Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

Diaper Dementia Donnie says it will not replace Tulsi Gabbard with a new Director of National Intelligence, stating, “Every decision I’ve made has been without intelligence.” No truer words have been said by it than the last sentence. When your shoe size is larger than your IQ = w/o intelligence

I didn’t know Greenland had entered a teen beauty pageant.

Dear Mainstream Media stop calling it The Iran War. It's not their War, It's Trump's war of Choice So please refer to it by its proper name. Fat Donnie's War of Distraction from the Epstein files while stealing from the American People

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich That's how it goes Everybody knows - Leonard Cohen, Everybody Knows

When assembling your dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully.

here's today's post: "the January 6 rioters are about to get millions, and We the People can go fuck ourselves" — why do we even have laws, if some shithead gets to ignore them? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

This was my thought. Crash their servers, everybody in the world apply, make it too hard for them to decide who to pay Hell maybe some of us will even get some money out of it.

When a federal agency tasked with protecting all Americans decides to mandate a specific religious worldview, it ceases to protect democracy and begins to threaten it.

Truth 👇👇👇👇

The orange felon’s $10B lawsuit against the IRS was already corrupt AF as it’s a scheme to steal from the US govt, but now he wants to settle that BS lawsuit by creating a nearly $2B slush fund to pay off his allies such as Jan 6 terrorists. He belongs in prison, not in the WH.

If there was ever one headline to show just how Fucked the United States of America is, this one pretty much encompasses where we're at right now.

America's roadless forests are some of the most intact, connected wildlife habitats left in the country. We have a chance to keep these wild forests safe — for good. Ask your legislators to cosponsor the Roadless Area Conservation Act and help save the homes of America's most vulnerable species. ⬇️

Looks realistic.

I don't know what's happened over the last week but I've had more people block me than ever before. So I guess I'm doing something right.

Priorities dontcha know

Black NFL players should asked to be traded to Democrat-led states. Black NBA and MLB players should do the same. Voters in red states should change registration to unaffiliated and then vote for Democrats. Send an undeniable message to the Gloss Over Pedophiles (GOP) and their fucked up base.

Two images that perfectly capture the reality of the people in them.

They keep saying it’s “not about race.” Then why do Black voting districts keep getting dismantled in state after state? There’s a deeper fear driving parts of modern American politics ...and this article goes straight at it. www.jackhopkinsnow.com

A lot has happened, but not much has changed.

The U.S. has spent billions to lose a war that enriches its oligarchs, impoverishes the citizenry, sabotages its alliances, and strengthens its enemies. Empires have risen and failed before, but to my knowledge no state has ever chosen to kill its own power. snyder.substack.com/p/on-superpo...

We have to act TODAY. 🚨 They're pushing an illegal plan to gut the US Forest Service. It takes exactly 30 seconds to send an automatic letter to your reps to stop it. Click and send now: 👉 actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...

Make sure everybody you know is prepared to vote

America’s energy weakness isn’t overseas — it’s at home #TheHill

Your representation matters, so does your voice and vote. If neither mattered, all of those fkn rich racists and child rapists in the Epstein class would not be working so hard to eliminate both of them through some paper laws, nor would you be facing all of these fkn hardships. VOICE AND VOTE

You wouldn’t marry someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t be friends with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t do business with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t work for someone who lied to u like this. You’d want nothing to do with someone who lied to u like this.

A Newsmax reporter asked Champagne Hegseth , “When did the President decide to capitulate?” When Newsmax is asking that question, the wheels are off the bus, and the bus is on fire, and the fire is also on fire, and it smells like Trump’s diaper.... Dean Blundell

It's up to a billion dollars now.

He enjoys it too much. It’s not just the narcissism, it’s also he’s a giant troll and he loves knowing that he is hurting people. Sadism is part of his twisted psychological makeup too. He loves knowing everyone is hearing about him all the time.

This 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇

This is 100% true.

That would also be a good time to start seizing all their assets too using it to pay for all the damage they f****** did to our country

Cartoonist: Paul Duginski

Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star

What a cool idea! Keep the pressure! @redactedreadingroom put all 3.5 million pages of the Epstein files bound together in 3,437 volumes of books, on display in a new exhibit in Tribeca. David Garrett, one of the organizers, says the goal is to push for the release of all of the files. #Pinks

Trump trying to get out of the giant mess he created with the Iran war.

Morning wake & bake with the neighbors.

He's not wrong 👇

They call them "data centers" because “mass-surveillance centers” would be harder to sell.

National Parks exist because people fought to stop logging, mining, and development. These places were protected on purpose.

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19.

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