My bad, I was on my smoke break.

(👍)

Like hell you are, I'm coming too!

Oh shoot, are we doing something? Been dyin' to stretch my legs a little.

Forehead flick. A light one.

It's gettin' a little too domestic here can't help but feel a touch antsy.

Break stuff sunday.

Way too bright and sparkly, it gives me hives.

You'd be surprised at the kinda part time work that's available in a town like this for a guy that only barely rolled in.

[Pressing an ice cold energy drink against his master's neck.]

'Course, any windmill shit is done in a quarantined space. No one wants to get rocked in the dome while they party.

A lot of dangerous-looking ladies have showed up, I should be wary knowing how things usually go.

What the hell're you talking about, it's a mosh that means shoving and the like.

Well don't force yourself if that's what it comes to, honestly you can just grab a pack of my favorite smokes and I'll be okay with it.

It's fine, I didn't even want anything anyway. [Totally did.]

#pitcrew coming at ya'. Start swinging

We moshin'?

The lass forgot I was born.

Must be somethin' around that's sapping it then. Try casting a detection rune, see if it draws you to the thing if any.

She doesn't even read my reminders.

Aye, always need a chance to stretch your legs and flex your muscles and shit. Also throwin' arms around ain't so bad either.

I've already been doing that but I guess it doesn't really matter...

Maybe you pissed on a witch or somethin', that'd explain your misfortune.

Thought you had good luck. What's the truth here.

You don't want li'l reminders? You hate me?

Yeah! Bloodshed!!

(ɪ’ᴍ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ) (ɪ’ᴍ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ) (ɪ’ᴍ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ) (ɪ’ᴍ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ) (ɪ’ᴍ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ) ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴏɢ ʟɪꜰᴛᴇᴅ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴄʀᴀᴡʟᴇᴅ ᴅᴇꜱᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴏᴜᴛ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴜɴᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴇʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ ꜰɪᴛ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀɪɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀʟᴀᴘꜱ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. FGO OC, Penned by Lumin. ⬇️

I hear they're scrapping at the beachside, I'm all about that smoke so don't get yerself into any precarious spots Yvie.

Gotta start settin' reminders for you.

Thought you said you were gonna put down a basic protection rune before I went out?

If you needed private time then texting ahead would'a been good.

Hey I'm back with takeout.

I wasn't even gonna chase her. Duneed to. She's just gonna come back here later.

How'd you make that sound with yer mouth?

I getcha, won't get your sheets smelling like it.

Got kicked outta the room for smokin' near her highness again.

It's okay, go ahead and try it'll be good for a laugh.

I feel like I should just tell you that ain't gonna work before you get disappointed.

/ IM DONE. SHES DONE. HUUURRRGHHHHGHH

[He's been getting cryptic messages from his master all day. Has she been kidnapped or something? Is it a cry for help??]

Hey master, you aren't trying to get me with a projectile attack are ya'?

You're pretty nosy for someone that tries to keep me outta her business just as much. Y'know that?

Don't go givin' her ideas!

You're really thinking the worst of me here!

If I wanted to hang around and listen to womanly gossip I guess, but I ain't one to rightly pry. Oh so now you care.

She can't stand that I've got hobbies.

She definitely thought I sat in my spirit form eating saltines or something when I wasn't around.