I bet he has a concept of a plan for Venezuela at least

So y'all thought Donald Trump was going to drag us into Isolationism with his Tariffs, but instead the United States is heading towards Imperialism.

Including this American

Time to flip the script for the 2026 midterms everybody should register as a republican now. You can still vote for all the Democrats you want, but everybody should just register as a Republican. They're so stupid they would see that s*** and think everybody's coming over their side.

I'll be right here waiting for somebody to prove me wrong

So if this was just a Law Enforcement Operation to arrest Maduro for an outstanding warrant from 2020, and we've got him. He's in the United States now, so we are done with Venezuela, right? Right? We have no more business being there.

This 👇👇👇👇👇👇

Mama always said: Stupid is as Stupid does

I’m running for Congress in NY-12, my home. We have a demented, criminal president running the country like a mob operation—government by the boss, for the boss. We need Democratic fighters who will defend the rule of law and deliver government by the people. Join us.

Elect an 🍊🤡 get a 💩🎪

"Peace President." [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]

He can't even read off a piece of paper.

Did anybody really think 2026 would be better than 2025?

Hey since we own Venezuela now do I get like 40 acres and a mule or something. How does this work? Do I just go there and pick out a plot of land or a nice big fancy building.

So let me see if I get this right: We're going to run Venezuela now, like our government, the one that can't even run its own f****** country. Seriously like he thinks everything's going to be fine and we'll just f***** pump all their oil, take their minerals and nobody's going to f****** care.

Anybody else wish we had a president that could at least properly read off of a f****** piece of paper.

If Nicolás Maduro stands trial in the United States and gets convicted of 34 felonies, does that mean he’s qualified to be our next president now? Just checking what the standards are these days.

An act of war requires Congress, you know, something we no longer have.

Official.

Welcome to 2026 everybody where Common Sense has gotten so expensive under the Trump Administration that apparently at least half of America no longer has it.

CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.” SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.” CNN: “No, every day care is locked.” SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔 He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.

New Year's Eve morning getting ready to roast marshmallows for hot cocoa.

Barring any significant mishaps in the next 24 hours I can safely say that I have succeeded in my 2025 New Year's resolution to be alive at the end of 2025, and that once again at the beginning of 2026 I will start a new resolution and that will again be, to still be alive at the end of 2026.

I said this a few months ago, give the bonuses to teachers.

Haha

The Republican healthcare plan is for American people to die, it's pretty much that simple

Yeah, file this under s*** we definitely knew was going to happen.

Can you still get the Nobel Peace Prize if you start a war on Christmas? Asking for a friend. www.cnn.com/2025/12/25/p...

Is anybody else mad at Santa for not bringing them the one big beautiful Christmas present they wanted?

Happy December 25th to everybody who's not in a cult that believes a baby's going to save the world.

Not Me

Yes, that's exactly what they're trying to tell us.

Know what’s worse than illegal migrants…? Raping children and covering up for ‘em.

We’ve gone from bootlegging whiskey during prohibition to having to bootleg truth during fascism…

This Administration is dumber than you think

I’m old enough to remember when CBS News would never have surrendered to a demagogic president or any other politician. Remember Edward R. Murrow?

If you have to continually tell people that you've stopped Eight Wars. Then you haven't stopped Eight Wars.

The greatest distance between two people isn't miles—it's the silence of things left unsaid. Can’t find the words…? Drop a song.

C) All of the above

JFK’s niece: h/t @jamiegangel.bsky.social

I'm not a mathematician but I'm thinking that's about an 87% cut or drop in price. I don't know, call what you want, but don't get me wrong, I'll take it. Also I think most people would be fine with hearing it's an 87% reduction. But no you dumb f**** can't tell the truth.

Anybody who watched that lunatic ramble on for 20 minutes should get Hazard pay !!!!!!⚠️⚠️

Good morning Bluesky! Jack Smith says Trump broke the law, Venezuela simmers, Hegseth goes after national hero, measles are back, the FAA lost 500 trainees. Democracy doomscrolls in sweatpants while Trump delivers an unhinged prime-time ramble to the nation. And it’s only Thursday.