A Great Ball would have sufficed. … But Great Balls don’t come in black ✨

So many email notifications…

Polyamory?

I may have gone overboard shopping during my layover… I even had to purchase an extra piece of luggage for my next flight.

Lilycove has modernized since I’ve been here last.

A League challenger had the rare privilege of facing me today. It’s not easy crushing a nearly flawless circuit run. Our Kanto gym leaders deserve the credit for honing a trainer to put up enough of a fight to entertain me.

karen #pokemon

Dark type trainers tattoo ideas/headcanons I had for a long time unfinished.

Both Sasha and Umbreon’s shedding undercoats combine to make up a Piloswine’s worth of hair… Furniture privileges are revoked until further notice with the exception of Angelica.

@megaheracross.bsky.social I have a layover this weekend in Lilycove on my way to Alola~

karen

Karen was an interesting design to play with as it's not as distinctive as other ones, but it was pretty fun and reasonably successful - her team is murkrow, gengar, vileplume, umbreon, and houndoom

Karen from #Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal. #ClipStudioPaint #fanart

I’ll never forget my first day on the Plateau. My heels were custom, imported, probably taller than they should have been ✨ … And when Lancelot walked in to welcome me his boots had more vertical ambition than my entire wardrobe.

Country boys make do, I suppose.

I have certainly never hee’ed a haw, admittedly.

🪙

magnolia...she's cool. i fuck with her.

I despise when psychics count down... It’s less like foresight and feels more like forced audience participation at a magic show.

fml.

𝐈𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐍𝐨𝐮𝐤𝐚. Member of Johto's Elite 4. MDNI.

While the big strong men look at paint chips I’ll be aligning competing accounts from League HQ and Tohjo PD on crime syndicate reports and then flagging anomalies in the coinciding containment logs.

Peculiarities?

#PKMNRP / #PTRP / #POKEMONRP

Murkrow is my only Pokémon who is not fully evolved. And no, it isn’t because every Dusk Stone I come upon is turned into jewelry ✨

It’s kind of my brand ✨

...I think she is a hot Dark-type user.

Elite Four Karen #pokemon

[ pokemon ] og karen design in the HGSS's VS pose

Good one, Archer.

I can always rely on finding you here, hm? Along with copious seamen. Amphy, you look dashing as ever. I brought you a BLK Berry. @steelclad.bsky.social

⛯ Jasmine Isabelle Hassaku ⛯ ───────── ⋆⋅⛯⋅⋆ ───────── Keeper of the Olivine Lighthouse, Olivine Gym Leader ───────── ⋆⋅⛯⋅⋆ ───────── “Of steel, art, and mankind.. ...is strength, beauty, and life..”

Prior to the late 90’s Dark-type Mons were repulsed and believed to be omens. “Vicious”, “Evil”, “Violent”. How predictable of humans to label creatures we don’t understand as demons to be exterminated.

[CALL FROM “Acquaintance Karen”] Is now a good time? I’m on hold with my travel agent and he gets so Delcatty when I don’t do my research… @empyrealfoundation.bsky.social

Hm. Shuckle are very cute, I have to admit.

What a tremendous start to my week, as Karen’s been so kind as to point out.

Bruno ripped his zubon during a live televised battle this morning. And I thought we wouldn’t have a League PR incident this month.. What can go wrong, will go wrong~

AMENDED.

idek who karen’s talking about but omg get her!

I mean she wouldn't be my godmother if she wasn't 100% that bitch but still, goddamn Karen

I’m not offended by comments about my age. Especially when coming from a 0-hit, failed popstar fated for obscurity like the DLC she came from.

I was wondering why I wasn’t seeing any of the action. No wonder—I wasn’t following her.

The Grimsley I know is in his late 50’s. … And he is at least an energy vampire.

Hm.

#OCRP | #PTRP | #PKMNRP

My mother was part Kalosian.