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when are they going to invent the postrogative

its not a "cuck chair", its a "cuck recliner" and its where i watch deep space 9, thank you very much

saturday

still mad that smash mouth is mostly known for their worst song

my very educated mother just sucked ur peanits

free speech is when you call minorities slurs and then shoot yourself

vale totems is actually kind of ass

guns dont kill people, the government does

bro what the fuck is this account i found at wintertodt

is there a runelite plugin to deal with the onlyfans bots or do i just have to turn my private off

564kc

with a mortar launcher. type day

i understand you gotta get that bread but why can you not open a cs stream without seeing an unregulated casino

gay john michael montgomery be like head's a game you learn as you go sometimes you spit, sometimes you swallow

i think its fucked up jagex makes me hold space while i look at my other monitor during quest cutscene, the other games just let me look at my other monitor

do not let me complain about going dry anywhere

been thinking about sugarposting a lot recently

i watched balls of fury and holy fuck its gotta be up there for worst movie of all time

lowkey want to try the jeff daniels peanut butter ruffles barbecue sauce sandwich

sailing was a mistake please poll OSOSRS jamflex

logged into osrs to see if i could get a bond for the upcoming league and why the fuck are they almost 14m

was cleaning dust out of my pc case and my hand slid down the psu enclosure onto an rgb header and now my finger is bleeding

i finally fall asleep just to wake up 45 minutes later with my sinuses about to blow a fucking hole in my skull jesus fucking christ this is actually quite possibly the worst thing ive ever experienced i would rather break my tibia 15x over than feel what i feel now for one more second

in dire need of like 1000 gyros

is the entire point of boston legal that william shatners character is the biggest piece of shit ever or is there more to the show that youtube shorts arent showing me

a friend is getting a double mastectomy soon and she posted asking for support/advice and some stupid bitch in the comments is asking her if she tried going on a juice diet

🙏 you love to see bad press about someone you hate

growing up in a small white town is hell because i get to see the worst person from my high school post a picture with their significant other wearing totenkopf pin followed immediately by the most cringe reddit quirk chungus shit

"oral phenylephrine doesnt work better than a placebo" - some fucking dumbass at the fda who didnt ask me

She said she loves me. We’ll see how much.

:'(

how do you become a millionaire in the 2020s, is making bad horror games still viable or is grifting the only meta atm

what is the modern equivalent of goanimate calliou videos

$4.19 :(

how come fundamentalist christians are always "we gotta kill gays" and never "we gotta ban usury"

tbt to when my uncle tried to get me to work for him, when i asked what he wanted to pay me he gave an insane lowball for the field and when i said no him and my grandfather tried the "thats what wrong with you kids, none of you understand the importance of hard work" routine on me

just found out about the cs2 update

we gotta bring back rage comics

[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror] im such a fat fucking chud. it’s so over for me

its 2am and instead of sleeping i am thinking about how when i lived in japan mcdonalds was selling "adult creme pies"

[edit of Chumbawamba - Tubthumping starts] I GET WOKE DOWN THEN I WOKE UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONE WOKE ME DOWN

when i was like 10 i saw a paper wasp for the first time and the sheer horror i experienced seeing a bug float around with long dangling legs is almost indescribable

gonna start answering every instance of "what happened?" with "in 1054 pope leo ix sent a delegate to constantinople.."

whatever it is that causes white women over 50 to stop 3 feet in front of the door to the store and start digging in their purse, ignorant to the inconvenience they are causing everyone around them, i need.

playing and eblade build to fund a strength stacker to fund my eblade build

*the fakest shit ever* gronk is this poo?

id prefer if we were going up against a sicilian when death is on the line

i served 5 years jrotc, wouldve done 6, they wouldnt let me