So your answer to a logical question is a made up disease?

Motherfucker you eat like shit. Look like shit. Your hand looks like it’s falling off (we hope 🤞🏾). And you want really thin blood. Please shut all the way the fuck up about anything medical related with our children.

"From Venezuela and other places" is, I suppose, technically true in the same sense that "from Antarctica and other places" would be.

It's only Jan 5th and 2026 is exhausting.

How it starts How it ends

If you can simply go and kidnap other country's Presidents so easily, and feel justified doing it. Can someone at the White House or Mar-a-Lago just turn off the ADT one night and leave a window ajar and see what happens?

Valhalla Vaseline

marco rubio's role is basically rob schneider in "the waterboy"

The U.S. bombs, invades, and murders innocent people for oil. While at the same time pretends to police other nations. Crazy right?

"Mr. Coates what do you think about the war in Gaza?" "DJ Khaled, Palestinian man, tough question Sea-Doo or Kawasaki?"

Love America but hate my eyes... I get it.

Bernie Sanders publicly swears in Zohran Mamdani as NYC mayor

Yep... that's him.

One striking thing to think about is that he daily posts things that would get you fired from any other job if you posted them, even on a personal account.

Major Bludd's Major Healthcare Reform

While where at it an Ed McMahon hologram should announce Trump has won Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes too.

"Just what we hear"... mf'er makes war decisions like a character on Gossip Girl.

Trump is increasingly worried about his own mortality, and he's trying to use government to create a physical legacy that will outlive him. Which is why every bit of it must be torn down and smashed to bits. My latest at Public Notice: www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-rena...

On a Sunday watching SGA vs T-Max... #BBN

What a deranged supervillain he is.

Chet needs to start taking these matchups personal. Wemby is on his nugget.

My household every Christmas season "Lets watch a holiday movie." "How about Black Christmas?" "Black Christmas with Chris Brown?" "No the Black Christmas with Mo'Nique." "Or we can watch sad Black Christmas." "What about Latino Christmas?"

NEWS Russell Brand has been charged with one additional count of rape and one additional count of sexual assault. These charges are in addition to two counts of rape, one count of indecent assault, two counts of sexual assault, and one count of oral rape.

JQ is DIFFERENT. #BBN

Never more timely… in light of all the shucking and jiving going on. youtu.be/UPB9J3nv6TU?...

We’re about 5 months away from Nicki Minaj teaching Sage Steele how to twerk at a Proud Boys march.

JQ said FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST!!!!! #BBN

If I ran into Captain America as he was going back in time to spend his life with Peggy Carter, I would politely ask for him to convince Rick Pitino to never leave UK. #BBN

I refer to Aberdeen as "Rob Sillyham". He's the bizarro shitty version of Rob. #BBN

I'm looking at Jayden Quaintance like the Falafel guy looked at Superman. #BBN

Buddy came onto the court and walked right off. wtf... #BBN

This is the wackest Kentucky team I've watched in a long time. Good grief these dudes suck ass. #BBN

Arrested Development narrator watching the Twolves celebrate against the Thunder: "It won't end well for them."

Darius Garland has been a wet turd all season long.

“Me and my family were terrorized by the Redfin gang for 3 years. Everywhere we turned they were moving into new neighborhoods and paying rent timely and above market value.”

Hey false equivalency weirdos... this one is for you. Rob Reiner and Charlie Kirk were not the same. One was a beloved actor and director who was respected by his colleagues and those that crossed his path. The other was a hate monger. Who made hatred of others his lucrative professional grift.

Still can't believe Dems signed off on the Charlie Kirk resolution when this is the other side

Does George Bush ever have to say anything or does he get to just chill out, keep his comments to himself and pretend like nothing is going on in the world especially with his own political party?

Get this nigga off our planet.

The Christmas Adventurers pulled that number out of a hat.

if these kids were conservative influencers, it would not have been "things can happen"

Me watching SGA, Cason, and Fox... #BBN

SGA is the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD.

Barkley on NIL/portal: "There's no job in the world where you get to be a free agent every year" I love Chuck but I don't think he knows how most jobs work

Fox moves like Quicksilver.

Dylan Harper's game is soooooo sweet.

Jaland Lowe is ass. #BBN

This entire program might be trash now. #BBN