lot more worried about AI in my ads than ads in my AI.

I think what's most damning about this is that even now most of them would deny that the purpose of those dinners was to collect and influence white men, rather than "just providing an opportunity for scientists to mingle".

Oof. A word.

Sure wish I heard these kinds of stories from the Los Angeles Mayor and council. Instead, they're kowtowing to the PD who refuse to enforce the law and assault protesters.

I fucking love math

In honor of February, I'm going to recommend this podcast by @sceneonradio.bsky.social for making me aware of just of how whiteness has driven the Black and Indigenous experience in America. It is what allowed me to understand Baldwin, Lourde, hooks, Crenshaw... sceneonradio.org/seeing-white/

You know? I regret every single dollar I've ever donated to a Democrat.

Me, dealing with the world, huffing N20 and realizing there's a vanishingly small community that would appreciate "Would you rather have two 14 inch balloons, or one 18 inch?" #iteachmath