At my kid's band concert last night, two boys played Black Sabbath during the intermission. It was like watching the real life version of "The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton."

She just wanted him to be happy. This is not how she imagined that going. #questpit #Q #A #U

Chronic people-pleaser Willow would do anything to reconnect with Pop. He knows an easy mark when he sees one. What starts as sneaking contraband into his nursing home escalates quickly and this time she won’t be able to smile her way out of a felony charge. #questpit #Q #A #U

First day of summer vacation for the kids. First day of trying to figure out how I'm going to get my writing done.

I'm going to say this right now: I'm in no mood for April Fool's jokes.

I feel like I need to start wearing banana clips in my hair. Is this the beginning of a menty b?

H/T from fb planetejobn and shared by my BIL Chris

I don't understand how you can take rights away from people and still feel like you're headed in the right direction. Makes me so angry.

my therapist recommended that in stressful times I should try doing nice things for others to keep calm, so sure, I'll try to land the plane

Can you imagine being the type of person who buys The Washington Post because you want to know what Jeff Bezos thinks? What a dork.

Typical NYT fake news anti-Trump spin: they don’t mention how great it will be when our corpses come pre-embalmed. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/26/c...

Things are scary and most times it takes a great deal of effort to keep myself from feeling hopeless. But today the snow geese have returned as they do every year and I think there is a kernel of hope that can be found there.

It's so disappointing to watch GenX slide into their boomer era. As an elder millennial, it's also a little frightening.

I’m not asking for a win but if the universe could take a break from tossing Ls my way, I would truly appreciate it.

I work in my basement and it’s freezing down there so I crocheted some fingerless gloves. Ignore my peasant hands please.

rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot

I remember when President Obama had to produce two birth certificates just to get people to call *him* an American.

Okay. I’m awake. What fresh hellscape awaits us today?

I don't want to see any bingo cards about what everyone thinks is going to happen in 2025. I'm hanging on by a thread here, people.

My therapist said I should write my thoughts on paper with a sharpie. It’s like she wants me to look mentally ill.

You know what I hate about myself? I don't care about Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds or Justin Baldoni, but that didn't stop me spending a stupid amount of time reading through all their texts.

Raskin: "Elon Musk, you may have illegally seized power over the financial payments systems of the Treasury, but you don't control the money of the American people. The US Congress does that under Article 1 of the Constitution ... we don't have a fourth branch of government called 'Elon Musk'"

It was weird to see Bianca Censori at the Grammys dressed like that because I can’t tell you how many times I have had dreams like that. Like I’m naked and everyone’s dressed and I’m just trying to convince everyone it’s totally normal.

Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.

I know that February is the shortest month of the year but I’m really afraid that it’s going to be longer than January this year…and January was like 57 weeks long.

Our goal was to get to 400 followers (that ALL sign the strike pledge here: generalstrikeus.com/strikecard) by EOD today. As you can see, we’re already beyond that! Follow & share & ya know what… let’s make it 500! 🙂‍↕️

unreliable narrator in the sense that i say a buncha random shit and then immediately forget about it

Look, I’m grateful for the massage but afterwards I didn’t need to go to the grocery store dazed, with pillow creases on my face and run into people I haven’t see in over a decade.

The kid spilled nail polish on her favorite hoodie and was really upset. Fortunately I had just enough embroidery skills to fix the problem.

I can't stand when I change something in my writing, spend ages working on it, and then realize it was better the way it was originally.

Sometimes when I'm describing a person's facial features in my writing, I find myself making the faces. It's probably pretty ridiculous looking when I do it. Anyway, the guy who just walked into the library caught me doing it and I'm pretty sure he is laughing at me. Or he thinks I'm crazy.

I'm sitting next to two guys at Starbucks who have such Jonesy and Reilly vibes.

After a disappointing querying season, I'm throwing myself back into my work and trying to ignore the person in my head that is damn sure I'm not good enough. Also...whisky.