Stand twelve claws down and PROTECT THE DOLLS #Pride

Go Electabuzzes Go!

Let it be known that I nearly fainted Giratina itself without so much as Mega Evolving Sasha.

I’ve reached that magical hour of the evening where every problem becomes tomorrow’s problem and every solution becomes a glass of Barolo ✨

Why have the Electabuzzes been performing so well? How are they 3-3 against the Altarias? What the fuck?

Umbreon, remind me to ask William why our Teleportation security system is not operating as expected…

Young Chiyo @kvnoichii.bsky.social I would like to see you in my chamber at the Indigo Plateau tomorrow morning. I have a challenger match in the late morning, so don’t be late.

Chiyo is a Snubbull on a bone.

𝘕𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵? 𝘞𝘪𝘯. || 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐨'𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐱 [ 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐅𝐢𝐯𝐞 ]

I can see why she’s on the Most Wanted list.

I wore the wrong shoes for this.

[ e-message ] Good morning, @roarktype.poke.surf I’ve Personal PC Transferred a gift to you for helping Young Chiyo. It’s one of the earliest known League-sanctioned survey maps of Mt. Silver. It’s in exquisite condition. And of course, thank you.

Did I just see E4 Saint-Michel and Raihan on a live stream?

Hilarious.

Where is Magnolia? @kvnoichii.bsky.social

I do wonder whatever happened to him…

Such as through deceit, underhandedness and occasional acts of malice…

The Kadabras employed in the League’s Accounts Payable department are not to be underestimated.

One of the Indigo League’s more admirable qualities is how freely its members confess negligence without being prompted. Though in your case, Erika, I suppose unconsciousness may qualify as plausible deniability.

She would be. Hm. I’ll be the first to catch her up to speed upon her return.

I miss you Auntie... you'd be so mad about Wembanyama.

The older I get, the more I am relating to Ghost-types. We surround ourselves with dramatic interiors and exist solely to address unfinished business from a previous life.

Bruno’s Onix was very sweet. I enjoyed feeding him berries from the roof.

Blue would benefit from a publicist. Or a babysitter.

Yes, I’m familiar with the warp panels from my time in Rocket. No, I don’t enjoy the act of being instantaneously dematerialized and rematerialized.

Many are often surprised to learn I did not partake in the gym challenge. There’s not a single badge to my name, in fact. ✨ I often told myself I would complete it during my downtime as an Elite Four. “Downtime.” Ehahaha~

Gym Leader Roark. I trust you’ve been doing well. Please let me know if you have a moment. @roarktype.poke.surf

Not since being toppled twice in one day by children has the Indigo League suffered such embarrassment by you two. Sit down.

I know the masses really want to see a Woke Polycule amongst the Johto quad😔

@dracooutrage.bsky.social @rivaltrainer.bsky.social I would like both of you to report to my chambers this evening.

Considering asking the pilot to simply fly circles in the sky over Kanto until fuel runs out. I see chaos awaits…

Using this for your wanted poster.

Happy #seductivesunday This is the only time I'm doing this.

May this exist as proof that I have eyes and receipts on everyone.

And the League knows better than to try something on a day my heels aren’t pressing the Plateau flatter.

I just spit out my wine.

Lance is 55.

My unread email notifications have officially surpassed four digits…

Am I that intimidating? Or is it the heels 👠

Holy shit, Team Rocket is a circus.

Tall?

Perhaps I’ll send him one of my signed boxes of tissues as a bonus.

Bruno is having trouble accessing his account. I blame Will.

Nous sommes aimés parce que nous sommes forts. Et nous répondons à cet amour.

Umbreon ⭐

A Great Ball would have sufficed. … But Great Balls don’t come in black ✨

So many email notifications…

Polyamory?

I may have gone overboard shopping during my layover… I even had to purchase an extra piece of luggage for my next flight.