Drank some of Gretamz weed tea and now I roack gently upon the raft thats her couch while my only anchor at sea’s this cool bottle oa watter here…

//out of town this weekend so replies are slow but they’re a comin

Been fryin in the sun fer the last ten hours an now must face the truth that my baps er waftin the smell of crisp pork rinds

How would folks feel about laser tag torture labyrinth?

Happy birthday to my other favorite little blue guy

Happy birthday to my other favorite little blue guy

Happy birthday to my other favorite little blue guy

They're animating Fergus exclusively in flash.

What’s it mean if whenever I do a squat my cheeks make a whip crack noise? Medically speakin’, o’course.

A GREAT DAY OUT ON THE WATER WITH ALL MY BOYS

My favorite roadtrip snack? That’s easy! Apple flavored deer corn.

[several cutscenes will play in sequence when you sit down to dinner]

Boy-o, whaddaya say to a keg stand fer old times sake?

//fergus voice ya cant spel secretary without… secret

At the beach.

I mean darksouls swords

Time ta get out the darkswords souls

// I think it is good and seasonable to post my classic olwen violence snippet again. Here you go docs.google.com/document/d/1...

//fergus “all women are queens” mach roich

BOY.

//also the second fergo finds out Yvie was trained by Scathach and Medb that’s his daughter now no question

//look at my fergo art HE IS HAPPY HE IS HEALTHY HE IS THRIVING

NOW THIS IS THE LIFE #chaldeaibiza

[He been blasting dad rock the entire drive] #chaldeaibiza

||Fergus lagging be like:

//wish i could be more active but whatever this crud is is kicking my asssss just know greta and fergus are concentrating on racing their hearts out

#ChaldeaIbiza Just as you near the Andorran frontier with Spain... There's a horde of businessmen trying to break into Andorra for the tax benefits! Will you crash? Will you fly over them? Lady luck declares...

#ChaldeaIbiza Okay then: who is ready to make the trip to Barcelona? Our contestants-, no, our teams are... As Masters go... We have Greta on a Subaru Outback, Ashe in a Mazda Familia, Olwen's van and Anja on a "Boy Ghost Bike"

[New email from Anja. No subject. It's just this video.]

I’m invitin’ all o’ my kids both biological an’ adopted ta have a grand feast in honor o makin myself a father in the first place!

[He’s still bumpin at the club. Grinding, even. And he has to get up and drive tomorrow.]

//i need to get the old art of olwen and kirei in the food truck

//i once again point to the sign that says “Fergus has a strongman body type and has a healthy layer of fat over his brick shithouse muscle because i’m right and i said so”

Good ol' Fergus "Street Meat" mac Róich.

Street Meat is what they called myself in the Red Branch

@corvidsheir.bsky.social Ya know what day it is, Miss.

ITS A GREAT DAY TA CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE O’ YER CHOICE AN’ KICK BACK WITH YER COMRADES

Miss Carmilla always did have a certain aire o’ just barely bein able ta stand myself that I respect in a lady.

Ah, Greta… see how close I can throw these here cheezits to Miss Olwen before a seagull wakes her up. #chaldeaibiza

//i’ve spoken on this in the past but fergo’s way of building relationships (on account of being the ceo of sex) usually falls into two categories: people he’d be willing to hook up with and people that he’s mentally adopted as his own kids. And then he builds interpersonal relationships from there.

My maiden buss it open like the sheela na gig

ITS A GREAT DAY FER SURF, SUN, AN SEA! #chaldeaibiza

they're making the world trade center 2 in fergus' room

//i can’t fucking add anything funnier to that reply i’m cry laughing in the work bathroom

Old man forgot to put a stocking on the door again.