why was the boy who cried wolf in charge of an flock of sheep? why did this town decide to stop believing him when a wolf attack could greatly harm their local economy by eliminating their source of wool? an entire village will now freeze to death because they became annoyed by a young boy's antics.

purple connections first guess, yeah im kind of a pro

do people like think that if the federal government stops giving money to state governments that their state taxes wont go up as a result

would you fuck me for blow

thank you 2008 jeep automotive engineer for putting no unpainted metal anywhere remotely close to my battery

elon musk is only a natalist so his cars have more toddlers to hit

why is it like every straight white guys fantasy to shoot a home invader. its so fucking weird.

when the corpos takeover im moving to Valve City and prostituting myself for cs skins

mfers be like "im a gooner" and then have a j*b. stop larping.

i think my favourite thing about tarkov is that the hideout has cable runs everywhere and you can see the power cords for stuff lead into them

i always complain more about being too cold vs hot but i will always prefer being cold because there is no legal maximum for clothing

im over here chilling, eating coleslaw, when suddenly RAGWEED

i cant wait to play the new indie game where i work at a small retail business themed after my special interest and all the npcs are voiced by AI

sans-serif fonts are woke now apnews.com/article/rubi...

my catcher in the rye "he just like me fr" shirt is getting hella faded :(

i legitimately do not understand how so many minecraft mods dont have good wikis or documentation in 2025

i pray to god that the people who post baba is you youtube shorts are acting stupid for runtime/engagement bait, if not i am unsure how some of these people manage to put pants on in the morning

just finding out that like party store, "doorwall" is not something people outside of michigan say

i was exploring wikipedia and the barenaked ladies werent kidding, bert kaempfert does have the mad hits.

toby keiths voicecrack at the of i wanna talk about me is possibly my favourite thing in all of country music

flea is always slapping that shit but he should get a DV charge for what he did on around the world

nyt kyllä vituttaa

they want me to build a particle accelerator in stoneblock and its got me like

where the fuck did the prediction betting shit come from? i swear to god i literally only learned about it from a south park episode, am i just not seeing the as because i dont watch tv/have premium for the video platforms i use and adblockers for elsewhere? am i just an old person??

i hate that people give miyazaki credit for ds2 when he was too busy making chudborne to help make the greatest game of all time

can we bring back red hot nickel ball

ive been playing stoneblock 4 with some friends and im starting to think Mekanism might just be IC2 in a trench coat and sunglasses

meet the spartans is probably more historically accurate than 300

they put up the robocop statue in detroit lets fucking go

shortform content is great because a new creator will make good content get popular fairly quickly and within a year all their videos are actually just product placement and i hate this planet

white guys from wealthy suburbs of major cities try not to cosplay blue collar and be a maga cock sucker challenge impossible

she djungel on my skog til ikea

saw someone type Port O' Rico and like its wrong but like also kind of almost not

if i had a nickel for everytime ive met a turkish national who loves erdogan but lives on a separate continent and told me they would never go back to turkey id have 2 nickels, which isnt a lot, but it is weird that it has happened twice

me

this is the hardest question ive ever been asked

ah yes my like songs is in fact filled with alt/indie and alan jackson

well the first song that plays in the background of my wrapped is Juna Kulkee so even though i didn't listen to a lot of music this year i mustve done something right

my brother in christ you are leaving a comment on an mc lars video. he walked so dan bull could also walk.

at least once a month google photos gives me a notification that i have a memory to look and its always just the same picture of me and some dude i do not know outside of a burrito restaurant in japan when i was blacked out

“if you want to be healthy, just listen to your body” but my body wants a sugary drink and 100k words of fanfiction

show me someone who doesnt think waluigi is sexy and i will show you some sort of sex criminal

every time i see a ds2 player using a blossom kite shield i cringe, how can they not know the benefit to stamina regen is offset by the reduction to stamina regen from having a shield equipped

i grow long hair just to put it in a bun because i dont want it to touch my neck

me and my cousin got drunk and had a sleepover and this bitch bit my arm now i have a massive bruise and it still hurts

i will always be obsessed with the italian-australian accent

whenever i see "Levan Polkka" i die a little more inside

i find it strange rimworld colonists get upset when they eat without a table. ive never been happier than when im eating an entire large dominos pizza over the sink

couple who both hyphenate their names and then give their children both hyphenated names